scratch on my wifes arse

duckysauce

Blobby George wrote: »

There was a lot of sms activity on her phone this morning, a lot more than usual on a Saturday morning.

she is using it as a vibrator , i would say your marraige is over

Homer

Maybe she's banging Captain Hook behind your back and he went for a reacharound?

alwaysadub

How do you know you didn't do it in your sleep?

Colmo52

Blobby George wrote: »

I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock, not far from the crack. It wasn't there yesterday. Now, she was out last night with work colleagues and didn't get home till 4 this morning. Am i being silly in thinking she got up to no good last night or did she simply pick it up innocuously? When I confronted her she played the baffled as to how it got there card.

Imagine if she looks at your computer and sees what you've been posting!!!

pebbles21

Maybe it was there already and you didnt notice,but the fact you were looking for something you seen it

If it bothers you that much,why dont you just ask her out straight and maybe you will know by her reaction if she is telling you the truth

Or maybe just try forget about otherwise it will drive you demented

Sunnyisland

Have you arsed her any qustions about it ?

Turtyturd

Where else would a guy's concern about his wife cheating result in her having an affair with a one fingered lesbian who scratches her with barbed wire?

bazza1

You should see the state she left my arse in!

-Corkie-

Its only a scratch it will buff out...

wandatowell

What are you doing here OP? Get the fluck off your computer
and get the last shag off your missus before she realizes your paranoid and dumps your mad ass.

But on a serious note.....you were eatin' her arse when you saw the scratch right???

stoneill

Man - if she was playing off side, damn her back would be ripped to bits, arse well rode and teeth marks on her honey pot.

It's just a scratch - relax the kacks.

Blobby George

wandatowell wrote: »

But on a serious note.....you were eatin' her arse when you saw the scratch right???

Usually I would but she had a touch of upset stomach today.

sligopark

she's a whore - get rid or get even

steddyeddy

Blobby George wrote: »

There was a lot of sms activity on her phone this morning, a lot more than usual on a Saturday morning.

well s and m activity will leave scratchs alright

pebbles21

So OP when you were having intercourse with your wife this afternoon was she ...em "wetter" than she normally is?

Gummy Panda

alwaysadub wrote: »

Has she shown any lesbian tendencies lately?
I've never had a fella leave a scratch on my ass!

But women have?

Blobby George

pebbles21 wrote: »

If it bothers you that much,why dont you just ask her out straight and maybe you will know by her reaction if she is telling you the truth

Did you read my OP? I said I asked her and she gave me the confused look.

mikehunts

Blobby George wrote: »

Now, she was out last night with work colleagues

I reckon there is something fishy going on till four. Did you muff it when she dropped her cacks.

wandatowell

Blobby George wrote: »

Usually I would but she had a touch of upset stomach today.

In that case Id recommend some Alka Seltzer, works like a charm

1966

Blobby George wrote: »

It looks like one of those nail scrathes from the throes of passion though.

Oh right yeah - one of those?

therewillbe

The Game is up for her now,You are some Detective op.Maybe she had an itchy ass and she had a good aul scratch and did it herself!! Or maybe NOT,Yes she is playing away!Paranoid or what?

alwaysadub

Gummy Panda wrote: »

But women have?

Women tend to generally have longer nails than men.
Some women even like to leave their mark, so to speak..
Not me though!! :eek:

1966

Blobby George wrote: »

Usually I would but she had a touch of upset stomach today.

Bless - that and a 1.5 inch scratch - life is so unfair......

bonerm

Blobby George wrote: »

I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock

Have you checked for scratches around the mouth area?

Latchy

Wouldn't worry about it Op , it'S probally only a scratch mark from the photocopier machine , women love to go commando and feel the vibrations on them .

Blobby George

1966 wrote: »

Bless - that and a 1.5 inch scratch - life is so unfair......

I don't care very much for your unsympatethic tones. I already said this was a sensitive matter.

Gummy Panda

Check her pants from last night and see if they're unusually crusty

Blondini

Sorry about that - I went for a bit of scratch'n'sniff with your missus.
Jaysus.. some bang off that ...

tallaghtmick

that was me op the 1.5 inch scratch is my calling card muhahahah

L'prof

Blobby George wrote: »

I don't care very much for your unsympatethic tones. I already said this was a sensitive matter.

You're in After Hours!!!