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  • #92
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    If you were single, would you pay a prostitute in Cadbury's roses?

    Me? I'd eat the chocolate.

    yep strictly caramel ones only :) and thats about half the box :(


  • #93
    amy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭amy21


    Saila wrote: »
    yep strictly caramel ones only :) and thats about half the box :(

    Yes you can pay me in caramel ones:D


  • #94
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    amy21 wrote: »
    well the blue ones are my fav, chocolate is great, i suppose good chocolate is like good sex

    Brown?? :D:D
    Saila wrote: »
    yep strictly caramel ones only :) and thats about half the box :(

    Yeah the caramel ones suck - there the filler sweet thats always left at the end and get duumped with the tin...

    Black Magic, now theres a good box of sweets...:)


  • #95
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    amy21 wrote: »
    Yes you can pay me in caramel ones:D

    score! beat it keith :p


  • #96
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Saila wrote: »
    score! beat it keith :p

    How about Caramel AND soome blue ones?? :D


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  • #97
    amy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭amy21


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    How about Caramel AND soome blue ones?? :D


    the blue ones are the caramel ones


  • #98
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    amy21 wrote: »
    the blue ones are the caramel ones

    Well im now completely confused - i thought it was the gold ones we were on about...:(


  • #99
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    How about Caramel AND soome blue ones?? :D

    sorry dude I dont swing that way :p


  • #100
    amy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭amy21


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Well im now completely confused - i thought it was the gold ones we were on about...:(

    The gold ones are the half barrels blue are carmels


  • #101
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    amy you can have the whole box minus, the hazlenut whirls, tangy orange, creamy strawberry, and dairy milks


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  • #102
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    amy21 wrote: »
    The gold ones are the half barrels blue are carmels

    Ah! Thats right - i guess i dont know my chocolate as well as you :p
    The blue ones still suck though! :D

    Saila wrote: »
    amy you can have the whole box minus, the hazlenut whirls, tangy orange, creamy strawberry, and dairy milks

    Wow - you just listed the only sweets i like in the box - they should make a pack with just those flavours... :)


  • #103
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Ah! Thats right - i guess i dont know my chocolate as well as you :p
    The blue ones still suck though! :D




    Wow - you just listed the only sweets i like in the box - they should make a pack with just those flavours... :)

    or if you're feeling rich, you can make 'super chock', buy about 10 tins of roses and pick out those ones I named put them in one box and give the rest to amy as payment :pac:


  • #104
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Saila wrote: »
    or if you're feeling rich, you can make super chock, buy about 10 tins of roses and pick out those ones I named put them in one box and give the rest to amy as payment :pac:

    I think 2 tins would be enough payment... :p


  • #105
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    I think 2 tins would be enough payment... :p

    for a kiss yeah ;)
    and maybe just enough for to get a golden shower :p


  • #106
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I've done a lot of things I'm ashamed of. But at least I never whored myself out for chocolates.


  • #107
    amy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭amy21


    Sex for chocolate interesting, probaly be better off taking cash and buying even more choclate, although if i ate too much choclate i wouldnt be able to get cash for sex:D


  • #108
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    how about those clubcard vouchers you get in the post, they are as good as cash to you yeah :pac:


  • #109
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I've done a lot of things I'm ashamed of. But at least I never whored myself out for chocolates.

    Classy lady :) - iv done a lot worse for a lot less than chocolate...
    amy21 wrote: »
    Sex for chocolate interesting, probaly be better off taking cash and buying even more choclate, although if i ate too much choclate i wouldnt be able to get cash for sex:D

    Maybe i shouldnt pay you anything at all then...:p


  • #110
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I've done a lot of things I'm ashamed of. But at least I never whored myself out for chocolates.

    just beer though right ;):p


  • #111
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    What ever happened to the full boxes of the caramels Roses used to do?

    I do realise I am asking this question in a thread titled "Prostitutes" :cool:


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  • #112
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    The only thing I ever whored myself out for was love.

    Think I'd have been better off asking for chocolate though.


  • #113
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    The only thing I ever whored myself out for was love.

    Then you are worse than a prostitute IMO.


  • #114
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    The only thing I ever whored myself out for was love.

    Think I'd have been better off asking for chocolate though.

    was it chocolate love though? why not both!


  • #115
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    johnn wrote: »
    Then you are worse than a prostitute IMO.

    A lot less intelligent, yes! :pac:


  • #116
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Saila wrote: »
    was it chocolate love though? why not both!

    Actually, sometimes I did get chocolate! I don't feel as cheap now :)


  • #117
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Ok iv cracked it - instead of paying in money OR chocolate:D, how about chocolate coins!! Win, win!!


  • #118
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Ok iv cracked it - instead of paying in money OR chocolate:D, how about chocolate coins!! Win, win!!

    :rolleyes:


  • #119
    paperwork
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 146 ✭✭paperwork


    I slept with someone for an electric picnic ticket once... well i really traded it for a kinder surprise, but felt i should throw him the ride as well.


  • #120
    amy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭amy21


    paperwork wrote: »
    I slept with someone for an electric picnic ticket once... well i really traded it for a kinder surprise, but felt i should throw him the ride as well.

    what was the surprise


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  • #121
    paperwork
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 146 ✭✭paperwork


    amy21 wrote: »
    what was the surprise

    It was a little turtle playing a saxophone...


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