scratch on my wifes arse

Hartman

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c78/streethachi/142wrbm.jpg

Horatio has the answers

HornyDevil

Dear OP,

My wife has the same problem . . . its called piles.

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orourkeda

Blobby George wrote: »

I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock, not far from the crack. It wasn't there yesterday. Now, she was out last night with work colleagues and didn't get home till 4 this morning. Am i being silly in thinking she got up to no good last night or did she simply pick it up innocuously? When I confronted her she played the baffled as to how it got there card.

why didnt you lick it better when you were bangin' her

clln

robbie7730 wrote: »

Thats a good way to start with a woman, nice and firm.

Start as you mean to continue is always a good rule of Bum thumb

stoneill

Anyone seen a frenchie with a smelly poo finger recently?

Tail Wagger

Sorry bud, but If you questioned her about it, I think you must be paranoid?

signostic

Blobby George wrote: »

I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in length on her left buttock, not far from the crack. It wasn't there yesterday. Now, she was out last night with work colleagues and didn't get home till 4 this morning. Am i being silly in thinking she got up to no good last night or did she simply pick it up innocuously? When I confronted her she played the baffled as to how it got there card.

Bloddy -two days have gone by, we wait in anticipation, whats your findings, did she get it by accident or not?

Hank_Jones

Nothing new on this I'm guessing.

Couldn't be bothered reading through all the pages.

zxcvbnm12

same as that,wudnt mind havin a go on his missus though

AskMyChocolate

If it helps you narrow it down OP, it certainly wasn't there at 3.30.

Pierre

[Jackass]

Don't be so anal OP. I've been down to my moalers on my misses before and I so get bored that I start counting her pubes.

Often I notice a good clump taken out of them, like someone grabbed her by the amazon and threw her up in the air passionately before lining her up to land on his large black penis. But I don't think anything of it, it's all your imagination. Your filthy, disgusting imagination.

Tubsandtiles

OP divorce her and take her for all the money she is worth because a scratch on the arse can only mean one thing

Feck all.

FlutterinBantam

You must have been taking her up the 'squid' if you noticed a scratch on her buttock, you raging pervert:o

sam34

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

You must have been taking her up the 'squid' if you noticed a scratch on her buttock, you raging pervert:o

reverse cowgirl

doggy style

etc

FlutterinBantam

sam34 wrote: »

reverse cowgirl

doggy style

etc

yeah:rolleyes:

Must have a minge on her like a collie's chest if he persists in that stuff!

Lumen

I put the scratch there!

Wait, did someone make that joke already? Oh yeah, about 50 fckin times.

OP, if you weren't making this up as an attention-seeking strategy, I'd advise to hire a private investigator. There's obviously a trust issue here that can only be resolved by professional stalking.

If you make a fuss about the scratch and you're wrong, you're an idiot, and if you make a fuss and you're right, she'll just start being more careful.

Also, watch Chloe.

u140acro3xs7dm

emmetmcl wrote: »

If it was during the ''throes of passion'' there would be more than one scratch, unless the guy only has one finger.

unless his other fingers where somewhere else.

jester77

Check the underwear she wore out to see if it's crusty

BizzyC

Maybe she scratched it with her nail while wiping following a sh!te...

parker kent

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

yeah:rolleyes:

Must have a minge on her like a collie's chest if he persists in that stuff!

I think you'll find most post-pubescent women are able for those relatively normal positions. Unless of course you are not familiar with post-pubescent women....

Cybertron85

She scratched her arse and was embarrassed when you brought it up, hence the baffled look.

Or she's having a lesbian affair, men usually don't have the nails to break the skin like that.

Either way, nothing to worry about.

Big Nasty

Scratch me bollix!

cock robin

rebel10 wrote: »

Seriously?
I haven't had "intercourse" in about 6 months, and to be honest with you, if i checked my bum right now, i would probably find a number of scratches on it, and elsewhere around my body. Don't be paranoid Op, tis but a scratch!

Intercourse now who the fcuk calls a shag intercourse. I'd say it will be along time before you have "intercourse" again with language like that or indeed heavy petting. :rolleyes:

cock robin

Cybertron85 wrote: »

She scratched her arse and was embarrassed when you brought it up, hence the baffled look.

Or she's having a lesbian affair, men usually don't have the nails to break the skin like that.

Either way, nothing to worry about.

What about toe nails. She might have been getting kicked in the ass in a sensual way of course.

xzanti

http://www.itv.com/lifestyle/jeremykyle/

You're welcome.

mystique150

Poor OP...your a pity!

admiralofthefleet

troll

Kersh

1 French guy who just started with her firm

Thats Thierry Henry for ya, always screwin the Irish :pac:

Blobby George

Nothing new to report really. I'm keeping close tabs on her and anything remotely suspicious and she will have to be confronted.

Blobby George

TheZohan wrote: »

Yet you posted this with your old account....I smell a troll.

You would do well to get your facts straight before trying to look clever. I have absolutely no knowledge of that account. 100% truth. I had the Pope Benedict account but made no secret of that. I think you've been watching too much 'Murder She Wrote'.