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    #92
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    If you were single, would you pay a prostitute in Cadbury's roses?

    Me? I'd eat the chocolate.

    yep strictly caramel ones only :) and thats about half the box :(


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    #93
    amy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭amy21


    Saila wrote: »
    yep strictly caramel ones only :) and thats about half the box :(

    Yes you can pay me in caramel ones:D


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    #94
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    amy21 wrote: »
    well the blue ones are my fav, chocolate is great, i suppose good chocolate is like good sex

    Brown?? :D:D
    Saila wrote: »
    yep strictly caramel ones only :) and thats about half the box :(

    Yeah the caramel ones suck - there the filler sweet thats always left at the end and get duumped with the tin...

    Black Magic, now theres a good box of sweets...:)


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    #95
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    amy21 wrote: »
    Yes you can pay me in caramel ones:D

    score! beat it keith :p


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    #96
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Saila wrote: »
    score! beat it keith :p

    How about Caramel AND soome blue ones?? :D


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    #97
    amy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭amy21


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    How about Caramel AND soome blue ones?? :D


    the blue ones are the caramel ones


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    #98
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    amy21 wrote: »
    the blue ones are the caramel ones

    Well im now completely confused - i thought it was the gold ones we were on about...:(


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    #99
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    How about Caramel AND soome blue ones?? :D

    sorry dude I dont swing that way :p


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    #100
    amy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭amy21


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Well im now completely confused - i thought it was the gold ones we were on about...:(

    The gold ones are the half barrels blue are carmels


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    #101
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    amy you can have the whole box minus, the hazlenut whirls, tangy orange, creamy strawberry, and dairy milks


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    #102
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    amy21 wrote: »
    The gold ones are the half barrels blue are carmels

    Ah! Thats right - i guess i dont know my chocolate as well as you :p
    The blue ones still suck though! :D

    Saila wrote: »
    amy you can have the whole box minus, the hazlenut whirls, tangy orange, creamy strawberry, and dairy milks

    Wow - you just listed the only sweets i like in the box - they should make a pack with just those flavours... :)


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    #103
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Ah! Thats right - i guess i dont know my chocolate as well as you :p
    The blue ones still suck though! :D




    Wow - you just listed the only sweets i like in the box - they should make a pack with just those flavours... :)

    or if you're feeling rich, you can make 'super chock', buy about 10 tins of roses and pick out those ones I named put them in one box and give the rest to amy as payment :pac:


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    #104
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Saila wrote: »
    or if you're feeling rich, you can make super chock, buy about 10 tins of roses and pick out those ones I named put them in one box and give the rest to amy as payment :pac:

    I think 2 tins would be enough payment... :p


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    #105
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    I think 2 tins would be enough payment... :p

    for a kiss yeah ;)
    and maybe just enough for to get a golden shower :p


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    #106
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I've done a lot of things I'm ashamed of. But at least I never whored myself out for chocolates.


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    #107
    amy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭amy21


    Sex for chocolate interesting, probaly be better off taking cash and buying even more choclate, although if i ate too much choclate i wouldnt be able to get cash for sex:D


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    #108
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    how about those clubcard vouchers you get in the post, they are as good as cash to you yeah :pac:


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    #109
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I've done a lot of things I'm ashamed of. But at least I never whored myself out for chocolates.

    Classy lady :) - iv done a lot worse for a lot less than chocolate...
    amy21 wrote: »
    Sex for chocolate interesting, probaly be better off taking cash and buying even more choclate, although if i ate too much choclate i wouldnt be able to get cash for sex:D

    Maybe i shouldnt pay you anything at all then...:p


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    #110
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I've done a lot of things I'm ashamed of. But at least I never whored myself out for chocolates.

    just beer though right ;):p


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    #111
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    What ever happened to the full boxes of the caramels Roses used to do?

    I do realise I am asking this question in a thread titled "Prostitutes" :cool:


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    #112
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    The only thing I ever whored myself out for was love.

    Think I'd have been better off asking for chocolate though.


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    #113
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    The only thing I ever whored myself out for was love.

    Then you are worse than a prostitute IMO.


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    #114
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    The only thing I ever whored myself out for was love.

    Think I'd have been better off asking for chocolate though.

    was it chocolate love though? why not both!


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    #115
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    johnn wrote: »
    Then you are worse than a prostitute IMO.

    A lot less intelligent, yes! :pac:


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    #116
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Saila wrote: »
    was it chocolate love though? why not both!

    Actually, sometimes I did get chocolate! I don't feel as cheap now :)


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    #117
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Ok iv cracked it - instead of paying in money OR chocolate:D, how about chocolate coins!! Win, win!!


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    #118
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Ok iv cracked it - instead of paying in money OR chocolate:D, how about chocolate coins!! Win, win!!

    :rolleyes:


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    #119
    paperwork
    Registered Users Posts: 146 ✭✭paperwork


    I slept with someone for an electric picnic ticket once... well i really traded it for a kinder surprise, but felt i should throw him the ride as well.


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    #120
    amy21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭amy21


    paperwork wrote: »
    I slept with someone for an electric picnic ticket once... well i really traded it for a kinder surprise, but felt i should throw him the ride as well.

    what was the surprise


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    #121
    paperwork
    Registered Users Posts: 146 ✭✭paperwork


    amy21 wrote: »
    what was the surprise

    It was a little turtle playing a saxophone...


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