Bet you guys would not say no to SJP!!!

Who_owns_this? · 01-10-2010 9:06pm #1

I try to log onto the You Laugh You Lose thread for at least 3 minutes for every hour I spend in work. I missed a couple of weeks and am catching up now - and I do not get the two "Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse" jokes.

I've heard similar on Family Guy (which is hilarious, but she does not look like a foot), and have come across it from other (mostly male) people.

It seems like its mostly only us girls who are willing to admit that she is a very sexy woman; and that you guys think that's it's cool to say that you think she is a dog.

But, I challenge you. If you were single and SJP walked up to you with an average amount of make up on her very well structured face, strutting that body to die for... She told you that she had a room nearby and asked you to accompany her to that room and take her from every angle...

If you didn't have important work to be at or somewhere to get to and you weren't supposed to be meeting a good friend in the next few minutes... If you weren't suffering from some bug that rendered you unimpressive as a lover... If she told you that she wasn't with her husband anymore, so, relieving you from any sense of guilt in being with a married women...

Basically, don't tell me that you wouldn't have no strings attached sex with the original sex and the city girl!

Gunsfortoys · 01-10-2010 9:08pm

She is the definition of Nightmare.

mikom · 01-10-2010 9:09pm

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

She told you that she had a stable nearby and asked you to accompany her to that stable and take her from every angle...

Dirty mare.

coffee_cake · 01-10-2010 9:10pm

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

It seems like its mostly only us girls who are willing to admit that she is a very sexy women; and that you guys think that's it's cool to say that you think she is a dog.

She is one woman, not a 'women', and no she's not sexy.

Agent Smith · 01-10-2010 9:10pm

Not into Horses, Sorry Sarah...

mailforkev · 01-10-2010 9:11pm

Neigh

OhThePenguin · 01-10-2010 9:12pm

I think the problem is; she looks like a horse!

MJ23 · 01-10-2010 9:12pm

Poor Ferris Bewler, couldnt blame him for doing the dirty. The Dog

jesus_thats_gre · 01-10-2010 9:12pm

I agree OP. Us men don't have a clube when it comes to what makes the opposite sex attractive.

alwaysadub · 01-10-2010 9:13pm

I'm a girl, she looks like a horse, and i never got the attraction thing tbh.

yank_in_eire · 01-10-2010 9:13pm

She is a knock-kneed beast of burden with a face like a stud boar's bollocks.

zero19 · 01-10-2010 9:13pm

Is the OP SJP???

Who_owns_this? · 01-10-2010 9:13pm

bluewolf wrote: »

She is one woman, not a 'women', and no she's not sexy.

Typo edited. Thanks to you my new accuracy elf!

coffee_cake · 01-10-2010 9:15pm

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

Typo edited. Thanks to you my new accuracy elf!

Sorry if it was a typo, I'm just seeing it everywhere lately so I wasn't sure

Anyway, back to horseface...
edit: avatar tagline now being updated

Royal Irish · 01-10-2010 9:17pm

She is a bobfoc, body off baywatch face off crimewatch.

I'd shag her no problem, from behind of course so I wouldnt have to look at her face.

Rented Mule · 01-10-2010 9:18pm

Agent Smith wrote: »

Not into Horses, Sorry Sarah...

Giddy up !!

cc-offe · 01-10-2010 9:18pm

Hey OP I'm a girl and while there were some episodes where I thought she looked absolutely beautiful, there were others where she looked hideous (in particular the whole short hair series)
She does have an amazing figure though I agree! My boyfriend thinks shes horrible though and could never see one nice thing about her and also hates her skinny legs (and i'm a size 6 myself so i know he likes slim girls). I think because she's a bit older now she can look very scrawny.

Who_owns_this? · 01-10-2010 9:18pm

God, this is going against me so far.

I may add a poll.

