scratch on my wifes arse

stoneill · 19-02-2011 08:32PM

Blobby George wrote: »

I don't care very much for your unsympatethic tones. I already said this was a sensitive matter.

AH is not the place for sympathy

Basq · 19-02-2011 08:32PM

Blobby George wrote: »

I don't care very much for your unsympatethic tones. I already said this was a sensitive matter.

If it's such a sensitive matter, ask in a different forum other than f*cking After Hours!

What were you expecting from the AH crowd.. you're lucky you've gotten this far without a "kick her in the face for revenge!"

Oh, and kick her in the gee for revenge!

amdublin · 19-02-2011 08:33PM

Was she out with ONE colleague only?

Do you know the colleague??

Solnskaya · 19-02-2011 08:34PM

op, did you sit at home swilling wine last night - that usually leaves me a bit paranoid, but calling texts "SMS" and being so plain and open about what you are at/ wifes at suggests you might be .... nah, this is fu2ked up enough without me adding anytin. (you dont own a gun do you?)

Wolfe Tone · 19-02-2011 08:34PM

kick her in the face!

Blobby George · 19-02-2011 08:34PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Check her pants from last night and see if they're unusually crusty

Can't. She did a wash this evening.

CoalBucket · 19-02-2011 08:35PM

emmetmcl wrote: »

If it was during the ''throes of passion'' there would be more than one scratch, unless the guy only has one finger.

Depends where the other fingers were

Colmo52 · 19-02-2011 08:35PM

Blobby George wrote: »

Can't. She did a wash this evening.

Coincidence, I think not.

Kasabian · 19-02-2011 08:35PM

Blobby George wrote: »

I don't care very much for your unsympatethic tones. I already said this was a sensitive matter.

Go moaning over in PI.

Or else man up and find out if someone is fcuking your missus.

Life is full of choices.

Blobby George · 19-02-2011 08:36PM

amdublin wrote: »

Was she out with ONE colleague only?

Do you know the colleague??

There was a group of 6 of them. I know them all except 1 French guy who just started with her firm last week.

Colmo52 · 19-02-2011 08:37PM

Blobby George wrote: »

There was a group of 6 of them. I know them all except 1 French guy who just started with her firm last week.

Those French b**tards.

fatpig · 19-02-2011 08:37PM

BG , we are all just guessing realy.... could you post a photo of the offending arse........ somebody might recognise the scratch and come clean........ooops

ejmaztec · 19-02-2011 08:37PM

Blobby George wrote: »

I was having intercourse with my wife this afternoon when I noticed a scratch of no more than 1.5 inches in .

So, pencil-dick, what did you measure the scratch with?

:pac:

bobsoice23 · 19-02-2011 08:38PM

Orgy

Phoenix Park · 19-02-2011 08:38PM

Blobby George wrote: »

There was a group of 6 of them. I know them all except 1 French guy who just started with her firm last week.

Well at least only one of them scratched her. There's always one fecker who goes too far isn't there.

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 19-02-2011 08:39PM

Wow, what if she had another fellas penis in her mouth, can you imagine

Blobby George · 19-02-2011 08:39PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

So, pencil-dick, what did you measure the scratch with?

:pac:

I used the third groove on the dildo as the measure, it's approx 1.5 inches from the top.

19-02-2011 08:41PM

Blobby George wrote: »

I used the third groove on the dildo as the measure, it's approx 1.5 inches from the top.

no more to be said on the matter so.

Colmo52 · 19-02-2011 08:41PM

Blobby George wrote: »

I used the third groove on the dildo as the measure, it's approx 1.5 inches from the top.

Did the dildo scratch her by any chance.

Solnskaya · 19-02-2011 08:42PM

\it was the frenchman, in the alley, with the hang nail, Morse would be proud.

iPlop · 19-02-2011 08:42PM

Just blast her with piss Blobby

Colmo52 · 19-02-2011 08:45PM

http://csi-miami.maxupdates.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Horatio-Caine-discovers-a-Traitor.jpg

We need back up.

pebbles21 · 19-02-2011 08:46PM

Blobby George wrote: »

There was a group of 6 of them. I know them all except 1 French guy who just started with her firm last week.

Must have been the French guy,he probably just "accidentally" scratched her with his hand

The French have a bit of a habit for doing this

Humans eh! · 19-02-2011 08:47PM

Blobby George wrote: »

There was a group of 6 of them. I know them all except 1 French guy who just started with her firm last week.

Started with her firm what?

dollyk · 19-02-2011 08:48PM

check the french mans fingernails for her dna.

fatpig · 19-02-2011 08:50PM

I'm off to the pub,,,,, I've had enough arse for tonight

19-02-2011 08:52PM

fatpig wrote: »

I'm off to the pub,,,,, I've had enough arse for tonight

if your leaving your OH alone - plz check for blemishes before you go.

bonerm · 19-02-2011 08:55PM

Blobby George wrote: »

There was a group of 6 of them. I know them all except 1 French guy who just started with her firm last week.

French guy eh? Well I have it from a reliable source that you've nothing to worry about there!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fD2157yrY0&t=2m11s

Nodferatu · 19-02-2011 08:57PM

Drink... Feck....

u_c_thesecond · 19-02-2011 08:58PM

oh jesus

op as a woman i know how many cuts u can get from a night out(and not the sex way)

How u know she didnt slip onto some glass in the club

or 2 girls in the club started fighting and she was standing beside them and got a steletto(sp) in the arse

Or as someone else said she just hit off something, god ive gotten a cut on my shoulder in a club so the arse isint that far away

Low tables, low toilet seat, midgets??? they all exist

scratch on my wifes arse

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