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Do y'know what is like catnip for women?

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    #122
    Johro
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    It's AH. As soon as you read the OP's post you knew it was suicidal.


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    #123
    starbelgrade
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    Johro wrote: »
    It's AH. As soon as you read the OP's post you knew it was suicidal.

    On hindsight.. he has to have been taking the piss. No-one could be that deluded really.


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    #124
    previous user
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    Somebody with a property portfolio?

    Oh - wait, thats just Irish women.


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    #125
    Johro
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    On the other hand.. Oh never mind.


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    #126
    Johro
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    I've got some catnip. I have two cats. They love the stuff. Put some down on the floor and they rub their faces in it, then roll around on it purring their heads off. It's their little fix.
    Never actually seen it have that effect on women though, (not yet anyway;)) so saying 'do ya know what is like catnip to women' doesn't make much sense.


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    #127
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Mix it with some valerian and they get really bombed:D
    Hey it's all legal. (From petmania, the headshop for pets).:rolleyes:


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    #128
    starbelgrade
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    I got some for my moggie once & the fucker went mental. Jumping all over the place & running round like a lunatic.

    Normally he's lazier than Garfield on Prozac.


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    #129
    Johro
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    I like talking to myself. Crazy but cool.


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    #130
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    F#ck ya Starbelgrade you interrupted my downtime.:p


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    #131
    Johro
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I got some for my moggie once & the fucker went mental. Jumping all over the place & running round like a lunatic.

    Normally he's lazier than Garfield on Prozac.
    Sure it wasn't mixed with coke? Ya gotta be careful these days. Don't buy it on the street no more:D


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    #132
    s-cogan
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    deathrider wrote: »
    I think it means he's a fighter jet... Or maybe a race car.
    or a shoe
    adidas-f50.8-tunit-soccer-shoes.jpg


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    #133
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I got some for my moggie once & the fucker went mental. Jumping all over the place & running round like a lunatic.

    Normally he's lazier than Garfield on Prozac.
    Pics or GTFO.
    Always wanted to say that.


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    #134
    starbelgrade
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    Johro wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO.
    Always wanted to say that.



    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/180653960_21cf28e0b3.jpg


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    #135
    Caliden
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    Nerd posts about fake muscles in ego boosting shocker


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    #136
    Johro
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/180653960_21cf28e0b3.jpg
    :DThat cat is deranged. Mind it don't go for your throat. You may have been overdoing it with the 'nip.


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    #137
    Dudess
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    Is cat-nip just found in ordinary foliage - every so often, any cat I ever had would go ****ing ballistic. Massive eyes, pouncing on nothing, making jerky movements, totally dazed... awesome to watch.


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    #138
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Caliden wrote: »
    Nerd posts about fake muscles in ego boosting shocker
    We're past all that. Thread got derailed. 'Starbelgrade's cat in drug rehab shocker' is where we're at.


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    #139
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Dudess wrote: »
    Is cat-nip just found in ordinary foliage - every so often, any cat I ever had would go ****ing ballistic. Massive eyes, pouncing on nothing, making jerky movements, totally dazed... awesome to watch.
    Yeah it grows wild sometimes. Also called catmint. 'Nepeta cataria'.
    I got some in the garden, got it from garden centre.


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    #140
    starbelgrade
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    Dudess wrote: »
    Is cat-nip just found in ordinary foliage - every so often, any cat I ever had would go ****ing ballistic. Massive eyes, pouncing on nothing, making jerky movements, totally dazed... awesome to watch.

    It's a plant that grows wild in loads of places. The catnip people give their cats is extracted from the plant.


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    #141
    Johro
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    It's a plant that grows wild in loads of places. The catnip people give their cats is extracted from the plant.
    What I got from petshop is just dried catmint/catnip. It's a little bag of dried herb. They do extract it too though to put in cat toys.
    Anyways, don't buy it anymore now, they got their own stash outside. They like to roll around on that too. Good thing it's a hardy plant.


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    #142
    Johro
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    Nepeta_cataria_and_snoozing_cat.jpg
    Not my cat but you get the idea.


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    #143
    starbelgrade
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    Johro wrote: »
    Nepeta_cataria_and_snoozing_cat.jpg
    Not my cat but you get the idea.

    That looks very like my moggie.


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    #144
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    That looks very like my moggie.
    It's the glazed look in the eyes is it?


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    #145
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    ABCD0003.JPG

    ABCD0004.JPG
    Before and after.


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    #146
    Capt'n Midnight
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    CorkMan wrote: »
    Honestly, ever since I started to get into weightlifting I have noticed the ladies eyes gravitating towards me more and more.
    You must be fierce dense


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    #147
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Johro wrote: »
    I've got some catnip. I have two cats. They love the stuff. Put some down on the floor and they rub their faces in it, then roll around on it purring their heads off. It's their little fix.
    Never actually seen it have that effect on women though, (not yet anyway;)) so saying 'do ya know what is like catnip to women' doesn't make much sense.
    Get a was of €50's and put it on the floor


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    #148
    Johro
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    You must be fierce dense
    I like that. No p!ssing about. Straight to the heart of the matter. You do mean the muscle though don't you? Else the mods will get ya. ;)


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    #149
    Johro
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Get a was of €50's and put it on the floor
    Wow you must be popular with the opposite sex.:rolleyes:


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    #150
    fonecrusher1
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    Since the op has declined displaying a photo of himself, do we assume he's probably not exactly a looker & so does the old bodybuilding to compensate?


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    #151
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    Since the op has declined displaying a photo of himself, do we assume he's probably not exactly a looker & so does the old bodybuilding to compensate?
    I don't like to assume. Try 'Pics or GTFO'.


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