Bet you guys would not say no to SJP!!!

Dudess · 02-10-2010 8:24pm

Ann22 wrote: »

About SATC...What about your one with the short red hair who plays Miranda? She has teeny tiny little yellow teeth, and her in an American show full of white toothed people.... Disgraceful, that's what it is. Her sex scenes make me heave...And she's always shagging facing the camera on her knees with your man behind her and they're always all greasy. I can't eat my nighttime bowl of cornflakes in comfort watching the likes.

Thought you were taking the piss, but then...

Talking about unsavoury shagging scenes, I don't particulary enjoy Samantha's ones either..Very explicit and yucky. She's always vigorously bouncing up and down on some man with her arms straight up in the air, making quare noises..it's not natural .and she's very mannishly shaped I think.

Now I'm not so sure - maybe I'm just inferring seriousness though where there's irony? And lol at saying Samantha is mannish shaped.

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Her nipples face each other, it scares me.

They are all bush-pigs in fairness!

Yeah, I get freaked by the way she's missing an eyelash.

The above just looks like the female equivalent of that picture of the nerdy guy at his computer. I don't think any of the S&TC women are amazing - the most attractive one IMO is really pretty but not stunning, but "bush pigs"?, Trying to find tiny flaws to disgust you? Comes across as extremely petty tbh.

southsiderosie · 02-10-2010 8:59pm

inmyday wrote: »

What did she do to get this abuse off anyone? Why is she so hated? I feel so bad for her.

I think at the point when the series ended, she was seriously overexposed. And she had a big hand in the direction of the films, and they were awful. From what I read, she really could not understand why people hated the second movie so much. I think she bought into a lot of her own hype, and increasingly comes off as vapid and annoying. In other words, she is turning into Carrie (in terms of her public persona, anyway).

bnt wrote: »

I mean, you have to give SJP some credit for allowing herself to be seen like this, for example. You could almost smell the cig ash in her hair. Where's the "hurl" smiley?

That was from an episode on the show though, not something she actually sat for. When she does real photoshoots, she is usually in a $20,000 dress and heavily airbrushed.

Personally I don't think she is classically pretty, but she has beautiful eyes and can wear the **** out of clothes. That said, I think she is a perfect example of Catherine Denuve's old saying that when a woman ages, she can choose to keep her face or her ass, but not both (and SJP didn't have much of a face to start with).

Dudess · 02-10-2010 9:06pm

Hmmm... face or ass, face or ass. I'd have to go for my ass.

manta mad · 02-10-2010 9:07pm

not if i was paid !!!!!!!!!

sorry SJP ,, but no way ,turn of the telly or switch the channel everytime she,s on it !!!!!!!!!!

stovelid · 02-10-2010 11:22pm

Supposedly ugly woman; frequently ugly thread.

Wibbs · 02-10-2010 11:40pm

Dudess wrote: »

Hmmm... face or ass, face or ass. I'd have to go for my ass.

If that's an invitation?........

Dudess · 02-10-2010 11:48pm

I backed myself into that one... :pac:

MistyCheese · 02-10-2010 11:50pm

19 pages? This is still going on? Fair play to you all for having the patience.

And the coveted After Hours Troll of the Year Award goes to...

... Who_Owns_This for her SJP Thread!!!!

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