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  • #7292
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 star.chaser
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    denballs is a shorter version of a rare and crippling medical condition that he suffers from called dense balls


  • #7293
    denballs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 denballs
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    star chaser has downstairs dandruff


  • #7294
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 star.chaser
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    denballs favourite book to read is the telephone directory


  • #7295
    denballs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 denballs
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    Star.chaser scribbles out all the girls numbers in the phone book as soon as it arrives and starts ticking off all the men chasers slept with.........un fortunatly theres no more names to cross out so chasers started on the uk phone book


  • #7296
    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,734 MidlandsM
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    Denballs often likes nothing more than to suck a big set of balls of a random homeless drunk.


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  • #7297
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
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    Midlandsm is one of those homeless .....and very random!!!


  • #7298
    denballs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 denballs
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    midlands has 3


  • #7299
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
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    denballs loves room 101 .....


  • #7300
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 lil'bug
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    denballs likes to count his chest hair he is up to 4 :)


  • #7301
    denballs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 denballs
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    lil bug watches me study maths


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  • #7302
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 Hank_Jones
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    denballs is a distant relative of Charles Manson.


  • #7303
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 lil'bug
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    Charles Manson denies any relationship between him and denballs they are just penpals


  • #7304
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
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    Hank is sharpening sticks to sell at Toy R Us!!!


  • #7305
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 lil'bug
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    Joes girls gives strangers wrong directions to B&Q and sends them to homebase instead


  • #7306
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 Hank_Jones
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    I have signed a contract with Toy's R Us for a large amount of sharpened sticks.
    Expect them to be THE christmas gift for boys age 7-11.

    lil bug was once the leader of a religious cult.


  • #7307
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 lil'bug
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    Hank Jones wears his underpants so high when ever he sits down he gives himself a mega wedgie


  • #7308
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 star.chaser
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    den balls is marty morrissey and mary harneys lovechild


  • #7309
    denballs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 denballs
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    star.chaser wrote: »
    den balls is marty morrissey and mary harneys lovechild

    HEY YOU LEAVE MY PARENTS OUT OF THIS:mad:
    HOW DO YOU KNOW ME ANYWAY?:mad:


  • #7310
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 lil'bug
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    denballs thinks he is Morrisey


  • #7311
    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,734 MidlandsM
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    ..only does anal, only.


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  • #7312
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 star.chaser
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    MidlandsM uses veet on the palms of his hands, the soles of his feet and his forehead


  • #7313
    hare05
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,041 hare05
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    star.chaser uses veet on their ass cheeks.


  • #7314
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 Glenster
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    hare05 is a 12 man beatboxing dance posse/troope.

    Ch-ch-check them out every Wednsday at The Coal Face.


  • #7315
    hare05
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,041 hare05
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    Glenster is our agent. He said we'd be in Hollywood by now... :(


  • #7316
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 lil'bug
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    hare05 lives in a the O of the HOLLYWOOD sign


  • #7317
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 sNarah
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    Lil'Bug is representing Ireland tonight at the Eurovision Song Festival, she is one of Niamh's backing vocals! I hope you all tune in tonight to watch her perform!!! Goooooo LilllllleeeBugsie!!!!


  • #7318
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 lil'bug
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    lol i'll be the one sing out of tune
    sNarah once blew a kiss at the pope


  • #7319
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 star.chaser
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    glenster is brendan kilkennys twin brother


  • #7320
    hare05
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,041 hare05
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    star.chaser is the pope.


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  • #7321
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 star.chaser
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    hare05 won the "mushroom picker of the month" award at work recently and got a €1.50 bonus in his paypacket and a "you did it" reward sticker



    sticker_youDidIt.gif


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