Things To Do With A . . .

padocon

A capo:
Clip it
Tie it
Fret it

A clock

Deki

padocon wrote: »

A clock

toss it out window

wind it


take it apart to see what made it work


cement block

KnifeWRENCH

Cement block:

Attach it to a one legged mafioso so that he may sleep wit da fishes
Hurl it through the window of someone you don't like
Draw a shamrock on it to sell to a gullible tourist


Rick Astley's autograph

Ivona Tinkle

Rick Astleys autograph

frame it
Sell it on Ebay
Wipe yer bum with it

Mouldy Bread

Deki

Mouldy Bread


feed it to a duck you don't like
keep it an watch the mold grow and see the pretty colors
make penicillin


used Q-tip

axiom32

melt one end and attach a pin use as blow dart trhu bic biro

get him back in the studio to record some more with the lads

use as a baton for a really small cheerleader


steven segal memoirs

Deki

steven segal memoirs

light the grill with them

stuff up that hole the wind always comes in

make a fleet of paper boats and sail them down the river ( you can keep one for a little paper admirals hat)

hockey mask

Sarky

Uses for a hockey mask:

A colander for straining the water off that freshly-washed lettuce.
A stencil for spraypainting freckles onto your face.
A creepy lampshade.

Leftover carpet-cuttings?

Deki

Leftover carpet-cuttings?

cut into strips and put on some double sided tape- sell to bald men or women as instant mohawks

stitch up into a retro sixties vest

cover your car with them to avoid those parking lot dings

a picture of your ex

paddymc1

Sarky wrote: »

Uses for a hockey mask:

A colander for straining the water off that freshly-washed lettuce.
A stencil for spraypainting freckles onto your face.
A creepy lampshade.

Leftover carpet-cuttings?

Door mat for when you step inside to wipe your feet.
Replace old bit for the Dog kennel.
Bin it.


Eggs

Deki

Eggs

boil and color them
have an egg fight
blow the inside out and glue french hoop onto shells and wear as earrings

old starwars figures that have somehow lost their little heads

paddymc1

Deki wrote: »

Leftover carpet-cuttings?

cut into strips and put on some double sided tape- sell to bald men or women as instant mohawks

stitch up into a retro sixties vest

cover your car with them to avoid those parking lot dings

a picture of your ex

Shred it.
Burn it.
Depending on picture? Send it to all...

padocon

Deki wrote: »

Eggs

boil and color them
have an egg fight
blow the inside out and glue french hoop onto shells and wear as earrings

old starwars figures that have somehow lost their little heads

Glue on heads of all the presidents of America.
Bin them buy new ones!
Sell them a collectors items, with out heads!

An American flag

holly1

Fly it.
Fold it.
Wash it.

Banana.

padocon

Peel it
Eat it
Bin it

I hope you weren't thinking any different

A broken light bulb...

holly1

Feed the bits to the birds.
Stick bits together.
put salt on it.

Burnt toast

Deki

Burnt toast

Scrape off the burntparts and eat it anyway

give it to the dog- it's good for the stomach

frame it against some gingham background and claim it's art


a bent nail

holly1

Use it for a coat hook.
Straighten it.
stick it through your nose.

sour milk

Deki

sour milk

paint some outdoor flower pots with it so they'll grow moss

have someone else taste it then say "well, what do you think?"

pour it down the drain


a empty yogurt cup

holly1

Get another one,put string through them and you have a phone.
Sow a seed in it.
Paint it.

Lumpy cold porridge.

colrow

Use it to mend a leaky radiator
Use it in a effed gearbox
Use it as a poultice
Put it in nifs pants

Zylophone

Deki

Lumpy cold porridge.

mix in blender with some mayo and use for facial

smear on someone's face and dab on some red food color and use as special effect in zombie movie

toss it outside-something:eek: will eat it

empty dish detergent bottle

Deki

Zylophone

play it -constantly the neighbors will love you

use it as a sofa table

turn on side and use as ladder for the very tiny man who lives under the floor

now try: empty dish soap bottle

padocon

Reuse
Recycle
Or Litter it!

<edit> A tin of red paint!

holly1

Paint the town red.
Paint your walls red.
Paint your big toe red.

Bottle of corked wine.

Deki

Bottle of corked wine.

uncork and drink
save for later
give it away

skeleton key

padocon

Skeleton Key??

holly1

Deki wrote: »

Bottle of corked wine.

uncork and drink
save for later
give it away

skeleton key

Open your neighbours door.
Open your daughters diary!!
Open the bank vault.

A bucket of manure.

twinkle77

padocon wrote: »

Skeleton Key??

give it back to the skeleton

break in somewhere

add it to all the other keys you dont know what they are for

a whoopie cushon

Deki

A bucket of manure.

make manure tea and fertilize the tomatoes

put some in paper bag put on porch of mean old lady/man in neighborhood ; set on fire
ring bell and run

throw at people you don't know


deck of only 50 playing cards