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amy21 · 26-12-2010 01:57AM

paperwork wrote: »

It was a little turtle playing a saxophone...

love it

jesmed · 26-12-2010 02:03AM

what would ya's do for chocolate peanuts?

johnr1 · 26-12-2010 02:03AM

What's half a Mikado gangpack worth on the street these days ??

amy21 · 26-12-2010 02:11AM

johnr1 wrote: »

What's half a Mikado gangpack worth on the street these days ??

a hug and a kiss

johnn · 26-12-2010 02:13AM

I have an opened Cadburys selection box girls and I know how to use it :cool:

Captain Darling · 26-12-2010 02:14AM

johnr1 wrote: »

What's half a Mikado gangpack worth on the street these days ??

Chocolate fingers and Jammy Dodgers even?

johnr1 · 26-12-2010 02:16AM

amy21 wrote: »

a hug and a kiss

:rolleyes: Story of my life.....:(

amy21 · 26-12-2010 02:20AM

On a serious note we all have our price, its only sex after all, no need to be prudish about it

denballs · 26-12-2010 02:21AM

NoseyMike2010 wrote: »

If you were single, would you pay for sex with a prostitute?

well.......no guy will turn down sex with any proper good looking girl between the age of 18-30...........

but if its just an average looker............it depends on a few things

How drunk are you
Cost
Will anyone you dont want to find out find out
How drunk are you
Is it really a guy
Will she rob you
if you dont have a condom are you too embarressed to ask does she supply them
and of course How drunk are you

denballs · 26-12-2010 02:27AM

paperwork wrote: »

I slept with someone for an electric picnic ticket once... well i really traded it for a kinder surprise, but felt i should throw him the ride as well.

woah.........i got tickets to oxegen pre sale if your blond............if not have fun waiting in line.......:D

johnr1 · 26-12-2010 03:11AM

amy21 wrote: »

On a serious note we all have our price, its only sex after all, no need to be prudish about it

True, but wouldnt it be nice if it wasnt, - I can say with reasonable honesty that there have been times in my life when I would have turneed down Catherine Zeta *(bows at the holy name) such was the state of happiness with woman of the time.
Last year I had a guy work for me who spent his entire wages almost every week on prostitutes,- his reasoning was that he could only pull 'fat mingers' when out and that this was a better use of limited resources....
When he started splitting the budget to include coke in the morning, his employment came to an abrupt end....:D

CorkMan · 26-12-2010 03:18AM

Me pay a prostitute?

SMH, she should pay to have the privilege of having sex with me. Rates start €500 per 15 minutes.

stateofflux · 26-12-2010 09:42AM

CorkMan wrote: »

Me pay a prostitute?

SMH, she should pay to have the privilege of having sex with me. Rates start €500 per 15 minutes.

is george clooney from cork?

phill106 · 26-12-2010 09:47AM

KeithM89 wrote: »

And you missed nothing at Anne Franks House. Its shit.

Really? Anne seemed to love the place, hardly ever left the house,but the once!

johnn · 26-12-2010 11:25AM

How do the chocolate lovers feel about chocolate salty balls? :cool:

Princess Peach · 26-12-2010 11:25AM

I like mine sweet not salty!

NoseyMike2010 · 26-12-2010 02:09PM

fcukin hell ... this thread has pretty much turned into a group orgy. I hope you guys have managed to get laid after all that chat!!!!!

johnn · 26-12-2010 02:16PM

NoseyMike2010 wrote: »

fcukin hell ... this thread has pretty much turned into a group orgy. I hope you guys have managed to get laid after all that chat!!!!!

Well I know the girls ended up with sticky fingers anyway....and I don't think it was chocolate :cool:

KeithM89_old · 26-12-2010 02:23PM

Princess Peach wrote: »

I like mine sweet not salty!

Balls or chocolate??

NoseyMike2010 wrote: »

fcukin hell ... this thread has pretty much turned into a group orgy. I hope you guys have managed to get laid after all that chat!!!!!

Yes...

well, actually, no..

johnn · 26-12-2010 02:36PM

I thought I was gonna get laid on the back of this thread after I received a PM asking me to "arrange a meeting" only for it to be a "person" with a beard and brunette wig in high heels holding a curly wurly.

johnn · 26-12-2010 02:38PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Balls or chocolate??

I think Princess Peach likes to stick 'em in her mouth and suck 'em regardless...or so ive heard :cool:

KeithM89_old · 26-12-2010 02:40PM

johnn wrote: »

I thought I was gonna get laid on the back of this thread after I received a PM asking me to "arrange a meeting" only for it to be a "person" with a beard and brunette wig in high heels holding a curly wurly.

I bet you still did it...

johnn · 26-12-2010 02:43PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

I bet you still did it...

Nah settled for a "Cadbury's Hand Shandy" :cool:

Princess Peach · 26-12-2010 04:49PM

johnn wrote: »

I think Princess Peach likes to stick 'em in her mouth and suck 'em regardless...or so ive heard :cool:

Who have you been talking to???

gbee · 26-12-2010 04:58PM

NoseyMike2010 wrote: »

If you were single, would you pay for sex with a prostitute?

Can't answer.

It's not something I've put my thoughts to recently, but psychologically, I'd not be disposed to using them, if they were legal. But, don't know if I would, money aside.

johnn · 26-12-2010 05:00PM

Princess Peach wrote: »

Who have you been talking to???

Chef, Mario, Luigi, Bowser.........and from personal experience last night :cool:

Princess Peach · 26-12-2010 05:02PM

johnn wrote: »

Chef, Mario, Luigi, Bowser.........and from personal experience last night :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txlXcJDtDwM

johnn · 26-12-2010 05:08PM

Yeah I think that was the song we had on last night alright

KeithM89_old · 26-12-2010 05:10PM

johnn wrote: »

Yeah I think that was the song we had on last night alright

How much was she?? A ...'friend' was asking....:D

Princess Peach · 26-12-2010 05:32PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

How much was she?? A ...'friend' was asking....:D

You had your chance with me, and you blew it!

I still have nightmares, myself standing on your doorstep in nothing but a negligee, left out in the cold

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