Things To Do With A . . .

Give to to me
Give it to Cicero
Give it to myself

An 33rpm record....scratched

Tie them on strings hang outside and let them "clink" in the wind
Hide them inside and play a rousing game of "Find Pretty-in-Pink's housekeys"
paste together a ransom note telling you to deliver cadbury easter eggs to a secret location if you want to see them again.

an easter basket with only a few strands of green plastic grass inside?

write "I Luv U" on it and throw it at your sweetie
frost it up like a cake and laugh when the fork won't go through it
kiss it and tell it your secrets and keep it for-ever.

a canning jar full of buttons

!. Stuff it full of cotton and use it as a mini pillow.
2. Cut it up into thick rubber band and fire them off at folks
3. decorate it with painted macaroni, cut a little window in it use for a picture frame- may need glitter:)

A roll of silvery- gray duct tape;)

1. find two more and glue them on top of each other as a doll house chest of drawers
2. Put a fake spider inside and give them to a friend on April Fool's Day- a real spider might be more fun.
3. line it with tissue and use it to bury dead flies.


an empty small velvet draw string bag - it's red.

1. use it as a fixative for pastel drawings- works better thanthat banana smelling stuff:)
2.spray it in someone who is threatening me eyes (maybe light it on fire first)
3. spray flies it stiffens their little wings:)


a hollowed out cow's horn.

You may be right James.
You forgot to post an item

!. use it to blow bubbles
2, use as lubricant to remove stuck rings
3 ummm... shampoo the carpet?:p


a pack of 6 smokehouse crackers