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sNarah · 13-05-2010 02:33PM

Lil'bug went to prison for torturing a hamster.

Slugs · 13-05-2010 02:51PM

sNarah was arrested two years ago for trying to seduce a waffle maker

Banjo Fella · 13-05-2010 02:58PM

Slugs is a large, mostly herbivorous mammal. During the day Slugs remains cool by staying in the water or mud; where reproduction and childbirth both occur. Slugs emerges at dusk to graze on grass.

KnifeWRENCH · 13-05-2010 03:31PM

Banjo Fella is an utter toff who wears a monocle, swigs sherry from a goblet and pours scron on passing motorists.

Slugs · 13-05-2010 04:05PM

KnifeWRENCH obtained this information while working deep undercover with the "I am want to kiss Ryan tubridy" party

sNarah · 13-05-2010 04:20PM

Slugs is the ex-guitarist for Tubbers, he used to play in the Camembert Quartet but was not considered good enough to make the switch from Tubrity Tonight to the Late Late Show.

lil'bug · 13-05-2010 04:57PM

nSarah is a hamster

MoodeRator · 13-05-2010 05:08PM

lil'bugs hamster is wrapped in Sellotape for it own safety;)

Slugs · 13-05-2010 05:28PM

MoodeRator wrapped lil'bug's hamster in sellotape.

sNarah wrote:

Slugs is the ex-bassist

Should get your facts right sNarah before posting baseless lies! :P

sNarah · 13-05-2010 06:44PM

Slugs wrote: »

MoodeRator wrapped lil'bug's hamster in sellotape.

Should get your facts right sNarah before posting baseless lies! :P

Muahaha

Slugs picked up Lil'Bugs cellotaped hamster and checked if it bounced when thrown from a height at high velocity.

... It didn't.

lil'bug · 13-05-2010 06:54PM

nSarah grabbed a baseball bat and hit the poor hamster in to next doors yard

mean neighbour won't give him back

sNarah · 13-05-2010 07:54PM

I'm starting to feel very sorry for this hamster now!

After Bil'Lug was released from prison, she found her hamsters had been taken away from her and put into social care. So she bought a Gerbil. And trained it to be a ninja Gerbil, which she than send out to the carers home to steal the hamsters back.

lil'bug · 13-05-2010 08:08PM

sNarah smuggled the hamster in her bra

sNarah · 13-05-2010 08:12PM

lil'bug wrote: »

sNarah smuggled the hamster in her bra

No just papertissue

Lil'bug got breast implants to look more like her idol, Jordan aka. Katie Price

lil'bug · 13-05-2010 08:15PM

sNarah likes to lick sheep

BBDBB · 13-05-2010 10:01PM

lil'bug wears a sheepskin rug on the off chance

denballs · 13-05-2010 10:24PM

holly1 wrote her thesis on podophilia to get into biology in trinity college......but when the professor asked her if she wore sandals occasionaly she said she never does and he cut her left leg off and ran away with it..................................................

if you think the above is just random junk learn what podophilia means you un cultured plankton

lil'bug · 13-05-2010 10:42PM

denballs thinks he is smart

Banjo Fella · 13-05-2010 11:43PM

lil'bug stuffs all the mini-bread rolls you get at restaurants into a burlap sack. When the waiter comes around again, she claims that no bread rolls had been served, and demands more. And so, the furtive cycle is perpetuated. She is the ultimate con artist. :pac:

hare05 · 13-05-2010 11:54PM

Banjo Fella sits on the Luas wearing hippie clothes and pretending to write in a journal. He waits for a cute girl to sit across from him, then looks up, blushes, and looks back at the journal.
He waits for the girl to show an interest in this peculiar image he has created, and then glares at her with extreme malice once she's open to emotional torment before returning to his journal.

You cruel cruel man.

Banjo Fella · 14-05-2010 12:07AM

I actually do feel fairly cruel now, that would be the most horrible thing. o_o

hare05 knows all of your deepest, darkest secrets... and sells them on eBay at affordable prices! BUY NOW. SPEND. CONSUME!

hare05 · 14-05-2010 01:32AM

Banjo Fella eats socks.

Yes, it's not that imaginative, it's not something to leave you laughing at the edge of your seat... But the truth rarely is those things...

Slugs · 14-05-2010 06:50AM

Hare05 is actually known as bugsy.

BBDBB · 14-05-2010 08:05AM

Slugs only has one nipple, following a freak accordian accident as a child

Slugs · 14-05-2010 08:42AM

BBDBB knows this as he is the only person in Ireland to have an international collection of nipples. His favourite nipple is that of George H.W. Bush, which he once had the oppurtunity to lick.

star.chaser · 14-05-2010 10:55AM

Slugs idea of trashing his hotel room is refusing to fill in the guest comment card

denballs · 14-05-2010 08:50PM

star.chasers mother is a seahorse which is now his father after a sex change

lil'bug · 14-05-2010 08:52PM

denballs doesn't know male seahorses give birth to live young

ruthies · 16-05-2010 07:45PM

lil'bug is posting recurring posts here because lil'bug does not like baseless lies been posted about her:D

Banjo Fella · 16-05-2010 08:10PM

Ruthies goes around telling people that "marmalade" is a palindrome. They believe it, and everything.

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