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Film reviews, AH Style.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Debbie Does Dallas = Debbie Does Dallas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    The Passion of the Christ - The Leading character dies at the end.

    Rage, i was rooting for him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    Salt: A rom-com where Salt dumps Vinegar whose left sour-faced, Salt finds true love with Pepper which leads to some spicy action in the the kitchen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43 BotFly


    Blair witch project:
    Ok they're in the woods, looking for a witch or something... nothings happening, nothings happening, the camera keeps on moving, nothings happening, nothings happening, something about a map, nothings happening, nothings happening, it's over. Everyone in the audience looks pissed.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,685 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    foxinsox wrote: »
    Rocky = it's not about geology and it's not set in the mountains...

    Partially corrected in Rocky IV...

    Glazers Out!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Snatch: Not actually a porno.

    Dodgeball: People trying to dodge balls.


  • Registered Users Posts: 344 ✭✭ikeano29


    Foreign movie well worth a watch, Pusher.

    there are also 2 and 3 that are just as good also.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Snatch: Not actually a porno.

    Dodgeball: People trying to dodge balls.

    Is that not a porno either?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Is that not a porno either?

    Good point!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Good point!

    at least they weren't trying to dodge tits.

    speaking of which

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1479183/


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 728 ✭✭✭joebucks


    The Girl with the Pearl Earring- Scarlett Johannson with a pearl necklace woulda been better.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    The Expendables - Watched it once. Never again.

    Inception - Slept straight through it. Very enjoyable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    The Hangover - so fcuking funny I fell asleep!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43 BotFly


    Letters from Iwo Jima - Hollywood affords full human being status upon the Japs.

    The Big Lewbowski - Nam, Bowling, Nam, bowling, white russians, wheelchair, In and Out Burger, nihilists, Nam, Shola Shabbas, 8 year olds, Bowling.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    The Hangover - so fcuking funny I fell asleep!!!

    You're hard to please so, I found it to be :D.

    Loved it, what's wrong with you?

    /oh..right, you fell asleep.

    Though then again it might be me, Weekend at Bernie's also had me laughing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Timecop - About a punctual police officer.

    Cliffhanger - You need to see the sequel to find out what happens next.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Dean09 wrote: »
    District 9 -- Sh1te film with a poxy accent all the way through. "Fookin prawns"

    Take that back! I'm just after watching it. Thought it was brilliant. You're obviously a Praunist!! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,704 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    NothingMan wrote: »
    Avatar = See Ferngully / Dances with Wolves

    Not a bad review.

    Hows this?...Avatar: A movie about 9ft tall smurfs wearing a bit too much glitter dancing around giant trees singing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Not a bad review.

    Hows this?...Avatar: A movie about 9ft tall smurfs wearing a bit too much glitter dancing around giant trees singing.

    Even better...

    Avatar: A biopic depicting the early years of legendary director Howard Hughes' career, from the late 1920s to the mid-1940s.

    Oh, wait...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,704 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Einhard wrote: »
    Take that back! I'm just after watching it. Thought it was brilliant. You're obviously a Praunist!! :D

    Its the best sci/fi film of the last 5 years.

    It upset a lot of people because its a bit dark & violent & actually provokes thought unlike the usual hollywood happy shiney sh!te thats drip fed to the masses.
    Also the fact that it was set in South Africa confused/frightened a lot of dumb folk.

    Sorry...my After Hours type remark; Anchorman/dodgeball etc etc FTW lol omg epic...um?.....< Father Ted reference >.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    I am legend = zombies and stuff - good eye candy

    28 Days = zombies and stuff - nothing to do with menstrual cycle

    2012 = mostly very bad stuff - no zombies or eye candy

    LOTR The Two Towers = documentary on the demolition of Ballymun

    Pirates of the Caribbean = nice scenery and eye candy


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