Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

iusevi could never figure out why cats and dogs sniff each others arses and decided to give it a go to find out what all the fuss was about...

Jordan Berbatov

star.chaser is recovering from a bad bad dose of gout

Jordan Berbatov was promoted to a management position at work and his new job title is traffic cone alignment manager

Star.Chaser was the on who put Laika - the doggy - into the rocket when it was send of on a space trip.

sNarah spent all of Saturday afternoon ringing travel shops from the golden pages enquiring about package holidays to Narnia

star.chaser spent all of yesterday afternoon doing something that made the Godhead very disapointed.

hare05

Glenster spent so long trying to choose their boards.ie username that by the time they'd decided, Glenster was all that was left.

Actually an angel came to me and told me that I had to use that username so..........

hare05 has to break up a banana before he eats it, because if he eats it whole he feels self-conscious.

hare05

As I said before... LIES ONLY! (Damned decadent bananas...)

Glenster once made €100,000,000 playing the stock market and then donated it to the average person's fund for the slightly less well off.

Jesus Wept

wrote the song, G-G-G-G-GALWAY.

Hides in the cupboard.

sNarah thinks the best place to meet people is at mass

joes girls

Snarah turned up for work this morning with last nights make-up still on and yes, big bushy hair, her boss says nothing cause he thinks it's the in look!!!

Star.chaser has not got the motivation to chase anything!

Joe Girls drank sour milk today and quite liked it.

joes girls real reason for going to weightwatches is cause the men there have low self esteem and are easy to pull

glenster originally joined boards because bebo was becoming too risky

Once thought that the tour de France was a holiday

pot noodle once went to sleep with the lights on thinking that he'd wake up in the morning with a suntan

Star owns a harem.

unfortunalty he could only find 2 women to live there though...

sNarah once contacted NTL to complain about the reception on her TV but realized after an hour that the power wasn't switched on

star.chaser has athletes foot on his face.

glenster looked in the mirror one time while wearing a pair of sunglasses and thought he'd turned into a blackman

I looked a bit like Majorie Blackman, childrens writer.

Instead of a shower in the morning, star.chaser dips a rag in listerine and slaps himself with it.

glenster replaced his keyboards 4 times before realizing that the caps lock doesn't affect numbers and it's not actually a manufacturing fault with the keyboards

Thomas828

Star.chaser sustained serious injuries chasing a meteorite which he mistook for Alpha Centauri.

Thomas828 hasn't been the same since his social worker told him fraggle rock didn't really exist and that he'd never be able to move there

Was once buggered by a hippo and now walks with a limp

James T Kirk

Pot Noodle = disgusting!

This is truly a baseless lie, 'cos that's good eatin'. :pac:

Get's bullied at bingo.

i.need.a.job

james t kirk wore no underwear for two days cuz he was too lazy to do his washin