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Bet you guys would not say no to SJP!!!

  • 01-10-2010 8:06pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    I try to log onto the You Laugh You Lose thread for at least 3 minutes for every hour I spend in work. I missed a couple of weeks and am catching up now - and I do not get the two "Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse" jokes.

    I've heard similar on Family Guy (which is hilarious, but she does not look like a foot), and have come across it from other (mostly male) people.

    It seems like its mostly only us girls who are willing to admit that she is a very sexy woman; and that you guys think that's it's cool to say that you think she is a dog.

    But, I challenge you. If you were single and SJP walked up to you with an average amount of make up on her very well structured face, strutting that body to die for... She told you that she had a room nearby and asked you to accompany her to that room and take her from every angle...

    If you didn't have important work to be at or somewhere to get to and you weren't supposed to be meeting a good friend in the next few minutes... If you weren't suffering from some bug that rendered you unimpressive as a lover... If she told you that she wasn't with her husband anymore, so, relieving you from any sense of guilt in being with a married women...

    Basically, don't tell me that you wouldn't have no strings attached sex with the original sex and the city girl!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    She is the definition of Nightmare.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    She told you that she had a stable nearby and asked you to accompany her to that stable and take her from every angle...

    Dirty mare.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Henrik Itchy Juggler


    It seems like its mostly only us girls who are willing to admit that she is a very sexy women; and that you guys think that's it's cool to say that you think she is a dog.

    She is one woman, not a 'women', and no she's not sexy.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Not into Horses, Sorry Sarah...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭mailforkev


    Neigh


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  • Registered Users Posts: 225 ✭✭OhThePenguin


    I think the problem is; she looks like a horse!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Poor Ferris Bewler, couldnt blame him for doing the dirty. The Dog


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,441 ✭✭✭✭jesus_thats_gre


    I agree OP. Us men don't have a clube when it comes to what makes the opposite sex attractive.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I'm a girl, she looks like a horse, and i never got the attraction thing tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭yank_in_eire


    She is a knock-kneed beast of burden with a face like a stud boar's bollocks.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭zero19


    Is the OP SJP???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    bluewolf wrote: »
    She is one woman, not a 'women', and no she's not sexy.

    Typo edited. Thanks to you my new accuracy elf!


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Henrik Itchy Juggler


    Typo edited. Thanks to you my new accuracy elf!

    Sorry if it was a typo, I'm just seeing it everywhere lately so I wasn't sure :)


    Anyway, back to horseface...
    edit: avatar tagline now being updated :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,401 ✭✭✭Royal Irish


    She is a bobfoc, body off baywatch face off crimewatch.

    I'd shag her no problem, from behind of course so I wouldnt have to look at her face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Not into Horses, Sorry Sarah...

    Giddy up !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭cc-offe


    Hey OP I'm a girl and while there were some episodes where I thought she looked absolutely beautiful, there were others where she looked hideous (in particular the whole short hair series)
    She does have an amazing figure though I agree! My boyfriend thinks shes horrible though and could never see one nice thing about her and also hates her skinny legs (and i'm a size 6 myself so i know he likes slim girls). I think because she's a bit older now she can look very scrawny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    God, this is going against me so far.

    I may add a poll.

    Myself and my female friends think she is generally good looking. Amazing hair, lovely eyes, her nose is big but it adds character. Mouth is fine, jaw line is great. Body is fantastic. I think her mole was very offputting. I, for one, don't like moles at the best of times so one on the face can be a bit nasty, especially on a sharp chin. But, it seems as though she's got that removed and I really can't see how guys are so against her!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    But, I challenge you. If you were single and SJP walked up to you with an average amount of make up on her very well structured face, strutting that body to die for... She told you that she had a room nearby and asked you to accompany her to that room and take her from every angle...

    If you didn't have important work to be at or somewhere to get to and you weren't supposed to be meeting a good friend in the next few minutes... If you weren't suffering from some bug that rendered you unimpressive as a lover... If she told you that she wasn't with her husband anymore, so, relieving you from any sense of guilt in being with a married women...

    Basically, don't tell me that you wouldn't have no strings attached sex with the original sex and the city girl!

