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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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hondasam

Another child starting a thread about sex that did not happen.
Take it to face book op.

phasers

I totally have lots of sex all the time.

parker kent

Sky King wrote: »

I presume you think feeling blue is a girl?

OK Sherlock, it is not 100% clear, but we do have this mysterious clue....

feelingblue wrote: »

Ok I am female.

Hmm. Tricky.

Solnskaya

I've slept with loads of em, have to stop crashing on friends couches. Sex?? Not a chance, they're all munters.

Hogzy

PseudoFamous wrote: »

I don't have a facebook account.

So why did you post?

:rolleyes:

Gummy Panda

phasers wrote: »

I totally have lots of sex all the time.

Always bragging

John Doe1

149 friends. I have slept with three of them all female.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Always bragging

Typical... ugh... "bloke."

MagicMarker

I'm not on Facebook.

Facebook is for cunts.

admiralofthefleet

feelingblue wrote: »

Ok I am female. I have 214 FB friends, slept with 5 (4 guys 1 girl).

Would totally go there with about 3 more....

tell us more

brummytom

I've got 435 friends. I haven't slept with any of them. I would sleep with 435 of them.

cesc77

feelingblue wrote: »

Ok I am female. I have 214 FB friends, slept with 5 (4 guys 1 girl).

Would totally go there with about 3 more....

You sleep with a 42 and four fifths of your pals.

Any chance?

floutingmaxims

MagicMarker wrote: »

I'm not on Facebook.

Facebook is for legends.

FYP

Immaculate Pasta

I'd sleep with 21 of my facebook friends who I haven't done already.

That seems quite high :eek:. I'll put it down to either shyness or loneliness :cool:

-Corkie-

MagicMarker wrote: »

I'm not on Facebook.

Facebook is for cunts.

Big plus 1 there buddy. Oh i just had a big **** there better update my status....:rolleyes:

Adam

MagicMarker wrote: »

I'm not on Facebook.

Facebook is for cunts.

What did you call my mother? :mad: :P

cruiser178

Friends = 630

Rode = 12 and I'm in a 15 year relationship, never did the dirt. Ha I had a great time in my late teen's early 20's.

feelingblue

PseudoFamous wrote: »

I don't have a facebook account.

Then this thread does not apply to you...please go away

MagicMarker

cruiser178 wrote: »

Friends = 630

Rode = 12 and I'm in a 15 year relationship, never did the dirt. Ha I had a great time in my late teen's early 20's.

Duurty

Gummy Panda

feelingblue wrote: »

PseudoFamous wrote: »

I don't have a facebook account.

Then this thread does not apply to you...please go away

No. I don't have a facebook account either.

Though I don't general come on the Internet and make threads about my sex life either

parker kent

cruiser178 wrote: »

Friends = 630

Rode = 12 and I'm in a 15 year relationship, never did the dirt. Ha I had a great time in my late teen's early 20's.

Wait...the numbers don't add up here. Why would you become Facebook friends with people that you had sex with at least 15 years ago? How and why are you still in contact? College friends? I'm not Facebook friends with people I had sex with in college 2 years ago, let alone 15!

admiralofthefleet

brummytom wrote: »

I've got 435 friends. I haven't slept with any of them. I would sleep with 435 of them.

please dont say your mam and dad are on your friend list

Cill Dara Abu

I think posters should have at least 100 posts before they can create stupid threads!

El Weirdo

-Corkie- wrote: »

Oh i just had a big **** there better update my status....:rolleyes:

I can safely say that I've never seen anyone with this as their status.

Logical Fallacy

Sky King wrote: »

I presume you think feeling blue is a girl?

If the poster didn't clearly state they were a girl then the thread was pointless.

Like sad bitches who kiss down the pub so all the boys will watch.

Yawn city.

Cicero

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brummytom

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

please dont say your mam and dad are on your friend list

Nope, mom did add me last week though.

If she saw the things I said on there, she'd die, so I'm doing her a favour ignoring her.

Gummy Panda

El Weirdo wrote: »

-Corkie- wrote: »

Oh i just had a big **** there better update my status....:rolleyes:

I can safely say that I've never seen anyone with this as their status.

I have and he tagged people into his location in the toilet.

wonderfulname

plein de force wrote: »

"Omg lst nte wz grt, cnt rmebr mst f it tho ha wz gas doh lve d grls"

Oh my god, last night was great, c*nt member missed f-ing it though, was gas though, I've the girls?

I give up trying to translate, that "friend" of yours is headache inducing, ask them if their keyboard is broken...

feelingblue

MagicMarker wrote: »

I'm not on Facebook.

Facebook is for cunts.

This thread does not apply to you so please go away.