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Film reviews, AH Style.

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  • 06-10-2010 8:44pm
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    google faps
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    MOD SNIP

    OP Banned for being a dick.


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    #2
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Why ruin all these movies for us that had not seen them?

    Seriously I wanted to watch Shutter Island.


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    KeithM89_old
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    Transformers - Sh1t

    Transformers 2 - Sh1t


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    mstan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 286 ✭✭mstan


    Thanks for ruining a load of ****ing films for me


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    #5
    phasers
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    Those are called spoilers mate


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    #6
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Avatar = Blue

    But not in the old fashioned meaning of blue in regard to films :D


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    Superbus
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    Godfather - too long; didn't watch


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    El Guapo!
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    District 9 -- Sh1te film with a poxy accent all the way through. "Fookin prawns"


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    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    One night in google faps mom
    > resultant offspring ruins a load of movies for people on the internet


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    bonerm
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    google faps wrote: »
    Donnie darko - F*ck knows.

    Spoilers ffs! :mad:


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    pablomakaveli
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    Snakes on a plane = does exactly what it says on the tin


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    clikityclak
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    OP you just ruined Shutter Island for me, I didn't even have to click into the thread, boooooooooooooo:mad:


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    stovelid
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    Back to the future: midget nearly rides his ma


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    Micky Dolenz
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    It's Ok to look now. The OP had to leave


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    #15
    bonerm
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    There Will Be Blood : About a man who likes to drink milkshakes.


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    #16
    foxinsox
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    about a boy = it's a film eh... about a boy


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    phasers
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    Mmmm milkshakes


    Citizen Kane: There are no canes.

    That doesn't work written down...


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    bonerm
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    Ghostbusters : Hamlet set in New York


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    Professional Griefer
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    To the 2nd poster, I'm sorry that guy ruined shutter island.
    Without doubt one of my favourite movies of all time. fantastic.

    Freddy Got Fingered is also, quality:D


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    El Guapo!
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    FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF = AWESOME!! :D


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    The Never Ending Story

    It ended


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    dezzyd
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    [Freddy Got Fingered is also, quality:D[/QUOTE]

    Don't know about the entire film but - "daddy would you like a sausage" still stays with me for some reason :confused:


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    starbelgrade
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    Football Factory - A film about football hooligan scumbags

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre - A film about murderous scumbags

    Dracula - A film about vampire scumbags

    Trainspotting - A film about junkie, dole scrounging scumbags

    Harry Potter - A film about magic student scumbags


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    #24
    bonerm
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    48 hours : 96 minutes.

    Another 48 Hours : 93 minutes.


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    King Felix
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    Mutiny on the Bounty.

    It's about a mutiny on the Bounty.


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    foxinsox
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    Rocky = it's not about geology and it's not set in the mountains...


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    bonerm
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    King Felix wrote: »
    Mutiny on the Bounty.

    It's about a mutiny on the Bounty.

    Good movie. I got it in a boxset with Marathon Man, Galaxy Quest and Ghost of Mars.


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    foxinsox
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    bonerm wrote: »
    Good movie. I got it in a boxset with Marathon Man, Galaxy Quest and Ghost of Mars.

    took a second .....

    most excellent :D


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    ascanbe
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    Titanic:
    the ship sinks

    The Passion of the Christ:
    doesn't end well for the titular character


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    Dudess
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    This reminds me of a one-word review I read of Dogville: "Dogsh1t".

    The Breakfast Club:
    80s emo chick becomes jockette by lunchtime, snogs jock; pampered prom queen princess and jaded bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks who despise each other... snog by lunchtime; virginal nerd... remains virginal nerd.


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    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Yisroel Attractive Chair wrote: »
    The Never Ending Story

    It ended

    I think there was

    The Never Ending Story 2

    Then it ended ...


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