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Do y'know what is like catnip for women?

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    #152
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Johro wrote: »
    I don't like to assume. Try 'Pics or GTFO'.

    Its been tried & ignored. Oh i say!, do lets assume?....


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    #153
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    Its been tried & ignored. Oh i say!, do lets assume?....
    Oh alright. I'll assume he's a baldy hairy-arse beergut with massive arms. See. I can do it if I try.


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    #154
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Let's resume
    Is there a pic of the rOckP? Is he on d Roids?
    Maybe post a pic with face blurred out???


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    #155
    Apolloyon
    Registered Users Posts: 322 ✭✭Apolloyon


    I'm busy taking notes on this. So so far I have written big muscles, diamonds, flash cars, property portfolio as being catnip for the ladies. This is all gold! Keep it coming folks!

    Oh wait...gold. Must add that to the list! I can't wait until I'm popular with all the women! ;)


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    #156
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Thats not real.


    Musclebound
    Gets loads of attention
    Good looking
    From the "Real Capital"

    Not too bright though.


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    #157
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    It was probably because you were walking like you had two big hams under your armpits.


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    #158
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    No, don't feel dirty just look on it as a learning experience.

    'Perpendicular' from the verb 'pendere' to weigh or hang refers to the vertical.

    hence 'pendulum' as in clock hangs down.

    Now when he refers to his own car which I assume is horizontal( in plane with the horizon)the clue is in the meaning, thus a car perpendicular to his would at 90 degrees on a vertical plane, thus either standing on it's front or rear fender.


    Which was it?

    I'd say the rear.

    Yeah, well try explaining that to a flatworm.


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    #159
    Diapason
    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭Diapason


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Honestly, ever since I started to get into weightlifting I have noticed the ladies eyes gravitating

    So this thread is all based on the minute increase in gravitational attraction between you and other massive bodies due to the increased mass of your muscles?

    Well, at least you have the laws of physics on your side.


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    #160
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Diapason wrote: »
    So this thread is all based on the minute increase in gravitational attraction between you and other massive bodies due to the increased mass of your muscles?

    Well, at least you have the laws of physics on your side.

    hmm lets see F = G(m1*m2)/d^2

    if we take m1 to be the mass of muscle the OP has and m2 to be the combined mass of more than one lady. If we multiply those and multiply by the gravitational constant and divide by the square of the distance between them we can mathematically ascert that the OP is secretly gay

    QED


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    #161
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    sensibleken wrote: »
    hmm lets see F = G(m1*m2)/d^2

    if we take m1 to be the mass of muscle the OP has and m2 to be the combined mass of more than one lady. If we multiply those and multiply by the gravitational constant and divide by the square of the distance between them we can mathematically ascert that the OP is secretly gay

    QED
    oh physics. what CANT you do?


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    #162
    Diapason
    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭Diapason


    And people think mathematics isn't useful... :D


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    #163
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    Diapason wrote: »
    And people think mathematics isn't useful... :D
    who thinks that?


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    #164
    Diapason
    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭Diapason


    FatherLen wrote: »
    who thinks that?

    Oh, the same people who ask you why on earth you'd do a maths degree, sure can't you just use a calculator.


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    #165
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    Diapason wrote: »
    Oh, the same people who ask you why on earth you'd do a maths degree, sure can't you just use a calculator.
    ha some people are stupid. lucky were a brainy bunch here on boards. :D


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