Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

Oo..

sNarah is currently streaking on OConnell st, seriously, flick on the news and check

BBDBB

Oo.. used to have several extra O's to his name, but decided to lose a couple pending a legal challenge by the Typhoo Tea Company. He was quoted as saying he was disappointed as people sounded slightly less impressed when greeting him.

sNarah

BBDBB used to be just BDB but then got seriously addicted to McDonalds. The Mctasty is his personal favour.

iUseVi

sNarah works at McDonalds.

red herring

iUseVi is stalking sNarah. He goes to mcdonalds everyday for a happy meal at 1pm and sits at the table beside the counter. watching her. waiting. :eek:

argosy2006

red herring

argosy2006 is just jealous of my van 'cause it has my name on it. in my name sakes colour. He wants to steal it from my driveway but knows its gonna be hard to be make it an inconspicuous theft.... and he's jealous cause Im a huge nerd who got 600 points.

JiggleBilly

In the back of red herrings van there are dozens of illegal mexican workers, and a few crates of suspicious white powder, which red herring claims to be regular table sugar.
Results of the investigations are pending....

red herring

JiggleBilly feels threatened because me and my van are competition.. we run this town now.. JiggleBilly and his thugs are no match for us... trying to tip the gardai off about that <ahem> sugar via the internet was a bad move Mr JiggleBilly, someones gona be sleeping with the fishes pretty soon...

lil'bug

red herring used some of the "sugar" in their nan's tea, and then their nan ran off with the rolling stones

argosy2006

red herring

argosy2006 thinks he has been reincarnated as a bag of chips. He is slowly eating himself to death. And enjoying it.

hare05

Red Herring is actually a fish that crawled out of the primordial soup at the beginning of time with only a mouse, a keyboard, and 4chan's /b/ to keep him company until humans arrived. Then 4chan's /b/ began filling with humans. Then he moved here to boards. :cool: :P

red herring

Its true. I am a pikaia.
Hare05 is a tortoise but he never read aesops fables so he's a wannabe hare.

hare05

Red Herring eats babies. (Plankton was babies once!)

Deki

hare05 eats bunny pellets

Pot Noodle =

likes bathing in used vegetable oil, it helps keep him moist and agile

jd007

Pot noodle is actually a pot noodle

hare05

jd007 doesn't actually have any underlying references to James Bond or his 007 moniker.

jd stands for Jack Daniels, and 007 stands for how many shots of it he drinks between posts.

lil'bug

hare05 is mad its not march anymore

hare05

It's still March!! Look, I never flipped the calendar over!! :cool:

Anyways lil'bug, call me mad all you want but I'm not the one getting stoned on film in the Alice In Wonderland movie. You are. :P

And you told Alice that she's not Alice. Very mean thing to do. :mad:

Brian Capture

hare05 masturbates dogs.

BBDBB

Brian Capture knows this because he records the event for posterity and a select few cabinet ministers at his monthly swingers party for men and canines only

sNarah

BBDBB has a secret crush on Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

Slugs

sNarah spends her time running around supermarkets placing packets of condoms in old grannies trolleys.

BBDBB

slugs helps police with their enquiries, simply because he loves the uniform

lil'bug

BBDBB was on last weeks crime watch

BBDBB

Im on again next week.........if only they knew



Lil'bug still likes a bed time story about a princess before he can go to sleep...........especially one with big charlies

Darmstrong

All the doors in BBDBB's house are actually screwed on upside down

lil'bug

darmstrongs house is made of doors and is full of knobs