scratch on my wifes arse

Blobby George

I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock, not far from the crack. It wasn't there yesterday. Now, she was out last night with work colleagues and didn't get home till 4 this morning. Am i being silly in thinking she got up to no good last night or did she simply pick it up innocuously? When I confronted her she played the baffled as to how it got there card.

squod

Blobby George wrote: »

a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock

Sorry 'bout that

Tigger

pics etc

rebel10

Seriously?
I haven't had "intercourse" in about 6 months, and to be honest with you, if i checked my bum right now, i would probably find a number of scratches on it, and elsewhere around my body. Don't be paranoid Op, tis but a scratch!

Sanjuro

I think that you noticed this scratch on your wife's arse can only point to one thing. You're paranoid as hell.

Blobby George

rebel10 wrote: »

Seriously?
I haven't had "intercourse" in about 6 months, and to be honest with you, if i checked my bum right now, i would probably find a number of scratches on it, and elsewhere around my body. Don't be paranoid Op, tis but a scratch!

It looks like one of those nail scrathes from the throes of passion though.

Tigger

i think you know the answer here

Nodferatu

LOL

rebel10

Blobby George wrote: »

It looks like one of those nail scrathes from the throes of passion though.

or one of those nail scratches when she rubbed off the stool in the pub last night. How do we differenciate between all these scratches?

obliviousgrudge

If it was during the ''throes of passion'' there would be more than one scratch, unless the guy only has one finger.

Tigger

stools dont scratch through clothes without damaging the clothes
check her clothes

RoundyMooney

That's what she gets for going commando.

TanG411

Tell her to stop sticking barbed wire up her arse.

alwaysadub

Blobby George wrote: »

It looks like one of those nail scrathes from the throes of passion though.

Has she shown any lesbian tendencies lately?
I've never had a fella leave a scratch on my ass!

duckysauce

she could have an itchy arse

Blobby George

Nodferatu wrote: »

LOL

This is a sensitive matter. I have been happily married for 10 years and am a little shook up today with all this.

im invisible

...im scratching my ar*e right now.

amdublin

Blobby George wrote: »

I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock, not far from the crack. It wasn't there yesterday. Now, she was out last night with work colleagues and didn't get home till 4 this morning. Am i being silly in thinking she got up to no good last night or did she simply pick it up innocuously? When I confronted her she played the baffled as to how it got there card.

Aside from the scratch and the 4am last night is there any other reason you have this suspicion

bmarley

Sounds like she was in a bit of a cat fight

veryangryman

Fake fingernail extensions + Itchy arse + private place to scratch....

Your welcome... One of the many reasons being why i bite my nails

Blobby George

alwaysadub wrote: »

Has she shown any lesbian tendencies lately?

None that I'm aware of unless she is doing it in the early evening. I work long hours.

bazza1

Ok Ok! I'll cut my nails in future! Jeez!

anndub

Skyrockets in flight.....

Blobby George

amdublin wrote: »

Aside from the scratch and the 4am last night is there any other reason you have this suspicion

There was a lot of sms activity on her phone this morning, a lot more than usual on a Saturday morning.

lcrcboy

dude you posted this thread in the wrong forum

Colmo52

It was her idea to do it by the barbed wire fence.


NOT MINE.

strokemyclover

That pesky Gray and Keys are up to their old tricks again. Sounds like they smashed it!!!

Red Hand

I loved the debut EP, but the follow-up album is much too poppy for me. They should have stuck to folk/indie.

Colmo52

anndub wrote: »

Skyrockets in flight.....

.....Afternoon delight

pablomakaveli

You should accuse her of cheating OP. A scratch on her arse is a definite sign she cheated. Let us know how you get on.

*grabs popcorn*

Colmo52

Pics or GTFO.

duckysauce

Blobby George wrote: »

There was a lot of sms activity on her phone this morning, a lot more than usual on a Saturday morning.

she is using it as a vibrator , i would say your marraige is over

Homer

Maybe she's banging Captain Hook behind your back and he went for a reacharound?

alwaysadub

How do you know you didn't do it in your sleep?

Colmo52

Blobby George wrote: »

I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock, not far from the crack. It wasn't there yesterday. Now, she was out last night with work colleagues and didn't get home till 4 this morning. Am i being silly in thinking she got up to no good last night or did she simply pick it up innocuously? When I confronted her she played the baffled as to how it got there card.

Imagine if she looks at your computer and sees what you've been posting!!!

pebbles21

Maybe it was there already and you didnt notice,but the fact you were looking for something you seen it

If it bothers you that much,why dont you just ask her out straight and maybe you will know by her reaction if she is telling you the truth

Or maybe just try forget about otherwise it will drive you demented

Sunnyisland

Have you arsed her any qustions about it ?

Turtyturd

Where else would a guy's concern about his wife cheating result in her having an affair with a one fingered lesbian who scratches her with barbed wire?

bazza1

You should see the state she left my arse in!

-Corkie-

Its only a scratch it will buff out...

wandatowell

What are you doing here OP? Get the fluck off your computer
and get the last shag off your missus before she realizes your paranoid and dumps your mad ass.

But on a serious note.....you were eatin' her arse when you saw the scratch right???

stoneill

Man - if she was playing off side, damn her back would be ripped to bits, arse well rode and teeth marks on her honey pot.

It's just a scratch - relax the kacks.

Blobby George

wandatowell wrote: »

But on a serious note.....you were eatin' her arse when you saw the scratch right???

Usually I would but she had a touch of upset stomach today.

sligopark

she's a whore - get rid or get even

steddyeddy

Blobby George wrote: »

There was a lot of sms activity on her phone this morning, a lot more than usual on a Saturday morning.

well s and m activity will leave scratchs alright

pebbles21

So OP when you were having intercourse with your wife this afternoon was she ...em "wetter" than she normally is?

Gummy Panda

alwaysadub wrote: »

Has she shown any lesbian tendencies lately?
I've never had a fella leave a scratch on my ass!

But women have?

Blobby George

pebbles21 wrote: »

If it bothers you that much,why dont you just ask her out straight and maybe you will know by her reaction if she is telling you the truth

Did you read my OP? I said I asked her and she gave me the confused look.

mikehunts

Blobby George wrote: »

Now, she was out last night with work colleagues

I reckon there is something fishy going on till four. Did you muff it when she dropped her cacks.

wandatowell

Blobby George wrote: »

Usually I would but she had a touch of upset stomach today.

In that case Id recommend some Alka Seltzer, works like a charm

1966

Blobby George wrote: »

It looks like one of those nail scrathes from the throes of passion though.

Oh right yeah - one of those?