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scratch on my wifes arse

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  • #122
    littlehannah96
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 50 ✭✭littlehannah96


    I would honestly say its a drunken injury. I dont know how you could get a scratch on your arse by having sex with a men anyway its not as if they have long.


  • #123
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Sink The Banana wrote: »
    he has other accounts as well;)

    Maybe it was one of his other personas that put the scratch on her arse.


  • #124
    alphabeat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭alphabeat


    'looks like this itch .........

    http://www.whowouldkickass.com/_images/t_large/010f39835011e9b520605ebbabc3add6.jpg

    ..........has already been scratched .'


  • #125
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    razorblade co*k ring, ftw...


  • #126
    keesa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭keesa


    Bumping into something sharp, falling on stilettos, taking off her clothes while drunk/tired especially with long nails. I would say innocent.

    I'd be extra careful about asking her about cheating.

    And if she sees this you're screwed!


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  • #127
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    littlehannah96 wrote: »
    I would honestly say its a drunken injury. I dont know how you could get a scratch on your arse by having sex with a men anyway its not as if they have long.

    Long what?


  • #128
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,694 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    stoneill wrote: »
    Long what?

    Johns


  • #129
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    stoneill wrote: »
    Long what?
    antodeco wrote: »
    Johns

    silver?


  • #130
    rorymcgrory
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 267 ✭✭rorymcgrory


    Are you sure it was'nt a skid mark? Dirty fecker


  • #131
    Metallitroll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Metallitroll


    Blobby George wrote: »
    I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock, not far from the crack. It wasn't there yesterday. Now, she was out last night with work colleagues and didn't get home till 4 this morning. Am i being silly in thinking she got up to no good last night or did she simply pick it up innocuously? When I confronted her she played the baffled as to how it got there card.

    oi, bobby are you a fat pasty baldy limey in a stress tested engerland shirt, or what


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  • #132
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Blobby George wrote: »
    I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock, not far from the crack. It wasn't there yesterday. Now, she was out last night with work colleagues and didn't get home till 4 this morning. Am i being silly in thinking she got up to no good last night or did she simply pick it up innocuously? When I confronted her she played the baffled as to how it got there card.
    Did you measure it? :confused:


  • #133
    lionela
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 131 ✭✭lionela


    Grab the Elastoplast...that will do the trick.


  • #134
    clln
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭clln


    Blobby George wrote: »
    I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock,

    I would not worry about it he cannot be competition to you.
    can he?

    AH's moves way too fast,a new post is stale within 60 seconds :)


  • #135
    kwestfan08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭kwestfan08


    Solnskaya wrote: »
    \it was the frenchman, in the alley, with the hang nail, Morse would be proud.

    Sounds like the best game of cluedo ever!


  • #136
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    emmetmcl wrote: »
    If it was during the ''throes of passion'' there would be more than one scratch, unless the guy only has one finger. :D
    He may only have been using one finger on her arse, tho ... >_>
    Baron_Kunkel wrote: »
    Most likely explanation is that she had an itchy arse and scratched it in her sleep. Has she long fingernails?
    Sssshhh! Common sense has no place in this thread!
    littlehannah96 wrote: »
    I would honestly say its a drunken injury. I dont know how you could get a scratch on your arse by having sex with a men anyway its not as if they have long.
    0_o

    I take grave exception to that unfinished remark, Hannah! :mad:


  • #137
    pipelaser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 586 ✭✭✭pipelaser


    Blobby George wrote: »
    I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock, not far from the crack. It wasn't there yesterday. Now, she was out last night with work colleagues and didn't get home till 4 this morning. Am i being silly in thinking she got up to no good last night or did she simply pick it up innocuously? When I confronted her she played the baffled as to how it got there card.

    I think you're confused OP.

    Its not a Cut, its called a Vagina.







    :pac:


  • #138
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Blobby George wrote: »
    I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock, not far from the crack. It wasn't there yesterday. Now, she was out last night with work colleagues and didn't get home till 4 this morning. Am i being silly in thinking she got up to no good last night or did she simply pick it up innocuously? When I confronted her she played the baffled as to how it got there card.

    You finished the job anyway though, right?


  • #139
    clln
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭clln


    pipelaser wrote: »
    Its not a Cut, its called a Vagina.:pac:

    may'be she had not washed for a long time and it was the Clit trying to leave home? :pac:


  • #140
    testicle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,429 ✭✭✭testicle


    littlehannah96 wrote: »
    I would honestly say its a drunken injury. I dont know how you could get a scratch on your arse by having sex with a men anyway its not as if they have long.

    Maybe she had sex with a woman?


  • #141
    testicle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,429 ✭✭✭testicle


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    Did you measure it? :confused:

    He probably compared it to his knob which was in his hand at the time.


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  • #142
    clln
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭clln


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I take grave exception to that unfinished remark, Hannah! :mad:

    What about Hannah using the male member in the plural?

    Would you take that? :pac:


  • #143
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    I have never taken a male member in my life, and I don't intend to start now!

    Hannah, on the other hand, can use as many of them as she likes ...


  • #144
    dilbert2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 364 ✭✭dilbert2


    Blobby George wrote: »
    I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock, not far from the crack. It wasn't there yesterday. Now, she was out last night with work colleagues and didn't get home till 4 this morning. Am i being silly in thinking she got up to no good last night or did she simply pick it up innocuously? When I confronted her she played the baffled as to how it got there card.

    Maybe she just had an itchy behind.


  • #145
    clln
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭clln


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I have never taken a male member in my life, and I don't intend to start now!

    Hannah, on the other hand, can use as many of them as she likes ...

    Ha ha you are a good sport and laugh!:)


  • #146
    fulhamfanincork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 882 ✭✭✭fulhamfanincork


    She obviously got a needledick up the arse


  • #147
    KylieWyley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭KylieWyley


    Just hire a private investigator to follow her every move.





    Simples :rolleyes:


  • #148
    filthymcnasty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 644 ✭✭✭filthymcnasty


    OP be careful the missus does not wander into your home-made telepod DNA cross-over device (if you have one) that no bugs, in particular flies are around.

    Because the next day her teeth might start falling out and she will be walking on the ceiling.


  • #149
    blue5000
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,865 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    Blobby George wrote: »
    There was a group of 6 of them. I know them all except 1 French guy who just started with her firm last week.
    C'est la vie

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • #150
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    Blobby George wrote: »
    1 French guy who just started with her firm last week.

    Thats a good way to start with a woman, nice and firm.


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  • #151
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Blobby George wrote: »
    There was a group of 6 of them. I know them all except 1 French guy who just started with her firm behind last week.
    Every time I see that post I read it like so ... ^^


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