    I think beastiality is illegal OP


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Henrik Itchy Juggler


    God, this is going against me so far.

    I may add a poll.

    Myself and my female friends think she is generally good looking. Amazing hair, lovely eyes, her nose is big but it adds character. Mouth is fine, jaw line is great. Body is fantastic. I think her mole was very offputting. I, for one, don't like moles at the best of times so one on the face can be a bit nasty, especially on a sharp chin. But, it seems as though she's got that removed and I really can't see how guys are so against her!!!

    Oh I'm female btw, still not liking her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,425 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    As a female I would have to agree that SJP, on a good day, looks like a horse.

    Now, I don't claim to be an oil-painting, and I don't think looks count for everything (or all that much to be honest) but I'm not being held up as some kind of template of beauty when I'm clearly not.

    Sex in the City :rolleyes: "Four Vacuous Bitches and their Shoes" more like. Could never understand how so many women fell for the hype around that pile of tripe and saw it as some kind of inspirational life guide.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 jmirl


    I think the problem is she was elevated to heights way above her station on that show. I mean sure she's probably very attractive in 'real life' but men didn't understand why women saw her as some sort of demi goddess imo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 42 Bueller




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I would definetly say yes to this offer and this would be the ideal soundtrack to my boinking.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Sorry if it was a typo, I'm just seeing it everywhere lately so I wasn't sure :)

    No worries. I should proof-read before hitting submit but life's too short. My grammar is fine but my fingers are dyslexic sometimes. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    jmirl wrote: »
    I think the problem is she was elevated to heights way above her station on that show. I mean sure she's probably very attractive in 'real life' but men didn't understand why women saw her as some sort of demi goddess imo

    See, it's the opposite of this that made me want to start this thread. While I don't think she's ever going to win Best Looking Woman of the 90s, I don't understand the vilification that her look undergoes. There's way worse out there and I don't understand why she's getting all the insults.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 jmirl


    What if the red headed one said the same but promised no one would ever find out and throughout the act of lovemaking promised she wouldn't look at you, not even once. Who'd go for that arrangement


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,933 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    After several short hours on the "missing" list, Sarah Jessica Parker and Robert Pattinson were found safe in two local chemists.

    Of course, one of the first places to search for feet is in a pair of Boots.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    If she approached me i'd be buying her breakfast............having ****ed her the night before. Where do they sell hay early in the morning?

    How do you like your Hay, one bail or two?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS




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  • Registered Users Posts: 227 ✭✭hypersquirrel


    As a woman myself I can say that I would not find her sexually attractive.

    www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com

    Which one is SJP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Ewwww........send her off to the glue factory.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    At least she'd be a cheap dinner date.

    /picks grass from ground
    /extends grass laden hand out, palm flat so hand is not bitten off


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    She was hot back in the days of Hocus Pocus :

    (From 12 seconds)

    and Ed Wood, back when she didn't look like she needed a good sandwich. Her uber skininess is, IME, a female standard of beauty, not men's. Women love her cos of her clothes in Sex and the City, when in fairness, she looked like a bag lady a lot of the time.


  • Registered Users Posts: 227 ✭✭hypersquirrel


    Naos wrote: »
    At least she'd be a cheap dinner date.

    /picks grass from ground
    /extends grass laden hand out, palm flat so hand is not bitten off

    Gotta be careful offering a "carrot" though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭cc-offe


    Also OP while many women see SJP as this ( couldn't get imageshack to work properly today so just replaced with links)

    http://www.look.co.uk/pictures/sex-and-the-city-carrie-bradshaws-memorable-fashion-moments/carrie-bradshaw-wearing-a-flor-0

    most men see her like this

    sjps.jpg
    Uploaded with ImageShack.us


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    I would 'ride' her, as they say.















    (But only round the course at Cheltenham.)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    Ok - this thread is going against me.

    But, SATC was a huge hit with SJP at it's helm.

