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    #1202
    languagenerd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    plein de force wrote: »
    "Omg lst nte wz grt, cnt rmebr mst f it tho ha wz gas doh lve d grls"
    "In wrk nw rmembrn bts f lst nte ha gas"
    "ah gd heds klln me nw frm lst nte ha wz gas doh"
    "at hme nw rcovrn frm lst nte stil, wz gd nte waz wrth it doh ha"

    The text-to-speech voice can't even understand this :P (http://text-to-speech.imtranslator.net/). Normally it tries pronouncing things, here it just lists a string of letters and finishes on "doh ha!" :S


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    #1203
    feelingblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭feelingblue


    Ok I am female. I have 214 FB friends, slept with 5 (4 guys 1 girl).

    Would totally go there with about 3 more....


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    #1204
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    I don't have a facebook account.


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    #1205
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    feelingblue wrote: »
    Ok I am female. I have 214 FB friends, slept with 5 (4 guys 1 girl).

    Would totally go there with about 3 more....

    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. :pac:


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    #1206
    leggo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    feelingblue wrote: »
    Ok I am female. I have 214 FB friends, slept with 5 (4 guys 1 girl).

    Would totally go there with about 3 more....

    I've slept with most of them.

    No sex. Just power naps.


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    #1207
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. :pac:
    I presume you think feeling blue is a girl?


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    #1208
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    If the 3 more referred to in the OP do not include either me or other girls, I don't care about this story :pac:

    Also I presume sleep with equals sex? If so, then my total is 2.

    There's a lot more that I would have sex with. But they won't let me :(


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    #1209
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Another child starting a thread about sex that did not happen.
    Take it to face book op.


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    #1210
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I totally have lots of sex all the time.


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    #1211
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    Sky King wrote: »
    I presume you think feeling blue is a girl?

    OK Sherlock, it is not 100% clear, but we do have this mysterious clue....
    feelingblue wrote: »
    Ok I am female.

    Hmm. Tricky.


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    #1212
    Solnskaya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    I've slept with loads of em, have to stop crashing on friends couches. Sex?? Not a chance, they're all munters.


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    #1213
    Hogzy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,544 ✭✭✭Hogzy


    PseudoFamous wrote: »
    I don't have a facebook account.

    So why did you post?

    :rolleyes:


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    #1214
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    phasers wrote: »
    I totally have lots of sex all the time.

    Always bragging


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    #1215
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    149 friends. I have slept with three of them all female.


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    #1216
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Always bragging
    Typical... ugh... "bloke."


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    #1217
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I'm not on Facebook.

    Facebook is for cunts.


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    #1218
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    feelingblue wrote: »
    Ok I am female. I have 214 FB friends, slept with 5 (4 guys 1 girl).

    Would totally go there with about 3 more....

    tell us more


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    #1219
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I've got 435 friends. I haven't slept with any of them. I would sleep with 435 of them.


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    #1220
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    feelingblue wrote: »
    Ok I am female. I have 214 FB friends, slept with 5 (4 guys 1 girl).

    Would totally go there with about 3 more....


    You sleep with a 42 and four fifths of your pals.

    Any chance?


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    #1221
    floutingmaxims
    Registered Users Posts: 764 ✭✭✭floutingmaxims


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I'm not on Facebook.

    Facebook is for legends.

    FYP :D


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    #1222
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    I'd sleep with 21 of my facebook friends who I haven't done already.

    That seems quite high :eek:. I'll put it down to either shyness or loneliness :cool:


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    #1223
    -Corkie-
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,025 ✭✭✭✭-Corkie-


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I'm not on Facebook.

    Facebook is for cunts.

    Big plus 1 there buddy. Oh i just had a big **** there better update my status....:rolleyes:


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    #1224
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I'm not on Facebook.

    Facebook is for cunts.
    What did you call my mother? :mad: :P


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    #1225
    cruiser178
    Registered Users Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    Friends = 630

    Rode = 12 and I'm in a 15 year relationship, never did the dirt. Ha I had a great time in my late teen's early 20's.


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    #1226
    feelingblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭feelingblue


    PseudoFamous wrote: »
    I don't have a facebook account.

    Then this thread does not apply to you...please go away


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    #1227
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    Friends = 630

    Rode = 12 and I'm in a 15 year relationship, never did the dirt. Ha I had a great time in my late teen's early 20's.
    Duurty


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    #1228
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    feelingblue wrote: »
    PseudoFamous wrote: »
    I don't have a facebook account.

    Then this thread does not apply to you...please go away

    No. I don't have a facebook account either.

    Though I don't general come on the Internet and make threads about my sex life either


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    #1229
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    Friends = 630

    Rode = 12 and I'm in a 15 year relationship, never did the dirt. Ha I had a great time in my late teen's early 20's.

    Wait...the numbers don't add up here. Why would you become Facebook friends with people that you had sex with at least 15 years ago? How and why are you still in contact? College friends? I'm not Facebook friends with people I had sex with in college 2 years ago, let alone 15!


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    #1230
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    brummytom wrote: »
    I've got 435 friends. I haven't slept with any of them. I would sleep with 435 of them.

    please dont say your mam and dad are on your friend list


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    #1231
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    I think posters should have at least 100 posts before they can create stupid threads!


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