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Do y'know what is like catnip for women?

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    #92
    Pace2008
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    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    :rolleyes:

    Was her car standing on the front bumper or the back bumper?
    I'd say it's far more likely the car was resting on its wheels as you'd expect, at a right angle to his own.


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    #93
    Lord Derpington
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    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    :rolleyes:

    Was her car standing on the front bumper or the back bumper?

    facepalm.jpg


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    #94
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    Do y'know what is like catnip for women?


    yes.
    rohypnol.


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    #95
    Pace2008
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    I hear chicks love it when you flip your car 90 degrees so it's MAD PERPENDICULAR.


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    #96
    FlutterinBantam
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    Pace2008 wrote: »
    I'd say it's far more likely the car was resting on its wheels as you'd expect, at a right angle to his own.


    I wouldn't expect that at all buddy:rolleyes:


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    #97
    blackbird98
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    how the hell did this thread remain open for so long??? What a complete utter load of sh1te from the op!!!!!!

    ego?? vanity??? or just plain stupidity??


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    #98
    Orando Broom
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    Off to the gym now. Will look into the mirror and admire the gun show!


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    #99
    evercloserunion
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    OP next time you see a woman looking at your muscles you should tell her you even made a thread on boards about them, you'll get the ride there and then.


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    #100
    sensibleken
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    a woman looked at me once. she died soon afterwards


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    #101
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    I bet you have a spoon chest to match too, like a net between two goalposts.


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    #102
    Pace2008
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    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    I wouldn't expect that at all buddy[IMG]file:///C:/Users/dubacpxe/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
    I can only imagine the carnage every time you approach a space at 120km/h and flip your car so you can perpendicular park.

    Your insurance premium must be through the roof.


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    #103
    Fittle
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    Have you bought spongebobs inflateable arms like...:confused:


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    #104
    FlutterinBantam
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    Pace2008 wrote: »
    I can only imagine the carnage every time you approach a space at 120km/h and flip your car so you can perpendicular park.

    Your insurance premium must be through the roof.

    Your original post made no sense, nothing's changed:rolleyes:


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    #105
    Ush1
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    You'd need more than muscles to deal with Irish women!


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    #106
    FlutterinBantam
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    Ush1 wrote: »
    You'd need more than muscles to deal with Irish women!


    Spot on bud

    Good thick nob with a nice 'snass' off the bell-end is your only man.


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    #107
    Ush1
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    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Spot on bud

    Good thick nob with a nice 'snass' off the bell-end is your only man.

    Lost me at snass but still funny!:pac:


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    #108
    FlutterinBantam
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    Ush1 wrote: »
    Lost me at snass but still funny!:pac:

    Gloss/Shine


    A nice glossy nob, they love that.


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    #109
    Ush1
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    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Gloss/Shine

    :pac::pac:

    Now I'm curious, do any women out there like a nice shiny helmet?


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    #110
    Diapason
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    Ush1 wrote: »
    :pac::pac:

    Now I'm curious, do any women out there like a nice shiny helmet?

    I've certainly polished mine enough over the years, so I hope so!


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    #111
    Pace2008
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    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Your original post made no sense, nothing's changed:rolleyes:
    Nor will it till you Google "right angle."


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    #112
    FlutterinBantam
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    Pace2008 wrote: »
    Nor will it till you Google "right angle."

    What would I be Googling right angle for.?

    Sure I know what that is.


    Did he say the car was at right angles jaysus I:rolleyes: forget


    Stop digging horse


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    #113
    FlutterinBantam
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    Ush1 wrote: »
    :pac::pac:

    Now I'm curious, do any women out there like a nice shiny helmet?


    I was over in Wisconsin a few months back and they have this stuff in a little 'can' like a mouth spray 'Moose musk' or something it was called.

    Spray it on the bell , brought her up into a lovely deep purple glossy sheen.

    They loved it.


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    #114
    Pace2008
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    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    What would I be Googling right angle for.?

    Sure I know what that is.


    Did he say the car was at right angles jaysus I forget


    Stop digging horse
    If he had simply said "her car was perpendicular" you could infer that it was standing upright in the peculiar fashion you described.

    He said that her car was "perpendicular to (his) own," which means that should you project a line through his car from back to front, and do the same with hers, the lines would intersect at a right angle, ie. they would be perpendicular to each other. What he was saying made perfect sense.

    **** you internet, I feel dirty getting in these kinds of arguments.


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    #115
    FlutterinBantam
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    Pace2008 wrote: »
    If he had simply said "her car was perpendicular" you could infer that it was standing upright in the peculiar fashion you described.

    He said that her car was "perpendicular to (his) own," which means that should you project a line through his car from back to front, and do the same with hers, the lines would intersect at a right angle, ie. they would be perpendicular to each other. What he was saying made perfect sense.

    **** you internet, I feel dirty getting in these kinds of arguments.

    No, don't feel dirty just look on it as a learning experience.

    'Perpendicular' from the verb 'pendere' to weigh or hang refers to the vertical.

    hence 'pendulum' as in clock hangs down.

    Now when he refers to his own car which I assume is horizontal( in plane with the horizon)the clue is in the meaning, thus a car perpendicular to his would at 90 degrees on a vertical plane, thus either standing on it's front or rear fender.


    Which was it?

    I'd say the rear.


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    #116
    fonecrusher1
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    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    :rolleyes:

    Was her car standing on the front bumper or the back bumper?

    Jeepers. In all fairness you've made a complete fool of yourself there.

    Now i can justifiably use one of these - :rolleyes: Actually feck it, heres another - :rolleyes:



    :rolleyes: oops!


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    #117
    Pace2008
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    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    No, don't feel dirty just look on it as a learning experience.

    'Perpendicular' from the verb 'pendere' to weigh or hang refers to the vertical.

    hence 'pendulum' as in clock hangs down.

    Now when he refers to his own car which I assume is horizontal( in plane with the horizon)the clue is in the meaning, thus a car perpendicular to his would at 90 degrees on a vertical plane, thus either standing on it's front or rear fender.


    Which was it?

    I'd say the rear.
    I'm going to have to look into this one later when I get the chance. I'm actually thinking about it two ways now: one in which I'm right, one in which I'm not.

    Cheers if it's the latter, no better way of learning than being wrong.


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    #118
    Saila
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    look, pics or GTFO

















    if ever a thread needed it


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    #119
    FlutterinBantam
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    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    Jeepers. In all fairness you've made a complete fool of yourself there.

    Now i can justifiably use one of these - :rolleyes: Actually feck it, heres another - :rolleyes:



    :rolleyes: oops!

    No kiddin' .

    care to explain?


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    #120
    FlutterinBantam
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    Pace2008 wrote: »
    I'm going to have to look into this one later when I get the chance. I'm actually thinking about it two ways now: one in which I'm right, one in which I'm not.

    Cheers if it's the latter, no better way of learning than being wrong.

    No worries , I'll save you the trouble



    Thesaurus:
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    Home > Library > Literature & Language > Thesaurus

    adjective

    At right angles to the horizon or to level ground: plumb, upright, vertical. See horizontal/vertical/change of position.


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    #121
    starbelgrade
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    Well, this thread certainly went well for the OP.


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