Things you thought when you were younger

Until I was five, I thought my parents were born as adults

I used to think there was a group of people sitting around a table whose job it was to name everything. I thought they placed an object on the table and all discussed what it should be called then let people know.

I also believed that three of the four Alanis Morissette's in the video for Ironic were robots...

I thought that if you weren't asleep 11 that a women would come and kidnap me.

Cringing as I type this but

I used to think women pissed out of their bums

i used to think hangovers werent that bad

charlemont wrote: »

I used to think that when my parents were young the world had no colour and was black and white.

Yesss. I used to think that too. I also thought babies grew in womens tits.

a few ones i remember:p i used to think you got way taller on your birthday. like say im 6 years old night before my bday and im 7 the next day straight away that morning id go measure myself and expected to be a few inches taller:p

i thiught sex was kissing naked under the covers:p


I thought that it was mandatory that one had to be married by a certain age.
and i thought women became pregnant immediately after they got married no matter what. i thought the babies came out by the doctors slicing open the womans stomach like head of pumpkin and then taking the baby out then stitching her up again..eww.

i used to think that when it rains god was sad.and when it was sunny god was smiling.

i thought my parents bankaccounts had endless amount of money. i also thought 1 million euro wasnt very much money seeing as lots of houses for sale were like 6/7 million euro.

When I was a kid I used to believe that you were safe from the monsters in the dark as long as you were hiding under the blankets.

i also thought that it was possible for me to go down the drain in my bathtub and i would always close it up with a washcloth, etc.

I thought chocolate milk came from brown or black cows.

i used to think if you planted money i money tree would grow and i couldnt understand why nobody else did it.

thought id have nightvision if i ate lots of carrots, and thought id be muscly if i ate lots of veg and milk:P

and last one i thought my mum gave birth to my dog as he was around before me :P
thats all i can think of.

When Mary McAleese was running for presidency I was small and kept hearing her talking about 'building bridges'. A few months after she became president I asked my mam why she built any bridges around Cork yet.

I also thought that if I stood behind the telly that I'd be on the actual screen so I used to dance behind the television thinking that the whole nation was watching me.

Finally for now I believed that there were teeny tiny people belting out tunes inside the radio and that's where the music came from.