Things To Do With A . . .

Deki

Used teabags

put them on your eyes to get rid of puffiness

use them to dye cotton-gee, now it looks old and nasty.

layer them like tiny sandbags to build a tiny flood barrier

instruction manual for appliance you no longer own

holly1

Photocopy it.
Read it to a child at bedtime.
Emergancy loo paper.

Paint brush without bristles.

Deki

Paint brush without bristles.

glue a paper plate to it to make a fan

wrap some cotton soaked with lighter fluid around the bristle end light it for a torch

try to spin it on it's handle like a top


a small metal sand pail with picture of a turtle on one side
and whale blowing water on other side

holly1

Put sand in it and use it for an ashtray.
Make sandcastles.
Put it on your head and pretend its a hat.

Five very used,bald tennis balls.

Deki

Five very used,bald tennis balls.

juggle

string them as a "chunky" necklace -decorate them if you wish

use them to make sock puppet mouths- put on a show !

5 foot long neon green guitar cord with short

Matt Holck

like it to taste the chords
use it to keep my pants up
twist it until it works

amplified feedback

staker

post it in the wrong thread

blow out a jeweller's window n rob it

use it to drown out street noise at night -time


wine cork

holly1

Hang it out of a hat.
Use it with a catapult.
Bung up a hole.

Old secented candle wax.

staker

reheat n seal up leaky guttering.

roll it up n chew it

flatten it with a hammer and make jigsaw pieces

dustcap off a wheel valve

Deki

dustcap off a wheel valve

use it as a lucky piece- if you lose it no more luck

sell it as a collector's item at online auction- say it was once owned by someone famous

paint it red and use as the nose for a very tiny clown


a pink over-all flower patterned plastic shower cap

Toasty113

A pink over all flower patterned plastic shower cap

Use it to scare homophobes (if your a guy)
A rather lame shuriken
A parachute for a small cat

A pile of strange dust found in a long abandoned house

Omnomnom

A pile of strange dust found in a long abandoned house.

1.Bring a person back from the dead after finding a spell:pac:
2.Sniff it.
3.Sweep it under the rug so the place looks tidy.

A new fangled fork with 1 prong..

Deki

A new fangled fork with 1 prong..

Poke somebody with it:p

use it to get olives out of jar

tie feathers on and use as dart

a chipped piece of slate that fell off the roof

bogie

Use it as a nipple shell to cure inverted nipples

Use it as a miniature axe

Use it to block mouseholes

A Blonde Bimbo

staker

deflate her and use as a breakfast tray

put her on the mantlepiece and throw darts at her

have her close her mouth and use her as a parachute whilst grabbing her ankles


a rope ladder

joes girls

wrap it around you as your newest fashion trend!

hang it from wall to wall, cheap hammock.

use it as a wind breaker.


an empty cup!!!

Sarky

Fill it with tea.

Fill it with coffee.

Fill it with a different kind of tea.

How about a scratched New Kids On The Block record?

Deki

use it as a frizbee
Cover it in foil and toss it in air- take picture- attempt to sell "UFO" pic to media (could glue bubble gum cap on as cockpit)
throw it as hard as you can at wall- read the shattered remains like tea-leaves to tell fortune.

empty CD holder

Matt Holck

but lens and build ab optical train




trembling silence

PFJSplitter

Swim in a sea of trembling silence

Drink Bacardi & Lemonade in the trembling silence

Join Maxwell Smart in the cone of trembling silence


Snow

loalae

Eat it

Make a snow man

Throw snow balls

Fire?

ludichris

FIRE

light dynamite fuse
through water on it
make dolphin jump through a hoop of it

burnt out light bulb

Cicero

Recycle it

Keep it untill you get an idea and then stick it on your head

Put it back in the press, forget about it, and when the new lightbulb blows, go to the press, take out the original blown light bulb, put it into the lamp, and when you find it doesn't light, say...hmmmm,.... scratch your head, ....and say it must be the plug fuse as this is a new bulb


A packet of stale crisps

joes girls

give them to someone.

put under the grill and toast them.

stick them in a bowl, for potpourri.


A belt!

PFJSplitter

Enjoy a belt of favourite EtOH

Belt out a song

Apply a belt to the backside of an unruly person


A pet frog?

joes girls

stick a straw in him and blow hard.

stick a thierry henry name tag on him.

you can use them as money in cork.


a corkman!

NoQuarter

Point at him.

Laugh at him.

Point and laugh at him.


Gonorrhea

Deki

rather nasty but..
Get it cured

Suffer

Pass it along:eek:



a old mouse trap

PFJSplitter

Toss it...

Build a better one...

Ship it back to Milton-Bradley


Ice cold beer...

Deki

Rub can on forehead to cool off

Bring it to a picnic- share

Drink until it's gone- get more drink until you're gone.

a pair of lenseless glasses