    Dunno - maybe we just identify with well dressed horses!?!? (Disguised as beautful women.)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I've never understood the talk of her being utterly hideous - much of it just seems like bandwagon-jumping. She's getting haggard and emaciated now, but up to only a few years ago she had nice eyes/smile/hair/skin/figure - overall, she may not have been Michelle Pfeiffer, but she had plenty of physically attractive traits. A fairly average-looking woman really, hardly monstrous.

    That said though, people are entitled to not find her attractive, and wouldn't necessarily jump her if they got the chance to in real life, just because she's the original Sex & The City girl - people have varying tastes.

    What women find beautiful/sexy isn't always the same for men too - wearing an outfit well, and sexy, while not unrelated, can be mutually exclusive. I think I heard of some survey on same, the number one result of which was Audrey Hepburn. Classically beautiful and elegant, but generally not sexy to men.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    cc-offe wrote: »
    Also OP while many women see SJP as this

    URL=http://img155.imageshack.us/i/sjp3.jpg/]sjp3.jpg[/URL]
    Uploaded with ImageShack.us

    most men see her like this

    sjps.jpg
    Uploaded with ImageShack.us

    Why? Can men and women not look at the same pictures anymore??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    But, SATC was a huge Shit with SJP at it's helm.

    Yes, yes it was.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Why? Can men and women not look at the same pictures anymore??

    Not the ones I look at.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭cc-offe


    Why? Can men and women not look at the same pictures anymore??


    eh what? of course they can.....but i'm saying when a lot of female sex and the city watchers visualise her we picture her as beautiful but most men I know picture her as a scrawny horse.....hence why these comments about her being a horse always pop up. I'm sure if they ever saw these beautiful shots of her they would find her hot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I have respect for my dick.....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    If she looked like she did in Flight of the Navigator then I definitely would!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    Dudess wrote: »
    I've never understood the talk of her being utterly hideous - much of it just seems like bandwagon-jumping. She's getting haggard and emaciated now, but up to only a few years ago she had nice eyes/smile/hair/skin/figure - overall, she may not have been Michelle Pfeiffer, but she had plenty of physically attractive traits. A fairly average-looking woman really, hardly monstrous.

    That said though, people are entitled to not find her attractive, and wouldn't necessarily jump her if they got the chance to in real life, just because she's the original Sex & The City girl - people have varying tastes.

    What women find beautiful/sexy isn't always the same for men too - wearing an outfit well, and sexy, while not unrelated, can be mutually exclusive. I think I heard of some survey on same, the number one result of which was Audrey Hepburn. Classically beautiful and elegant, but generally not sexy to men.

    I think it's that some people will twin SJP with ugliness, and ugliness is a strong word and an unpleasant association. Like the best known photos of Marilyn Monroe are good ones, and, therefore, she is remembered as a good looking person, so are SJP's best known pictures bad ones. How can you recover from that?

    That's why I hate the whole "SJP looks like a horse" messing. She's being "remembered" for not looking good and behaving badly - when all this was done in making a show.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    If she looked like she did in Flight of the Navigator then I definitely would!

    Thank you for proving my point! :pac: Someone get that woman a lump of steak and some burgers and she'll be back on track in no time!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    lol 99% of single men would do her if she approached them.

    I thought the point of the thread was to cut the bull**** and answer truthfully!

    its not exactly the ginger one of SATC we're talking about here! lol


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 3,071 Mod ✭✭✭✭OpenYourEyes


    She's what we call a "double-bagger".........


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    I think it's that some people will twin SJP with ugliness, and ugliness is a strong word and an unpleasant association. Like the best known photos of Marilyn Monroe are good ones, and, therefore, she is remembered as a good looking person, so are SJP's best known pictures bad ones. How can you recover from that?

    That's why I hate the whole "SJP looks like a horse" messing. She's being "remembered" for not looking good, with her personal attributes not being taken into account whatsoever.

    In fairness, that's a double-edged sword. SatC was held up as some standard of beauty for women in the last decade and SJP courted it, and made a lot of money from it. She didn't shy away from it then.

    People chose to hit back at her over-saturation in the market. It's fair game. If she's holding herself up as a style icon, she has to be prepared for the knocks that come with that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 ✭✭✭rannerap


    I'm a girl and even I think she looks like a foot to be fair, she's awful


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