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google faps · 06-10-2010 08:44PM #1

MOD SNIP

OP Banned for being a dick.

Kasabian · 06-10-2010 08:45PM

Why ruin all these movies for us that had not seen them?

Seriously I wanted to watch Shutter Island.

KeithM89_old · 06-10-2010 08:45PM

Transformers - Sh1t

Transformers 2 - Sh1t

mstan · 06-10-2010 08:45PM

Thanks for ruining a load of ****ing films for me

phasers · 06-10-2010 08:46PM

Those are called spoilers mate

foxinsox · 06-10-2010 08:47PM

Avatar = Blue

But not in the old fashioned meaning of blue in regard to films

Superbus · 06-10-2010 08:48PM

Godfather - too long; didn't watch

El Guapo! · 06-10-2010 08:48PM

District 9 -- Sh1te film with a poxy accent all the way through. "Fookin prawns"

Sticky_Fingers · 06-10-2010 08:48PM

One night in google faps mom

> resultant offspring ruins a load of movies for people on the internet

bonerm · 06-10-2010 08:48PM

google faps wrote: »

Donnie darko - F*ck knows.

Spoilers ffs! :mad:

pablomakaveli · 06-10-2010 08:48PM

Snakes on a plane = does exactly what it says on the tin

clikityclak · 06-10-2010 08:50PM

OP you just ruined Shutter Island for me, I didn't even have to click into the thread, boooooooooooooo:mad:

stovelid · 06-10-2010 08:51PM

Back to the future: midget nearly rides his ma

Micky Dolenz · 06-10-2010 08:57PM

It's Ok to look now. The OP had to leave

bonerm · 06-10-2010 08:58PM

There Will Be Blood : About a man who likes to drink milkshakes.

foxinsox · 06-10-2010 08:58PM

about a boy = it's a film eh... about a boy

phasers · 06-10-2010 08:59PM

Mmmm milkshakes

Citizen Kane: There are no canes.

That doesn't work written down...

bonerm · 06-10-2010 09:00PM

Ghostbusters : Hamlet set in New York

Professional Griefer · 06-10-2010 09:00PM

To the 2nd poster, I'm sorry that guy ruined shutter island.
Without doubt one of my favourite movies of all time. fantastic.

Freddy Got Fingered is also, quality:D

El Guapo! · 06-10-2010 09:01PM

FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF = AWESOME!!

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 06-10-2010 09:03PM

The Never Ending Story

It ended

dezzyd · 06-10-2010 09:03PM

[Freddy Got Fingered is also, quality:D[/QUOTE]

Don't know about the entire film but - "daddy would you like a sausage" still stays with me for some reason

starbelgrade · 06-10-2010 09:04PM

Football Factory - A film about football hooligan scumbags

Texas Chainsaw Massacre - A film about murderous scumbags

Dracula - A film about vampire scumbags

Trainspotting - A film about junkie, dole scrounging scumbags

Harry Potter - A film about magic student scumbags

bonerm · 06-10-2010 09:05PM

48 hours : 96 minutes.

Another 48 Hours : 93 minutes.

King Felix · 06-10-2010 09:05PM

Mutiny on the Bounty.

It's about a mutiny on the Bounty.

foxinsox · 06-10-2010 09:05PM

Rocky = it's not about geology and it's not set in the mountains...

bonerm · 06-10-2010 09:07PM

King Felix wrote: »

Mutiny on the Bounty.

It's about a mutiny on the Bounty.

Good movie. I got it in a boxset with Marathon Man, Galaxy Quest and Ghost of Mars.

foxinsox · 06-10-2010 09:08PM

bonerm wrote: »

Good movie. I got it in a boxset with Marathon Man, Galaxy Quest and Ghost of Mars.

took a second .....

most excellent

ascanbe · 06-10-2010 09:08PM

Titanic:

the ship sinks

The Passion of the Christ:

doesn't end well for the titular character

Dudess · 06-10-2010 09:09PM

This reminds me of a one-word review I read of Dogville: "Dogsh1t".

The Breakfast Club:

80s emo chick becomes jockette by lunchtime, snogs jock; pampered prom queen princess and jaded bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks who despise each other... snog by lunchtime; virginal nerd... remains virginal nerd.

foxinsox · 06-10-2010 09:11PM

Yisroel Attractive Chair wrote: »

The Never Ending Story

It ended

I think there was

The Never Ending Story 2

Then it ended ...

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