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scratch on my wifes arse

  • 19-02-2011 08:54PM
    #1
    Blobby George
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    I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock, not far from the crack. It wasn't there yesterday. Now, she was out last night with work colleagues and didn't get home till 4 this morning. Am i being silly in thinking she got up to no good last night or did she simply pick it up innocuously? When I confronted her she played the baffled as to how it got there card.


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  • #2
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Blobby George wrote: »
    a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock

    Sorry 'bout that


  • #3
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    pics etc


  • #4
    rebel10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭rebel10


    Seriously?:confused:
    I haven't had "intercourse" in about 6 months, and to be honest with you, if i checked my bum right now, i would probably find a number of scratches on it, and elsewhere around my body. Don't be paranoid Op, tis but a scratch!


  • #5
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    I think that you noticed this scratch on your wife's arse can only point to one thing. You're paranoid as hell.


  • #6
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    rebel10 wrote: »
    Seriously?:confused:
    I haven't had "intercourse" in about 6 months, and to be honest with you, if i checked my bum right now, i would probably find a number of scratches on it, and elsewhere around my body. Don't be paranoid Op, tis but a scratch!

    It looks like one of those nail scrathes from the throes of passion though.


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  • #7
    Tigger
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    i think you know the answer here


  • #8
    Nodferatu
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    LOL


  • #9
    rebel10
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    Blobby George wrote: »
    It looks like one of those nail scrathes from the throes of passion though.
    or one of those nail scratches when she rubbed off the stool in the pub last night. How do we differenciate between all these scratches?


  • #10
    obliviousgrudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 703 ✭✭✭obliviousgrudge


    If it was during the ''throes of passion'' there would be more than one scratch, unless the guy only has one finger. :D


  • #11
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    stools dont scratch through clothes without damaging the clothes
    check her clothes


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  • #12
    RoundyMooney
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    That's what she gets for going commando.


  • #13
    TanG411
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    Tell her to stop sticking barbed wire up her arse.


  • #14
    alwaysadub
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    Blobby George wrote: »
    It looks like one of those nail scrathes from the throes of passion though.

    Has she shown any lesbian tendencies lately?
    I've never had a fella leave a scratch on my ass!


  • #15
    duckysauce
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭duckysauce


    she could have an itchy arse


  • #16
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    Nodferatu wrote: »
    LOL

    This is a sensitive matter. I have been happily married for 10 years and am a little shook up today with all this.


  • #17
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    ...im scratching my ar*e right now.


  • #18
    amdublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    Blobby George wrote: »
    I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock, not far from the crack. It wasn't there yesterday. Now, she was out last night with work colleagues and didn't get home till 4 this morning. Am i being silly in thinking she got up to no good last night or did she simply pick it up innocuously? When I confronted her she played the baffled as to how it got there card.

    Aside from the scratch and the 4am last night is there any other reason you have this suspicion :confused:


  • #19
    bmarley
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    Sounds like she was in a bit of a cat fight


  • #20
    veryangryman
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    Fake fingernail extensions + Itchy arse + private place to scratch....

    Your welcome... One of the many reasons being why i bite my nails


  • #21
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Has she shown any lesbian tendencies lately?
    None that I'm aware of unless she is doing it in the early evening. I work long hours.


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  • #22
    bazza1
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    Ok Ok! I'll cut my nails in future! Jeez!


  • #23
    anndub
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    Skyrockets in flight.....


  • #24
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    amdublin wrote: »
    Aside from the scratch and the 4am last night is there any other reason you have this suspicion :confused:
    There was a lot of sms activity on her phone this morning, a lot more than usual on a Saturday morning.


  • #25
    lcrcboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 562 ✭✭✭lcrcboy


    dude you posted this thread in the wrong forum


  • #26
    Colmo52
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    It was her idea to do it by the barbed wire fence.


    NOT MINE.


  • #27
    strokemyclover
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    That pesky Gray and Keys are up to their old tricks again. Sounds like they smashed it!!!


  • #28
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I loved the debut EP, but the follow-up album is much too poppy for me. They should have stuck to folk/indie.


  • #29
    Colmo52
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    anndub wrote: »
    Skyrockets in flight.....

    .....Afternoon delight


  • #30
    pablomakaveli
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    You should accuse her of cheating OP. A scratch on her arse is a definite sign she cheated. Let us know how you get on.

    *grabs popcorn*


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  • #31
    Colmo52
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    Pics or GTFO.


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