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scratch on my wifes arse

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  • #182
    LionelNashe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,961 ✭✭✭LionelNashe


    Blobby George wrote: »
    Nothing new to report really. I'm keeping close tabs on her and anything remotely suspicious and she will have to be confronted.

    Confrontation is completely the wrong strategy. If she's innocent, then you're accusing her in the wrong. If she's guilty, then you are tipping her off that you're on to her and she'll only cover her tracks better in future.


  • #183
    Sergeant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    I'd just hire a team of Japanese assassins and be done with it. That niggling doubt could pop into your head at any time, and affect your golf swing or whatever.


  • #184
    1966
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,655 ✭✭✭1966


    Blobby George wrote: »
    Nothing new to report really. I'm keeping close tabs on her and anything remotely suspicious and she will have to be confronted.

    Wud expect nothing less of you........in the meantime.......keep the faith


  • #185
    CabanasBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 186 ✭✭CabanasBoy


    emmetmcl wrote: »
    If it was during the ''throes of passion'' there would be more than one scratch, unless the guy only has one finger. :D

    Or more likely, where were the rest of his fingers?


  • #186
    the purple tin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Dust her booty for fingerprints when she's asleep:p.


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  • #187
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Dust her hoop for cockprints.


  • #188
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Blobby George wrote: »
    Nothing new to report really. I'm keeping close tabs on her and anything remotely suspicious and she will have to be confronted.
    Shouldn't that be conreared in this context?


  • #189
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 613 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    In the lines of a well-known television program series with a such memorable quote...
    My arse...
    :P :pac:


  • #190
    HooterSnout
    Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭HooterSnout


    Blobby George wrote: »
    I was having intercourse

    "having intercourse" Come on, really? What are you, British?


  • #191
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Blobby George wrote: »
    You would do well to get your facts straight before trying to look clever. I have absolutely no knowledge of that account. 100% truth. I had the Pope Benedict account but made no secret of that. I think you've been watching too much 'Murder She Wrote'.

    That must be the wifes fella, logging in on your home IP address while you're at work.


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  • #192
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    Let us know when you notice varying bite marks on her thighs, crotch, bum and neck. Then you know she's really entertaining a few studs.


  • #193
    older i get better i was
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 216 ✭✭older i get better i was


    I think my missus is pushing drugs as i was late leaving for work this morning and just before i went out the phone rang and the dude at other end says "is that dope gone yet"? :cool:


  • #194
    tommy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,419 ✭✭✭tommy21


    emmetmcl wrote: »
    If it was during the ''throes of passion'' there would be more than one scratch, unless the guy only has one finger. :D

    Hmmmm maybe it was this guy:


  • #195
    Mr Trade In
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭Mr Trade In


    Damn I am so late to this but here I go,Maybe it's time to call in the C.S.I. unit.
    Crack Scene Investigation


  • #196
    tommy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,419 ✭✭✭tommy21


    Mr Trade In wrote: »
    Damn I am so late to this but here I go,Maybe it's time to call in the C.S.I. unit.
    Crack Scene Investigation

    Its never too late, and as long as the OP is trying to get to the bottom of the issue and put their finger on the cause, he will appreciate all comments.


  • #197
    Bosco boy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,235 ✭✭✭Bosco boy


    Could it have been a varicose vein?


  • #198
    Metallitroll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Metallitroll


    suck on my bodys cock


  • #199
    tommy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,419 ✭✭✭tommy21


    Bosco boy wrote: »
    Could it have been a varicose vein?

    I'd say he'd prefer the affair.


  • #200
    james2006
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43 ✭james2006


    In response to the OP, the only issue is your own sense of insecurity. Your wife could have scratched herself in literally dozens of circumstances - she could have scratched herself getting out of the bath, or maybe after she went to the toilet. :p

    The fact that you'd post something on here, about an intimate part of your wife's body, shows a complete lack of respect for your wife.

    If your wife was indeed having an affair, count yourself lucky that she had intercourse with you aswell. :P


  • #201
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    I sometimes wonder if people *think* before they post?...any manner of ways this story could get picked up by a wider audience/media....it escalates, your wife divorces you.

    *THINK*!


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  • #202
    james2006
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43 ✭james2006


    Three cheers for Richard!!! The OP is either a troll....or is a typical Irish mammy's boy who doesn't even think of asking his friends or family for advice....he think's "Oh sure why don't I post a load of things on the internet about my wife's body, she'll never find out".
    I wouldn't be suprised if this forum ended up in the Metro. :p OP your wife would not be impressed!! :P


  • #203
    plein de force
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    quite an exact measurement
    did you measure the lad off it?


  • #204
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Ok, I admit it, is was me. But she said she had an itch that needed scratching, I just didn't mean to scratch it so hard.

    Giddy up.


  • #205
    Gneez
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 522 ✭✭✭Gneez


    She's clearly getting some from edward scissorhands on the side


  • #206
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,276 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Hello, I'm a ladyass expert. If you post detailed pictures of said ass I can probably tell you what caused said scratch. I look forward to helping.


  • #207
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    blobby george... is james 2006 your wife ? its just he,s whineing a bit


  • #208
    cock robin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 ✭✭✭cock robin


    james2006 wrote: »
    In response to the OP, the only issue is your own sense of insecurity. Your wife could have scratched herself in literally dozens of circumstances - she could have scratched herself getting out of the bath, or maybe after she went to the toilet. :p

    The fact that you'd post something on here, about an intimate part of your wife's body, shows a complete lack of respect for your wife.

    If your wife was indeed having an affair, count yourself lucky that she had intercourse with you aswell. :P

    Intercourse now who the fcuk calls a shag intercourse these days and since when is an ass an intimate part of a womans body. Her clitoris or labia thats a given but an ass. :D


  • #209
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Ok, I admit it, is was me. But she said she had an itch that needed scratching, I just didn't mean to scratch it so hard.

    Giddy up.

    Confusing avatar is confusing. :p


  • #210
    Gary4279
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 419 ✭✭Gary4279


    She was out with work and now has a suspicious arse scratch.
    Sounds like she's getting a promotion!


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  • #211
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Blobby George wrote: »
    I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock, not far from the crack. It wasn't there yesterday. Now, she was out last night with work colleagues and didn't get home till 4 this morning. Am i being silly in thinking she got up to no good last night or did she simply pick it up innocuously? When I confronted her she played the baffled as to how it got there card.
    Your spot on there mate....she got banged.


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