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Do y'know what is like catnip for women?

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  • 17-11-2010 1:39am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭


    Big muscles :cool:

    Honestly, ever since I started to get into weightlifting I have noticed the ladies eyes gravitating towards me more and more. eg I was in town today and 2 women started laughing when I passed by and they couldn't keep there eyes off my arms, when I stand at the bus stop women smirk when they pass me. I have noticed a lot more attention since I workout.

    BTW they roughly look the same as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Just wanted to point that out :cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    CorkMan wrote: »
    when I stand at the bus stop women smirk when they pass me.

    That's because your fly is open.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    'Condoms stuffed with walnuts' , I heard..


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭snow ghost


    Catnip is a repellant not an attractant.

    So yeah you could be right.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,324 ✭✭✭mojesius


    The women checking you out look like Dwayne Johnson? :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Johro wrote: »
    'Condoms stuffed with walnuts' ,

    That's one thing you never see on a restaurant menu any more.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    So, is this the workout for your ego?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Lynx 'Catnip' :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    You know what else works, being good looking.
    But i suppose muscles will do if you look like the back end of a bus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    That's because your fly is open.

    A dead man never fell through an open window.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Senna wrote: »
    You know what else works, being rich.
    But i suppose muscles will do if you look like the back end of a bus.

    FYP


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,859 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Dwayne Johnson is getting fat.

    http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/1115-the-rock-splash-1-credit_77142.jpg

    's probably why you were getting the attention too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Big muscles :cool:

    Honestly, ever since I started to get into weightlifting I have noticed the ladies eyes gravitating towards me more and more. eg I was in town today and 2 women started laughing when I passed by and they couldn't keep there eyes off my arms, when I stand at the bus stop women smirk when they pass me. I have noticed a lot more attention since I workout.

    BTW they roughly look the same as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Just wanted to point that out :cool:

    Yeah, Ye bleedin' think you're great don't ye comin' on here with your muscles and all.

    I'll bleedin' give ye muscles.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Dwayne Johnson is getting fat.

    http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/1115-the-rock-splash-1-credit_77142.jpg

    's probably why you were getting the attention too.


    Holy shit - he looks like a penis with herpes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Big muscles :cool:

    Honestly, ever since I started to get into weightlifting I have noticed the ladies eyes gravitating towards me more and more. eg I was in town today and 2 women started laughing when I passed by and they couldn't keep there eyes off my arms, when I stand at the bus stop women smirk when they pass me. I have noticed a lot more attention since I workout.

    BTW they roughly look the same as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Just wanted to point that out :cool:

    Good job on the attention!

    But have you gotten the ride?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    So do your arms weigh as much as your ego?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    Senna wrote: »
    You know what else works, being good looking.
    But i suppose muscles will do if you look like the back end of a bus.

    I'm good looking as well so i'm a F-50 ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Good job on the attention!

    But have you gotten the ride?


    Of course he has. He gets the bus every day.


  • Registered Users Posts: 817 ✭✭✭dafunk


    Post a pic and we'll tell you if you're hot or not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan




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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Nice strong arms-yes.
    Big muscley veiny arms-no.

    And thinking someone fancies you cos they're laughing at you just doesn't seem right!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    CorkMan wrote: »
    I'm good looking as well so i'm a F-50 ;)

    I'm not sure what F-50 means and i'm a man, but your posts are making me moist.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I have this kind of fantasy of a massive, 80's Arnie size guy just holding me, with his arms around me. But it ends there, doesn't go any further than the hug. And usually my fantasies go a lot farther.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Interesting out of all the fora myself and CorkMan (the OP) have in common, I've never once noticed him post/create a thread in the Fitness forum. Just thought that might be worth a mention. :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Senna wrote: »
    I'm not sure what F-50 means and i'm a man, but your posts are making me moist.

    I think it means he's a fighter jet... Or maybe a race car.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    alwaysadub wrote: »

    And thinking someone fancies you cos they're laughing at you just doesn't seem right!

    To be honest if complete strangers were laughing at me in the street, i'd be worried not flattered.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    deathrider wrote: »
    I think it means he's a fighter jet... Or maybe a race car.

    Or a lawnmower. The Flymo 50.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    Good to see CorkMan maintain his high level of quality posting.


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    I have this kind of fantasy of a massive, 80's Arnie size guy just holding me, with his arms around me. But it ends there, doesn't go any further than the hug. And usually my fantasies go a lot farther.

    I'm surprised he can lift his arms up high enough to give you a hug! Or it is one of those arms around the waist hugs?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    doesn't go any further than the hug.

    Thats because he probably only gets turned on by the sight of other big muscle bound men?


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