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Film reviews, AH Style.

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    #32
    King Felix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭King Felix


    bonerm wrote: »
    Good movie. I got it in a boxset with Marathon Man, Galaxy Quest and Ghost of Mars.

    A good selection.


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    #33
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    There was a Neverending Story III... then it was realised that the franchise had gone from awesome to lame.


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    #34
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Dudess wrote: »
    There was a Neverending Story III... then it was realised that the franchise had gone from awesome to lame.

    Will it never end? :p


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    #35
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Dudess wrote: »
    There was a Neverending Story III... then it was realised that the franchise had gone from awesome to lame.

    The hint was in the title.


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    #36
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Dudess wrote: »
    There was a Neverending Story III... then it was realised that the franchise had gone from awesome to lame.

    It's usually a bad sign when the best thing in your film is Jack Black.


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    #37
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    This one sticks in my mind
    Lindy West, on Sex in the City II wrote:
    If this is what modern womanhood means, then just fucking veil me and sew up all my holes
    http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/burkas-and-birkins/Content?oid=4132715


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    #38
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Top Gun: a bunch of closeted homosexuals fly around in big, long, hard metal things and flirt with each other when they're on the ground.

    Escape From New York: he escapes

    Escape From L.A.: he escapes... again... but it's not as fun this time

    The Matrix: he shoulda took the blue pill...

    Gone In 60 Seconds: took them longer than that......

    Mad Max: his name is Max and he's Mad

    Goodfellas: No pizzas were harmed during the making of this film...

    Speed: It's Die Hard on a bus.

    Air Force One: it's Die Hard on a plane

    Face/Off: it's Die Hard with face swapping and John Woo

    Sudden Death: it's Die Hard with Steven Seagal

    Die Hard: it's Die Hard


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    #39
    Seaneh
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    Dean09 wrote: »
    FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF = AWESOME!! :D

    Watch Ferris Buellers Day Off again, but apply the story of fight club to it.
    Cameron is Ed Norton, Ferris is Brad Pitt...

    Seriously... think about it...
    Trippy.


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    #40
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Tom Cruise movies.

    Top gun: He's a pilot. a really good pilot. he has a crisis of confidence, meets a woman, falls for her, becomes the best pilot in the world.

    Cocktail: He's a bartender. a pretty good bartender. He has a crisis of confidence, meets a girl, falls for her and becomes the best bartender that ever did live.

    Days of thunder: He's a nascar driver, a pretty good nascar drives, he has a crisis of confidence, meet a girl, falls for her and becomes the best nascar driver in the wrold.


    rinse and repeat as required.


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    #41
    starbelgrade
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    Seaneh wrote: »
    Tom Cruise movies.

    Top gun: He's a pilot. a really good pilot. he has a crisis of confidence, meets a woman, falls for her, becomes the best pilot in the world.

    Cocktail: He's a bartender. a pretty good bartender. He has a crisis of confidence, meets a girl, falls for her and becomes the best bartender that ever did live.

    Days of thunder: He's a nascar driver, a pretty good nascar drives, he has a crisis of confidence, meet a girl, falls for her and becomes the best nascar driver in the wrold.


    rinse and repeat as required.


    You stole that from Rich Hall.

    Skip to 50 secs in.... http://www.guitarsolos.com/videos-rich-hall-tom-cruise-sketch-[8Vmg9e785lo].cfm


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    #42
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Return of the Jedi: He was left on his own =[


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    #43
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    You stole that from Rich Hall.

    Skip to 50 secs in.... http://www.guitarsolos.com/videos-rich-hall-tom-cruise-sketch-[8Vmg9e785lo].cfm

    yup.


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    #44
    smokedeels
    Registered Users Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    My Dad's synopsis of Avatar: "The one with the 'lad in the wheelchair"


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    #45
    orourkeda
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    Basic Instinct = Sharon Stones fanny.


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    #46
    The Maverick
    Registered Users Posts: 417 ✭✭The Maverick


    Downfall: Huge Spoiler!
    The germans lose the war.


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    #47
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Caddilac Man: Nothing to do with Caddilacs and the bloke doesn't sell a single car...


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    #48
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    My Left Foot: Stewie Griffin explains it best


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANaQY5550YU


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    #49
    bm365
    Registered Users Posts: 252 ✭✭bm365


    Herbie: A Volkswagen with a mind of its own driving around all over the place and going mad - if that's not scary, I don't know what is!


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    #50
    The guy
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    The passion of the christ:
    Jesus dies


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    #51
    flyton5
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    Red Dawn - Best film EVER!!

    Soon to be remade I believe. Watch the original. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Dawn


    Teeth - I'll Never look at a vagina the same.


    Top Gun - Kelly McGillis is hot
    Witness - Kelly McGillis is wrecked...but gets her baps out. Yes yes.


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    #52
    OutlawPete
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    Citizen Kane.

    Boy loves to use his sled, lots of fun and we see him smile.

    Boy stops smiling, grows old and becomes a pompous git.

    Pompous git rabbits on for what will seem like four hours before he will then start to cry and whine about rosebud, oh whatever could it mean?
    Well, let me think .. the only time we seen him smile was on the sled, could it be that?

    Is the sled called Rosebud by any chance???

    No, never .. greatest film of all time so!!!


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    #53
    dezzyd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭dezzyd


    Dean09 wrote: »
    FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF = AWESOME!! :D


    E4 + 1. Showing right now :D


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    #54
    CrazyRabbit
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    I'd give a review of Primer, but after 6 years, I still haven't figured out the whole movie, so a review is premature.


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    #55
    enda1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,166 ✭✭✭enda1


    There will be blood:
    There is blood, and oil.


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    #56
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Killer clowns from outer space - some killing is done by clowns who happen to be from space.

    Death bed, the bed that eats - Theres a bed, it eats people. Just stay out of the god damned bed!

    Man about dog - for two hours a man runs around a dog

    Whats eating Gilbert grape - turns out its necrotizing fascitis


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    #57
    demakinz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭demakinz


    Back door bangers #4
    not as good as back door bangers #3


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    #58
    danniemcq
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    The Never Ending Story

    It Ends

    Rambo First Blood

    Actually the second Movie


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    #59
    FruitLover
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    demakinz wrote: »
    Back door bangers #4
    not as good as back door bangers #3

    Bloody sequels.


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    #60
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,236 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Seaneh wrote: »
    Tom Cruise movies.

    Top gun: He's a pilot. a really good pilot. he has a crisis of confidence, meets a woman, falls for her, becomes the best pilot in the world.

    Cocktail: He's a bartender. a pretty good bartender. He has a crisis of confidence, meets a girl, falls for her and becomes the best bartender that ever did live.

    Days of thunder: He's a nascar driver, a pretty good nascar drives, he has a crisis of confidence, meet a girl, falls for her and becomes the best nascar driver in the wrold.


    rinse and repeat as required.

    Magnolia: He's a self-help pick-up artist guru. A pretty good self-help pick up artist guru. He has a crisis of confidence, meets his.... dad.... and....

    .... how's this supposed to work again?


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    #61
    _feedback_
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    Harry Brown is not brown




    Good movie!


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