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Film reviews, AH Style.

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    #62
    fkiely
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭fkiely


    Hitman - Missing an s from it's title.


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    #63
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    elviscostello wrote: »
    Harry Brown is not brown




    Good movie!

    Great movie.


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    #64
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    fkiely wrote: »
    Hitman - Missing an s from it's title.

    Hitsman


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    #65
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Hot Tub Time Machine: Does exactly what it says on the tin


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    #66
    klose
    Registered Users Posts: 11,593 ✭✭✭✭klose


    bonerm wrote: »
    Good movie. I got it in a boxset with Marathon Man, Galaxy Quest and Ghost of Mars.

    Ah ghost of mars, great flick! seemleess plot, great acting and a story line that really brings you in. You can relate to all charecters, of course........................................

    :pac:


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    #67
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Thread reminds me to this website

    Some clever ones there.


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    #68
    Kiith
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,102 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    Let The Right One In - "Subtitles! **** tha!"


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    #69
    klose
    Registered Users Posts: 11,593 ✭✭✭✭klose


    Giant octopus versus mega shark.

    surely the greatest film off all time, great effects also. The plot is loosely bound about a story of this huge octopus and this awesome shark.
    awesomeness


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    #70
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Pan's Labyrinth : Pants labyrinth.


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    #71
    rhythm90
    Registered Users Posts: 130 ✭✭rhythm90


    Trainspotting: Not a single train in the film.

    Carlito's Way: Carlito gets his own way. Of course.

    Brothers: War story bout two lads who're brothers.

    Robin Hood: Russell Crowe steals from the rich and gives to the poor in a proper dodgy accent.

    Intermission: Tae an' brown sauce. Delish'. Scumbag Colin Farrell.

    The 40 Year Old Virgin: ehm..

    The Shawshank Redemption: Rita Hayworth saves the day.

    Shaft: Sammy Jackson makes crime lick his nuts in the slickest possible way.

    Predators: Like Predator... but more of them.

    Leon: French hitman becomes pervert but has big heart.

    Taxi Driver: Robert DeNiro drives taxis

    The Transporter: Jason Stateham protects his load and kicks ass

    Snatch: Brad Pitt is a knacker

    10,000 BC: Really really old movie

    28 Days Later: Cillian Murphy runs away from zombies with a fit English one.


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    #72
    klose
    Registered Users Posts: 11,593 ✭✭✭✭klose


    rhythm90 wrote: »
    Trainspotting: Not a single train in the film.

    Yes there is.


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    #73
    juma
    Closed Accounts Posts: 259 ✭✭juma


    The Room: The Room tells the melodramatic story of a love triangle between a man, his fiancée, and his best friend. A film with the passion of Tennessee Williams, this is the best movie of the year.


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    #74
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    juma wrote: »
    The Room: The Room tells the melodramatic story of a love triangle between a man, his fiancée, and his best friend. A film with the passion of Tennessee Williams, this is the best movie of the year.

    Oh hai Juma! You're my favourite reviewer.


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    #75
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Sex and the city 2 - four horses riding four camels.

    Basic Instinct 2 - Jaysus its like lookin' at your ma!

    Predator 2 - Two sexual predators stalk Danny glover through the dark alleys of LA, with sexy results.

    Backyard Anal 2 - Diarmuid Gavin gives more handy tips on keeping you garden extremely tidy


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    #76
    orourkeda
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    The Graduate - Now renamed the emigrant


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    #77
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Seaneh wrote: »
    Tom Cruise movies.

    Top gun: He's a pilot. a really good pilot. he has a crisis of confidence, meets a woman, falls for her, becomes the best pilot in the world.

    Cocktail: He's a bartender. a pretty good bartender. He has a crisis of confidence, meets a girl, falls for her and becomes the best bartender that ever did live.

    Days of thunder: He's a nascar driver, a pretty good nascar drives, he has a crisis of confidence, meet a girl, falls for her and becomes the best nascar driver in the wrold.

    rinse and repeat as required.

    LOL So true. :pac:


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    #78
    SEPT 23 1989
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    Braveheart: angry man in a skirt


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    #79
    Kimono-Girl
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    can't believe it hasn't been done :eek:

    Mission Impossible: mission not so impossible in fact all four missions are accomplished over the four movies!


    Camp rock 2: teenagers happy singing and dancing cue Disney Esq crisis, then boy and girl split up due to various trivial reasons, teenagers still singing and dancing, boy and girl realize true love conquers all and co-indecently crisis is resolved, teenagers happy singing and dancing....


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    #80
    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Robocop

    A robotic police officer does some police work.

    The Commitments

    A group of unemployed Dubliners, with no original material, form a band. They aspire to be the next Who's Eddie?

    The Snapper

    Young woman with drinking problems and ugly friends, gets rogered by the local dirty old man. Pregnancy is the result.


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    #81
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."


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    #82
    WindSock
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    Most Mel Gibson movies: His missus dies, he must avenge her death somehow. Or be crucified.


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    Your Airbag
    Registered Users Posts: 8,491 ✭✭✭Your Airbag


    Mission Impossible: mission not so impossible in fact all four missions are accomplished over the four movies!

    Theres a fourth mission impossible film now? :D


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    #84
    bonerm
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    Jaws : Three heterosexual men spend a weekend together on a fishing boat.


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    #85
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Your Airbag wrote: »
    Theres a fourth mission impossible film now? :D

    Shouldnt they just start calling it Mission reasonably achievable


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    #86
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users Posts: 927 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    bonerm wrote: »
    Jaws : Three heterosexual men spend a weekend together on a fishing boat.

    Jaws 2 : Three heterosexual men spend a weekend together on a bigger fishing boat


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    #87
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Hasmunch wrote: »
    Jaws 2 : Three heterosexual men spend a weekend together on a bigger fishing boat

    Jaws 19 : The shark still looks fake.


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    #88
    Your Airbag
    Registered Users Posts: 8,491 ✭✭✭Your Airbag


    Passion of the Christ: Practically the same plot as Weekend at Bernies.


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    #89
    NothingMan
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    Avatar = See Ferngully / Dances with Wolves


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    #90
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    NothingMan wrote: »
    Avatar = See Ferngully / Last of the Mohicans.

    Closer to (i.e. a rip-off of) Dances with Wolves.


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    #91
    NothingMan
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    bonerm wrote: »
    Closer to (i.e. a rip-off of) Dances with Wolves.


    That's the one I meant :o. Damn quote, no point in Ninja editing it now...


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