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scratch on my wifes arse

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  • #62
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Blobby George wrote: »
    I don't care very much for your unsympatethic tones. I already said this was a sensitive matter.

    AH is not the place for sympathy


  • #63
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,681 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Blobby George wrote: »
    I don't care very much for your unsympatethic tones. I already said this was a sensitive matter.
    If it's such a sensitive matter, ask in a different forum other than f*cking After Hours!

    What were you expecting from the AH crowd.. you're lucky you've gotten this far without a "kick her in the face for revenge!"














    Oh, and kick her in the gee for revenge!


  • #64
    amdublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    Was she out with ONE colleague only?

    Do you know the colleague??


  • #65
    Solnskaya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    op, did you sit at home swilling wine last night - that usually leaves me a bit paranoid, but calling texts "SMS" and being so plain and open about what you are at/ wifes at suggests you might be .... nah, this is fu2ked up enough without me adding anytin. (you dont own a gun do you?)


  • #66
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    kick her in the face!


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  • #67
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Check her pants from last night and see if they're unusually crusty

    Can't. She did a wash this evening.


  • #68
    CoalBucket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 971 ✭✭✭CoalBucket


    emmetmcl wrote: »
    If it was during the ''throes of passion'' there would be more than one scratch, unless the guy only has one finger. :D

    Depends where the other fingers were


  • #69
    Colmo52
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Colmo52


    Blobby George wrote: »
    Can't. She did a wash this evening.

    Coincidence, I think not.


  • #70
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Blobby George wrote: »
    I don't care very much for your unsympatethic tones. I already said this was a sensitive matter.

    Go moaning over in PI.

    Or else man up and find out if someone is fcuking your missus.

    Life is full of choices.


  • #71
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    amdublin wrote: »
    Was she out with ONE colleague only?

    Do you know the colleague??

    There was a group of 6 of them. I know them all except 1 French guy who just started with her firm last week.


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  • #72
    Colmo52
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Colmo52


    Blobby George wrote: »
    There was a group of 6 of them. I know them all except 1 French guy who just started with her firm last week.

    Those French b**tards.


  • #73
    fatpig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭fatpig


    BG , we are all just guessing realy.... could you post a photo of the offending arse........ somebody might recognise the scratch and come clean........ooops


  • #74
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,275 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Blobby George wrote: »
    I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in .

    So, pencil-dick, what did you measure the scratch with?




    :pac:


  • #75
    bobsoice23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 109 ✭✭bobsoice23


    Orgy


  • #76
    Phoenix Park
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Phoenix Park


    Blobby George wrote: »
    There was a group of 6 of them. I know them all except 1 French guy who just started with her firm last week.

    Well at least only one of them scratched her. There's always one fecker who goes too far isn't there.


  • #77
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Wow, what if she had another fellas penis in her mouth, can you imagine


  • #78
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    So, pencil-dick, what did you measure the scratch with?




    :pac:

    I used the third groove on the dildo as the measure, it's approx 1.5 inches from the top.


  • #79
    1966
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,655 ✭✭✭1966


    Blobby George wrote: »
    I used the third groove on the dildo as the measure, it's approx 1.5 inches from the top.

    no more to be said on the matter so.


  • #80
    Colmo52
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Colmo52


    Blobby George wrote: »
    I used the third groove on the dildo as the measure, it's approx 1.5 inches from the top.

    Did the dildo scratch her by any chance.


  • #81
    Solnskaya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    \it was the frenchman, in the alley, with the hang nail, Morse would be proud.


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  • #82
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    Just blast her with piss Blobby


  • #83
    Colmo52
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Colmo52


    http://csi-miami.maxupdates.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Horatio-Caine-discovers-a-Traitor.jpg


    We need back up.


  • #84
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Blobby George wrote: »
    There was a group of 6 of them. I know them all except 1 French guy who just started with her firm last week.

    Must have been the French guy,he probably just "accidentally" scratched her with his hand

    The French have a bit of a habit for doing this


  • #85
    Humans eh!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 403 ✭✭Humans eh!


    Blobby George wrote: »
    There was a group of 6 of them. I know them all except 1 French guy who just started with her firm last week.

    Started with her firm what?


  • #86
    dollyk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 602 ✭✭✭dollyk


    check the french mans fingernails for her dna.


  • #87
    fatpig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭fatpig


    I'm off to the pub,,,,, I've had enough arse for tonight


  • #88
    1966
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,655 ✭✭✭1966


    fatpig wrote: »
    I'm off to the pub,,,,, I've had enough arse for tonight


    if your leaving your OH alone - plz check for blemishes before you go.


  • #89
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Blobby George wrote: »
    There was a group of 6 of them. I know them all except 1 French guy who just started with her firm last week.

    French guy eh? Well I have it from a reliable source that you've nothing to worry about there!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fD2157yrY0&t=2m11s


  • #90
    Nodferatu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,378 ✭✭✭Nodferatu


    Drink... Feck....


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  • #91
    u_c_thesecond
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    oh jesus

    op as a woman i know how many cuts u can get from a night out(and not the sex way)

    How u know she didnt slip onto some glass in the club

    or 2 girls in the club started fighting and she was standing beside them and got a steletto(sp) in the arse

    Or as someone else said she just hit off something, god ive gotten a cut on my shoulder in a club so the arse isint that far away

    Low tables, low toilet seat, midgets??? they all exist


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