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Film reviews, AH Style.

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    #92
    tricky D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,700 ✭✭✭tricky D


    NothingMan wrote: »
    Avatar = See Ferngully / Dances with Wolves

    Pocahontas


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    #93
    danh789
    Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭danh789


    Dear Die Hard,

    You rock! Especially when that guy was on the roof!

    P.S: Do you know Mad Max?


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    #94
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    Your Airbag wrote: »
    Theres a fourth mission impossible film now? :D


    i like to keep boards up to date on latest and upcoming releases :D

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229238/


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    #95
    Adyx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    sensibleken wrote: »
    Killer clowns from outer space - some killing is done by clowns who happen to be from space.

    The sequel was pretty much the same strangely enough.


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    #96
    jimthemental
    Registered Users Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    The Dark Knight = Batman Begins styled like CSI:Miami


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    #97
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Phantoms: Ben Affleck is the bomb!


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    #98
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Basic Instinct = no knickers basically

    Forrest Gump = no trees really and very little humping

    Ghost = not one bit scary

    Grease = singing and stuff

    When Harry Met Sally = teaches you how to fake orgasm

    Brokeback Mountain = bloke falls off mountain and hurts his back...I think

    Alien = guy has really really bad indigestion


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    #99
    K-9
    Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Any word of Titanic 2 yet?

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #100
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Kiith wrote: »
    Let The Right One In - "Subtitles! **** tha!"

    Pft...learn Swedish.


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    #101
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Police Academy 5 Audience nil


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    #102
    orourkeda
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    Debbie Does Dallas = Debbie Does Dallas


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    #103
    AckwelFoley
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    The Passion of the Christ - The Leading character dies at the end.

    Rage, i was rooting for him


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    #104
    Krusader
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    Salt: A rom-com where Salt dumps Vinegar whose left sour-faced, Salt finds true love with Pepper which leads to some spicy action in the the kitchen


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    #105
    BotFly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43 ✭BotFly


    Blair witch project:
    Ok they're in the woods, looking for a witch or something... nothings happening, nothings happening, the camera keeps on moving, nothings happening, nothings happening, something about a map, nothings happening, nothings happening, it's over. Everyone in the audience looks pissed.


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    #106
    nullzero
    Registered Users Posts: 16,478 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    ****


    foxinsox wrote: »
    Rocky = it's not about geology and it's not set in the mountains...

    Partially corrected in Rocky IV...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oDTNEEu3Rw


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    #107
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Snatch: Not actually a porno.

    Dodgeball: People trying to dodge balls.


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    #108
    ikeano29
    Registered Users Posts: 344 ✭✭ikeano29


    Foreign movie well worth a watch, Pusher.

    there are also 2 and 3 that are just as good also.


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    #109
    orourkeda
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    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Snatch: Not actually a porno.

    Dodgeball: People trying to dodge balls.

    Is that not a porno either?


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    #110
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Is that not a porno either?

    Good point!


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    #111
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Good point!

    at least they weren't trying to dodge tits.

    speaking of which

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1479183/


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    #112
    joebucks
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    The Girl with the Pearl Earring- Scarlett Johannson with a pearl necklace woulda been better.


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    #113
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    The Expendables - Watched it once. Never again.

    Inception - Slept straight through it. Very enjoyable.


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    #114
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    The Hangover - so fcuking funny I fell asleep!!!


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    #115
    BotFly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43 ✭BotFly


    Letters from Iwo Jima - Hollywood affords full human being status upon the Japs.

    The Big Lewbowski - Nam, Bowling, Nam, bowling, white russians, wheelchair, In and Out Burger, nihilists, Nam, Shola Shabbas, 8 year olds, Bowling.


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    #116
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    medicman2009 wrote: »
    The Hangover - so fcuking funny I fell asleep!!!

    You're hard to please so, I found it to be :D.

    Loved it, what's wrong with you?

    /oh..right, you fell asleep.

    Though then again it might be me, Weekend at Bernie's also had me laughing.


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    #117
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,339 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Timecop - About a punctual police officer.

    Cliffhanger - You need to see the sequel to find out what happens next.


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    #118
    Einhard
    Registered Users Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Dean09 wrote: »
    District 9 -- Sh1te film with a poxy accent all the way through. "Fookin prawns"

    Take that back! I'm just after watching it. Thought it was brilliant. You're obviously a Praunist!! :D


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    #119
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    NothingMan wrote: »
    Avatar = See Ferngully / Dances with Wolves

    Not a bad review.

    Hows this?...Avatar: A movie about 9ft tall smurfs wearing a bit too much glitter dancing around giant trees singing.


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    #120
    Einhard
    Registered Users Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    Not a bad review.

    Hows this?...Avatar: A movie about 9ft tall smurfs wearing a bit too much glitter dancing around giant trees singing.

    Even better...

    Avatar: A biopic depicting the early years of legendary director Howard Hughes' career, from the late 1920s to the mid-1940s.

    Oh, wait...


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    #121
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Einhard wrote: »
    Take that back! I'm just after watching it. Thought it was brilliant. You're obviously a Praunist!! :D

    Its the best sci/fi film of the last 5 years.

    It upset a lot of people because its a bit dark & violent & actually provokes thought unlike the usual hollywood happy shiney sh!te thats drip fed to the masses.
    Also the fact that it was set in South Africa confused/frightened a lot of dumb folk.

    Sorry...my After Hours type remark; Anchorman/dodgeball etc etc FTW lol omg epic...um?.....< Father Ted reference >.


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