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Bet you guys would not say no to SJP!!!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Ewwww........send her off to the glue factory.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,728 ✭✭✭Naos


    At least she'd be a cheap dinner date.

    /picks grass from ground
    /extends grass laden hand out, palm flat so hand is not bitten off


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    She was hot back in the days of Hocus Pocus :

    (From 12 seconds)

    and Ed Wood, back when she didn't look like she needed a good sandwich. Her uber skininess is, IME, a female standard of beauty, not men's. Women love her cos of her clothes in Sex and the City, when in fairness, she looked like a bag lady a lot of the time.


  • Registered Users Posts: 227 ✭✭hypersquirrel


    Naos wrote: »
    At least she'd be a cheap dinner date.

    /picks grass from ground
    /extends grass laden hand out, palm flat so hand is not bitten off

    Gotta be careful offering a "carrot" though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭cc-offe


    Also OP while many women see SJP as this ( couldn't get imageshack to work properly today so just replaced with links)

    http://www.look.co.uk/pictures/sex-and-the-city-carrie-bradshaws-memorable-fashion-moments/carrie-bradshaw-wearing-a-flor-0

    most men see her like this

    sjps.jpg
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    I would 'ride' her, as they say.















    (But only round the course at Cheltenham.)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    Ok - this thread is going against me.

    But, SATC was a huge hit with SJP at it's helm.

    Dunno - maybe we just identify with well dressed horses!?!? (Disguised as beautful women.)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I've never understood the talk of her being utterly hideous - much of it just seems like bandwagon-jumping. She's getting haggard and emaciated now, but up to only a few years ago she had nice eyes/smile/hair/skin/figure - overall, she may not have been Michelle Pfeiffer, but she had plenty of physically attractive traits. A fairly average-looking woman really, hardly monstrous.

    That said though, people are entitled to not find her attractive, and wouldn't necessarily jump her if they got the chance to in real life, just because she's the original Sex & The City girl - people have varying tastes.

    What women find beautiful/sexy isn't always the same for men too - wearing an outfit well, and sexy, while not unrelated, can be mutually exclusive. I think I heard of some survey on same, the number one result of which was Audrey Hepburn. Classically beautiful and elegant, but generally not sexy to men.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    cc-offe wrote: »
    Also OP while many women see SJP as this

    URL=http://img155.imageshack.us/i/sjp3.jpg/]sjp3.jpg[/URL]
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    most men see her like this

    sjps.jpg
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    Why? Can men and women not look at the same pictures anymore??


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    But, SATC was a huge Shit with SJP at it's helm.

    Yes, yes it was.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Why? Can men and women not look at the same pictures anymore??

    Not the ones I look at.


  • Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭cc-offe


    Why? Can men and women not look at the same pictures anymore??


    eh what? of course they can.....but i'm saying when a lot of female sex and the city watchers visualise her we picture her as beautiful but most men I know picture her as a scrawny horse.....hence why these comments about her being a horse always pop up. I'm sure if they ever saw these beautiful shots of her they would find her hot.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I have respect for my dick.....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    If she looked like she did in Flight of the Navigator then I definitely would!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    Dudess wrote: »
    I've never understood the talk of her being utterly hideous - much of it just seems like bandwagon-jumping. She's getting haggard and emaciated now, but up to only a few years ago she had nice eyes/smile/hair/skin/figure - overall, she may not have been Michelle Pfeiffer, but she had plenty of physically attractive traits. A fairly average-looking woman really, hardly monstrous.

    That said though, people are entitled to not find her attractive, and wouldn't necessarily jump her if they got the chance to in real life, just because she's the original Sex & The City girl - people have varying tastes.

    What women find beautiful/sexy isn't always the same for men too - wearing an outfit well, and sexy, while not unrelated, can be mutually exclusive. I think I heard of some survey on same, the number one result of which was Audrey Hepburn. Classically beautiful and elegant, but generally not sexy to men.

    I think it's that some people will twin SJP with ugliness, and ugliness is a strong word and an unpleasant association. Like the best known photos of Marilyn Monroe are good ones, and, therefore, she is remembered as a good looking person, so are SJP's best known pictures bad ones. How can you recover from that?

    That's why I hate the whole "SJP looks like a horse" messing. She's being "remembered" for not looking good and behaving badly - when all this was done in making a show.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    If she looked like she did in Flight of the Navigator then I definitely would!

    Thank you for proving my point! :pac: Someone get that woman a lump of steak and some burgers and she'll be back on track in no time!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    lol 99% of single men would do her if she approached them.

    I thought the point of the thread was to cut the bull**** and answer truthfully!

    its not exactly the ginger one of SATC we're talking about here! lol


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 3,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭OpenYourEyes


    She's what we call a "double-bagger".........


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    I think it's that some people will twin SJP with ugliness, and ugliness is a strong word and an unpleasant association. Like the best known photos of Marilyn Monroe are good ones, and, therefore, she is remembered as a good looking person, so are SJP's best known pictures bad ones. How can you recover from that?

    That's why I hate the whole "SJP looks like a horse" messing. She's being "remembered" for not looking good, with her personal attributes not being taken into account whatsoever.

    In fairness, that's a double-edged sword. SatC was held up as some standard of beauty for women in the last decade and SJP courted it, and made a lot of money from it. She didn't shy away from it then.

    People chose to hit back at her over-saturation in the market. It's fair game. If she's holding herself up as a style icon, she has to be prepared for the knocks that come with that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 ✭✭✭rannerap


    I'm a girl and even I think she looks like a foot to be fair, she's awful


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,692 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    I suppose she'd be better than a bit of *cough* ''DIY'', but I'd be insisting on the brown paper bag. Or, if that wasn't available, doggie style so you could avoid having to actually look at her!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I'm a girl and even I think she looks like a foot to be fair, she's awful
    Ahem


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 jmirl


    I think a big problem was she never got her tats out like the other girls on satc. I mean just a peak sarah just a peak is that too much to ask?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,692 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    Damn. I've just had an involuntary bladder leakage!


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 1,797 Mod ✭✭✭✭ChopShop


    Basically, don't tell me that you wouldn't have no strings attached sex with the original sex and the city girl!

    Don't get me wrong, i think SATC is turgid garbage of the absolute lowest order.......but i don't personally find SJP that ugly.

    Plenty of women on the average male's fantasy list benefit from some well applied make up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    johnn wrote: »
    lol 99% of single men would do her if she approached them.
    How could you possibly know that?
    its not exactly the ginger one of SATC we're talking about here!
    Her stylists seemed to be hell-bent on making her look as unattractive as possible, but I've seen her scrubbed up well and she's actually quite beautiful. Has a look of Mia Farrow - with bigger boobs.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    The ginger one is hot afaic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    If people find SJP unattractive it's one thing, but objectively speaking, I really can't see how she could be described as ugly. Plain at worst.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    munter!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    It's her body that puts me off; she looks like an 8-year-old boy. Eat some food, woman!


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