Do y'know what is like catnip for women?

CorkMan · 17-11-2010 01:39AM #1

Big muscles :cool:

Honestly, ever since I started to get into weightlifting I have noticed the ladies eyes gravitating towards me more and more. eg I was in town today and 2 women started laughing when I passed by and they couldn't keep there eyes off my arms, when I stand at the bus stop women smirk when they pass me. I have noticed a lot more attention since I workout.

BTW they roughly look the same as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Just wanted to point that out :cool:

starbelgrade · 17-11-2010 01:40AM

CorkMan wrote: »

when I stand at the bus stop women smirk when they pass me.

That's because your fly is open.

Johro · 17-11-2010 01:41AM

'Condoms stuffed with walnuts' , I heard..

snow ghost · 17-11-2010 01:44AM

Catnip is a repellant not an attractant.

So yeah you could be right.

mojesius · 17-11-2010 01:44AM

The women checking you out look like Dwayne Johnson? :eek:

starbelgrade · 17-11-2010 01:44AM

Johro wrote: »

'Condoms stuffed with walnuts' ,

That's one thing you never see on a restaurant menu any more.

Kinetic^ · 17-11-2010 01:44AM

So, is this the workout for your ego?

Johro · 17-11-2010 01:44AM

Lynx 'Catnip'

Senna · 17-11-2010 01:47AM

You know what else works, being good looking.
But i suppose muscles will do if you look like the back end of a bus.

orourkeda · 17-11-2010 01:47AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

That's because your fly is open.

A dead man never fell through an open window.

squod · 17-11-2010 01:48AM

Senna wrote: »

You know what else works, being rich.
But i suppose muscles will do if you look like the back end of a bus.

FYP

Insect Overlord · 17-11-2010 01:49AM

Dwayne Johnson is getting fat.

http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/1115-the-rock-splash-1-credit_77142.jpg

's probably why you were getting the attention too.

orourkeda · 17-11-2010 01:50AM

CorkMan wrote: »

Big muscles :cool:

Honestly, ever since I started to get into weightlifting I have noticed the ladies eyes gravitating towards me more and more. eg I was in town today and 2 women started laughing when I passed by and they couldn't keep there eyes off my arms, when I stand at the bus stop women smirk when they pass me. I have noticed a lot more attention since I workout.

BTW they roughly look the same as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Just wanted to point that out :cool:

Yeah, Ye bleedin' think you're great don't ye comin' on here with your muscles and all.

I'll bleedin' give ye muscles.

starbelgrade · 17-11-2010 01:51AM

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Dwayne Johnson is getting fat.

http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/1115-the-rock-splash-1-credit_77142.jpg

's probably why you were getting the attention too.

Holy shit - he looks like a penis with herpes.

Princess Peach · 17-11-2010 01:51AM

CorkMan wrote: »

Big muscles :cool:

Honestly, ever since I started to get into weightlifting I have noticed the ladies eyes gravitating towards me more and more. eg I was in town today and 2 women started laughing when I passed by and they couldn't keep there eyes off my arms, when I stand at the bus stop women smirk when they pass me. I have noticed a lot more attention since I workout.

BTW they roughly look the same as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Just wanted to point that out :cool:

Good job on the attention!

But have you gotten the ride?

deathrider · 17-11-2010 01:52AM

So do your arms weigh as much as your ego?

CorkMan · 17-11-2010 01:52AM

Senna wrote: »

You know what else works, being good looking.
But i suppose muscles will do if you look like the back end of a bus.

I'm good looking as well so i'm a F-50

starbelgrade · 17-11-2010 01:53AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

Good job on the attention!

But have you gotten the ride?

Of course he has. He gets the bus every day.

dafunk · 17-11-2010 01:53AM

Post a pic and we'll tell you if you're hot or not.

starbelgrade · 17-11-2010 01:54AM

dafunk wrote: »

Post a pic and we'll tell you if you're hot or not.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:WxEhLVdPP4cT9M:http://www.nosumo.com/pics/muscleMan.jpg&t=1

CorkMan · 17-11-2010 01:54AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:WxEhLVdPP4cT9M:http://www.nosumo.com/pics/muscleMan.jpg&t=1

Thats not real.

alwaysadub · 17-11-2010 01:54AM

Nice strong arms-yes.
Big muscley veiny arms-no.

And thinking someone fancies you cos they're laughing at you just doesn't seem right!

Senna · 17-11-2010 01:55AM

CorkMan wrote: »

I'm good looking as well so i'm a F-50

I'm not sure what F-50 means and i'm a man, but your posts are making me moist.

Princess Peach · 17-11-2010 01:56AM

I have this kind of fantasy of a massive, 80's Arnie size guy just holding me, with his arms around me. But it ends there, doesn't go any further than the hug. And usually my fantasies go a lot farther.

Fizman · 17-11-2010 01:57AM

Interesting out of all the fora myself and CorkMan (the OP) have in common, I've never once noticed him post/create a thread in the Fitness forum. Just thought that might be worth a mention.

deathrider · 17-11-2010 01:57AM

Senna wrote: »

I'm not sure what F-50 means and i'm a man, but your posts are making me moist.

I think it means he's a fighter jet... Or maybe a race car.

fonecrusher1 · 17-11-2010 01:58AM

alwaysadub wrote: »

And thinking someone fancies you cos they're laughing at you just doesn't seem right!

To be honest if complete strangers were laughing at me in the street, i'd be worried not flattered.

starbelgrade · 17-11-2010 01:58AM

deathrider wrote: »

I think it means he's a fighter jet... Or maybe a race car.

Or a lawnmower. The Flymo 50.

Dean820 · 17-11-2010 02:00AM

Good to see CorkMan maintain his high level of quality posting.

Larianne · 17-11-2010 02:01AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

I have this kind of fantasy of a massive, 80's Arnie size guy just holding me, with his arms around me. But it ends there, doesn't go any further than the hug. And usually my fantasies go a lot farther.

I'm surprised he can lift his arms up high enough to give you a hug! Or it is one of those arms around the waist hugs?

fonecrusher1 · 17-11-2010 02:02AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

doesn't go any further than the hug.

Thats because he probably only gets turned on by the sight of other big muscle bound men?

Do y'know what is like catnip for women?

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