scratch on my wifes arse

Phoenix Park

Your shoulders close to your arse?

pablomakaveli

Maybe it was a troll OP. I'm sure you know what they look like.

Ev84

Does your wife read boards.ie? If she reads all this you're f**ked.

Gummy Panda

Water board her for the truth

Taco Corp

Blobby George wrote: »

I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock, not far from the crack. It wasn't there yesterday. Now, she was out last night with work colleagues and didn't get home till 4 this morning. Am i being silly in thinking she got up to no good last night or did she simply pick it up innocuously? When I confronted her she played the baffled as to how it got there card.

So you noticed this scratch while having "intercourse"? Does that mean that she couldn't look you in the eye? Could be a sign.

rosieapples

She should get rid of you, you paranoid idiot. If my hubby started questioning me about a minute scratch on my arse I'd tell him to grow up

Ev84

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Water board her for the truth

Is that when they put a towel over the victims head and pour water over their face?

mikehunts

What position were ye in when this scratch was spotted. also if she did get a good seeing to last night/early morning i doubt she be putting it about again so soon.

UglyBolloxFace

Ev84 wrote: »

Is that when they put a towel over the victims head and pour water over their face?

Yes, but in this case he should use jizz instead.

3ndahalfof6

Ev84 wrote: »

Is that when they put a towel over the victims head and pour water over their face?

yeh that's water towel

ShadowGal

Surley wrote: »

So you noticed this scratch while having "intercourse"? Does that mean that she couldn't look you in the eye? Could be a sign.

Well if he was looking at her arse then she could hardly be looking him in the eye

Contortionist maybe :pac:

Coriolanus

Rob her phone and read the text messages.

Just fair warning, your wife probably is doing the dirt. Up to ten percent of men in the West are raising children that aren't their own.

Baron_Kunkel

Most likely explanation is that she had an itchy arse and scratched it in her sleep. Has she long fingernails?

BotFly

American Werewolf in Dublin?
One of those sensitive ones that only leave little scratches.

antodeco

Blobby George wrote: »

I don't care very much for your unsympatethic tones. I already said this was a sensitive matter.

Rather a sensitive matter, than an ecumenical matter

Taco Corp

ShadowGal wrote: »

Well if he was looking at her arse then she could hardly be looking him in the eye

Contortionist maybe :pac:

Maybe a bit of doggy style was suggested to avoid the eye contact..:pac:

Amber Lamps

It's ok OP, someone caught what really happened on their phone

henryporter

Blobby George wrote: »

None that I'm aware of unless she is doing it in the early evening. I work long hours.

Maybe you need to take some time off work to work more on the Mrs....

Xivilai

Tell her to sop wiping her arse with the fcuking cat

TheZohanS

Blobby George wrote: »

This is a sensitive matter. I have been happily married for 10 years and am a little shook up today with all this.

Yet you posted this with your old account....I smell a troll.

BluesBerry

your wife has body lice :pac: only explanation for the itchy bum bum

she probably caught it if someone else other than you :pac:

she is so riding behind your back :pac:

riding riding riding keep em doggies riding

Raw hide :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

stoneill

TheZohan wrote: »

Yet you posted this with your old account....I smell a troll.

When he's in Oz we can all be scratching his missus arse!

sligopark

Blobby George wrote: »

I don't care very much for your unsympatethic tones. I already said this was a sensitive matter.

classic - hardly sensitive trolling it up on here for advice - mine personally - she's a whore - next time you ride her stick a finger up her ass - scream WHOO HOO and tell the bitch you caught her out and that you let everyone here know her name ....

then let her watch you set fire to her clothes

PS do empty the joint account - treacherous bitches always run to that first - tell her to get paid by the ass scratcher and then post your nudie pics of her all over the net

mattjack

any chance she might get online.....we could solve the problem for ya....and ask her bout said scratch...or is she off out again tonight ?

Hank Scorpio

5 star thread, it was due!

Mr. Presentable

Maybe she lost her job and hasn't told you yet.

Xivilai

Mr. Presentable wrote: »

Maybe she lost her job and hasn't told you yet.

I see what ya did there :pac:

Dole people defend yourselves!

Gummy Panda

So was the OP stirring another guy's porridge this morning?

iPlop

TheZohan wrote: »

Yet you posted this with your old account....I smell a troll.

he has other accounts as well;)

Poor Uncle Tom

Hey Blobby, ask the missus is she coming out to play tonight?