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  • #1202
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Another child starting a thread about sex that did not happen.
    Take it to face book op.


  • #1203
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I totally have lots of sex all the time.


  • #1204
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    Sky King wrote: »
    I presume you think feeling blue is a girl?

    OK Sherlock, it is not 100% clear, but we do have this mysterious clue....
    feelingblue wrote: »
    Ok I am female.

    Hmm. Tricky.


  • #1205
    Solnskaya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    I've slept with loads of em, have to stop crashing on friends couches. Sex?? Not a chance, they're all munters.


  • #1206
    Hogzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,544 ✭✭✭Hogzy


    PseudoFamous wrote: »
    I don't have a facebook account.

    So why did you post?

    :rolleyes:


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  • #1207
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    phasers wrote: »
    I totally have lots of sex all the time.

    Always bragging


  • #1208
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    149 friends. I have slept with three of them all female.


  • #1209
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Always bragging
    Typical... ugh... "bloke."


  • #1210
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I'm not on Facebook.

    Facebook is for cunts.


  • #1211
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    feelingblue wrote: »
    Ok I am female. I have 214 FB friends, slept with 5 (4 guys 1 girl).

    Would totally go there with about 3 more....

    tell us more


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  • #1212
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I've got 435 friends. I haven't slept with any of them. I would sleep with 435 of them.


  • #1213
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    feelingblue wrote: »
    Ok I am female. I have 214 FB friends, slept with 5 (4 guys 1 girl).

    Would totally go there with about 3 more....


    You sleep with a 42 and four fifths of your pals.

    Any chance?


  • #1214
    floutingmaxims
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 764 ✭✭✭floutingmaxims


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I'm not on Facebook.

    Facebook is for legends.

    FYP :D


  • #1215
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    I'd sleep with 21 of my facebook friends who I haven't done already.

    That seems quite high :eek:. I'll put it down to either shyness or loneliness :cool:


  • #1216
    -Corkie-
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,025 ✭✭✭✭-Corkie-


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I'm not on Facebook.

    Facebook is for cunts.

    Big plus 1 there buddy. Oh i just had a big **** there better update my status....:rolleyes:


  • #1217
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I'm not on Facebook.

    Facebook is for cunts.
    What did you call my mother? :mad: :P


  • #1218
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    Friends = 630

    Rode = 12 and I'm in a 15 year relationship, never did the dirt. Ha I had a great time in my late teen's early 20's.


  • #1219
    feelingblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭feelingblue


    PseudoFamous wrote: »
    I don't have a facebook account.

    Then this thread does not apply to you...please go away


  • #1220
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    Friends = 630

    Rode = 12 and I'm in a 15 year relationship, never did the dirt. Ha I had a great time in my late teen's early 20's.
    Duurty


  • #1221
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    feelingblue wrote: »
    PseudoFamous wrote: »
    I don't have a facebook account.

    Then this thread does not apply to you...please go away

    No. I don't have a facebook account either.

    Though I don't general come on the Internet and make threads about my sex life either


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  • #1222
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    Friends = 630

    Rode = 12 and I'm in a 15 year relationship, never did the dirt. Ha I had a great time in my late teen's early 20's.

    Wait...the numbers don't add up here. Why would you become Facebook friends with people that you had sex with at least 15 years ago? How and why are you still in contact? College friends? I'm not Facebook friends with people I had sex with in college 2 years ago, let alone 15!


  • #1223
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    brummytom wrote: »
    I've got 435 friends. I haven't slept with any of them. I would sleep with 435 of them.

    please dont say your mam and dad are on your friend list


  • #1224
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    I think posters should have at least 100 posts before they can create stupid threads!


  • #1225
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    -Corkie- wrote: »
    Oh i just had a big **** there better update my status....:rolleyes:
    I can safely say that I've never seen anyone with this as their status.


  • #1226
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Sky King wrote: »
    I presume you think feeling blue is a girl?

    If the poster didn't clearly state they were a girl then the thread was pointless.

    Like sad bitches who kiss down the pub so all the boys will watch.

    Yawn city.


  • #1227
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


  • #1228
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    please dont say your mam and dad are on your friend list
    Nope, mom did add me last week though.

    If she saw the things I said on there, she'd die, so I'm doing her a favour ignoring her.


  • #1229
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    -Corkie- wrote: »
    Oh i just had a big **** there better update my status....:rolleyes:
    I can safely say that I've never seen anyone with this as their status.

    I have and he tagged people into his location in the toilet.


  • #1230
    wonderfulname
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


    plein de force wrote: »
    "Omg lst nte wz grt, cnt rmebr mst f it tho ha wz gas doh lve d grls"
    Oh my god, last night was great, c*nt member missed f-ing it though, was gas though, I've the girls?

    I give up trying to translate, that "friend" of yours is headache inducing, ask them if their keyboard is broken...


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  • #1231
    feelingblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭feelingblue


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I'm not on Facebook.

    Facebook is for cunts.

    This thread does not apply to you so please go away.


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