Myself and my female friends think she is generally good looking. Amazing hair, lovely eyes, her nose is big but it adds character. Mouth is fine, jaw line is great. Body is fantastic. I think her mole was very offputting. I, for one, don't like moles at the best of times so one on the face can be a bit nasty, especially on a sharp chin. But, it seems as though she's got that removed and I really can't see how guys are so against her!!!

bazmaiden · 01-10-2010 9:18pm

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

But, I challenge you. If you were single and SJP walked up to you with an average amount of make up on her very well structured face, strutting that body to die for... She told you that she had a room nearby and asked you to accompany her to that room and take her from every angle...

If you didn't have important work to be at or somewhere to get to and you weren't supposed to be meeting a good friend in the next few minutes... If you weren't suffering from some bug that rendered you unimpressive as a lover... If she told you that she wasn't with her husband anymore, so, relieving you from any sense of guilt in being with a married women...

Basically, don't tell me that you wouldn't have no strings attached sex with the original sex and the city girl!

I think beastiality is illegal OP

coffee_cake · 01-10-2010 9:20pm

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

God, this is going against me so far.

I may add a poll.

Myself and my female friends think she is generally good looking. Amazing hair, lovely eyes, her nose is big but it adds character. Mouth is fine, jaw line is great. Body is fantastic. I think her mole was very offputting. I, for one, don't like moles at the best of times so one on the face can be a bit nasty, especially on a sharp chin. But, it seems as though she's got that removed and I really can't see how guys are so against her!!!

Oh I'm female btw, still not liking her

Sardonicat · 01-10-2010 9:20pm

As a female I would have to agree that SJP, on a good day, looks like a horse.

Now, I don't claim to be an oil-painting, and I don't think looks count for everything (or all that much to be honest) but I'm not being held up as some kind of template of beauty when I'm clearly not.

Sex in the City :rolleyes: "Four Vacuous Bitches and their Shoes" more like. Could never understand how so many women fell for the hype around that pile of tripe and saw it as some kind of inspirational life guide.

jmirl · 01-10-2010 9:21pm

I think the problem is she was elevated to heights way above her station on that show. I mean sure she's probably very attractive in 'real life' but men didn't understand why women saw her as some sort of demi goddess imo

Bueller · 01-10-2010 9:22pm

Separated at birth?

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.styledash.com/media/2008/08/sjp-shoes-bettermen.jpg

http://curtinho.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/ruud-van-nistelrooy.jpg

And for that reason, I truly am out

bonerm · 01-10-2010 9:22pm

I would definetly say yes to this offer and this would be the ideal soundtrack to my boinking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg

Who_owns_this? · 01-10-2010 9:22pm

bluewolf wrote: »

Sorry if it was a typo, I'm just seeing it everywhere lately so I wasn't sure

No worries. I should proof-read before hitting submit but life's too short. My grammar is fine but my fingers are dyslexic sometimes.

Who_owns_this? · 01-10-2010 9:26pm

jmirl wrote: »

I think the problem is she was elevated to heights way above her station on that show. I mean sure she's probably very attractive in 'real life' but men didn't understand why women saw her as some sort of demi goddess imo

See, it's the opposite of this that made me want to start this thread. While I don't think she's ever going to win Best Looking Woman of the 90s, I don't understand the vilification that her look undergoes. There's way worse out there and I don't understand why she's getting all the insults.

jmirl · 01-10-2010 9:27pm

What if the red headed one said the same but promised no one would ever find out and throughout the act of lovemaking promised she wouldn't look at you, not even once. Who'd go for that arrangement

Insect Overlord · 01-10-2010 9:28pm

After several short hours on the "missing" list, Sarah Jessica Parker and Robert Pattinson were found safe in two local chemists.

Of course, one of the first places to search for feet is in a pair of Boots.

johnn · 01-10-2010 9:29pm

If she approached me i'd be buying her breakfast............having ****ed her the night before. Where do they sell hay early in the morning?

How do you like your Hay, one bail or two?

TheZohanS · 01-10-2010 9:29pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woJySMNWuf4

Brilliant!

hypersquirrel · 01-10-2010 9:30pm

As a woman myself I can say that I would not find her sexually attractive.

www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com

Which one is SJP?

Bet you guys would not say no to SJP!!!

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