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star.chaser · 20-05-2010 12:29AM

iusevi could never figure out why cats and dogs sniff each others arses and decided to give it a go to find out what all the fuss was about...

Jordan Berbatov · 20-05-2010 01:27AM

star.chaser is recovering from a bad bad dose of gout

star.chaser · 20-05-2010 09:28AM

Jordan Berbatov was promoted to a management position at work and his new job title is traffic cone alignment manager

sNarah · 20-05-2010 09:54AM

Star.Chaser was the on who put Laika - the doggy - into the rocket when it was send of on a space trip.

star.chaser · 20-05-2010 10:54AM

sNarah spent all of Saturday afternoon ringing travel shops from the golden pages enquiring about package holidays to Narnia

Glenster · 21-05-2010 12:26AM

star.chaser spent all of yesterday afternoon doing something that made the Godhead very disapointed.

hare05 · 21-05-2010 01:57AM

Glenster spent so long trying to choose their boards.ie username that by the time they'd decided, Glenster was all that was left.

Glenster · 21-05-2010 02:46AM

Actually an angel came to me and told me that I had to use that username so..........

hare05 has to break up a banana before he eats it, because if he eats it whole he feels self-conscious.

hare05 · 21-05-2010 03:13AM

As I said before... LIES ONLY! (Damned decadent bananas...)

Glenster once made €100,000,000 playing the stock market and then donated it to the average person's fund for the slightly less well off.

Jesus Wept · 21-05-2010 03:27AM

wrote the song, G-G-G-G-GALWAY.

sNarah · 21-05-2010 10:17AM

Hides in the cupboard.

star.chaser · 21-05-2010 10:29AM

sNarah thinks the best place to meet people is at mass

joes girls · 21-05-2010 10:31AM

Snarah turned up for work this morning with last nights make-up still on and yes, big bushy hair, her boss says nothing cause he thinks it's the in look!!!

Star.chaser has not got the motivation to chase anything!

sNarah · 21-05-2010 12:09PM

Joe Girls drank sour milk today and quite liked it.

star.chaser · 21-05-2010 12:16PM

joes girls real reason for going to weightwatches is cause the men there have low self esteem and are easy to pull

glenster originally joined boards because bebo was becoming too risky

Pot Noodle = · 21-05-2010 12:30PM

Once thought that the tour de France was a holiday

star.chaser · 21-05-2010 12:36PM

pot noodle once went to sleep with the lights on thinking that he'd wake up in the morning with a suntan

sNarah · 21-05-2010 03:35PM

Star owns a harem.

unfortunalty he could only find 2 women to live there though...

star.chaser · 21-05-2010 03:52PM

sNarah once contacted NTL to complain about the reception on her TV but realized after an hour that the power wasn't switched on

Glenster · 21-05-2010 05:23PM

star.chaser has athletes foot on his face.

star.chaser · 21-05-2010 05:29PM

glenster looked in the mirror one time while wearing a pair of sunglasses and thought he'd turned into a blackman

Glenster · 21-05-2010 05:34PM

I looked a bit like Majorie Blackman, childrens writer.

Instead of a shower in the morning, star.chaser dips a rag in listerine and slaps himself with it.

star.chaser · 21-05-2010 06:50PM

glenster replaced his keyboards 4 times before realizing that the caps lock doesn't affect numbers and it's not actually a manufacturing fault with the keyboards

Thomas828 · 21-05-2010 09:39PM

Star.chaser sustained serious injuries chasing a meteorite which he mistook for Alpha Centauri.

star.chaser · 21-05-2010 11:04PM

Thomas828 hasn't been the same since his social worker told him fraggle rock didn't really exist and that he'd never be able to move there

Pot Noodle = · 22-05-2010 05:53AM

Was once buggered by a hippo and now walks with a limp

James T Kirk · 22-05-2010 06:14AM

Pot Noodle = disgusting!

This is truly a baseless lie, 'cos that's good eatin'. :pac:

Pot Noodle = · 22-05-2010 06:23AM

Get's bullied at bingo.

i.need.a.job · 22-05-2010 06:25AM

james t kirk wore no underwear for two days cuz he was too lazy to do his washin

Pot Noodle = · 22-05-2010 06:28AM

has nude pinups of Bernard Manning all over his bed room wall.

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