Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

ruthies

Banjo Fella believes in the tooth fairy and unicorns and has pink fluffy bunny he snuggle with at night.

Slugs

Ruthies is nervous about Santa Claus because as a child, he was locked into a room with a clown dressed as Santa for 48 hours.

star.chaser

Slugs gets up at dawn every Tuesday morning and tweets the theme tune to the sound of music to all the birds singing outside his window, before the grand finale when he does the riverdance in his back garden dressed in nothing but a pair of welly boots and a g string.

lil'bug

star chaser once got lost in their closet one day looking for Narnia

hare05

lil'bug actually did have a sex change. You now have a testiclitopengina

joes girls

hare05 loves sweet peppers and has them in the morning on top of toast and jam!!!

hare05

I thought we were meant to lie?

Joes girls is really plural. They're an american lesbian sorority with a single account and they compose their messages in unison.

Doesn't really matter though, 26 blonde brains gives you just about one brunette, and a dim one at that

Slugs

hare05 spent the late 70's being a groupie for the village people. He would often be seen walking around backstage in a leather suit with a cowboy hat.

lil'bug

Slugs once was know as Snails but couldn't keep up the mortgage and now's homeless

star.chaser

Lil'Bug is trying to get in shape for summer by doing an hour of air guitar in one of the toilet cubicles at work during lunchtime.

Slugs

Star.chaser has been known to bribe Louis Walsh with sex in order to get close to jedward.

star.chaser

Slugs has the biggest collection of flower seeds in Ireland and is also an avid collector of pencil erasers

Slugs

star.chaser is well known throughout his homeland of Location: Location for having the biggest, largest, and greatest Simpson's memorabilia collection, particularly reknowned for it's 20ft poster of Waylan Smithers...

star.chaser

Slugs favourite passtime is running up behind unsuspecting tourists around the city center and licking their heads.

lil'bug

star.chaser loves jedward so much they now only eat at abrakebabra in hope the see their spikey haired hero's

antomagoo

lil'bug is Courtney Love

denballs

antomagoo runs with matches and plays with snickers...............

lil'bug

denballs walks the streets asking strangers the way to Sesame street

Matt Holck

lil'bug is bond in irons

star.chaser

Matt Holck is the european tree hugging champion and is also chairman of the Norwegian tree huggers association.

lil'bug

Star.chaser had to give up tree hugging because of weiner splinters

leonh74

lil'bug hunts an average of five chickens every friday evening.

iUseVi

leonh74 lives with chickens in a smelly chicken pen.

hare05

iUseVi uses V. Yes, they do. V is a very bad thing to use. It may even be illegal. I'm calling the gardai just in case.

iUseVi

hare05 went to phone the Gardai but then realised they didn't know how. What was that number again? 988? 444? 123?

Carlos_Ray

IuseVI rated "Fast and the Furious" 10/10 on IMDB.com

hare05

Carlos_Ray, meanwhile, called Dominos.

"Dominos, may I take your order?"

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

"Uhhhh...."

"WON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN!"

"Sir?"

*Noises*

"Sir are you trying to play 'Who' songs over the phone with your nose?"

"DON'T JUDGE ME!"
*Click*

"Won't be fooled again.... dur, dur dur...."

iUseVi

Carlos_Ray has the hots for Vin Diesel.

hare05

iUseVi was shooting up behind the Dominos counter at the time of the call. Ever wonder what goes into that dough? Dat sh*t ain't flour y'all!

iUseVi

hare05 is clearly a stalker as they know exactly what I'm doing. Once tried to stalk the cat across the street, and failed.