Things To Do With A . . .

Deki

lick it

tie ribbon around it and use to decorate giant christmas tree

use as a colorful J


empty cello dispenser

PFJSplitter

Refill it...

Burn it in the fireplace...

Return it to Elmer Bernstein...


Rib bone

Deki

use to play xylophone

polish and bleach it tie it up at end of string and use as mobile

grind it up for giant of beanstalk fame's bread


empty tic tac holder

Spastafarian

Stash box.
Prison for assorted insects.
Hold tic taks.

Left male nipple.

Deki

Clean it -blow it up-paint stripe on it and use for kick ball

Fill with hot water and use as heat pack

Sew straps on and use as hand bag

one red quilted glove (with zipper)

Meemars

One red quilted glove (with zipper)

Affect Jacko-like single-glove-wearing habit
Match it with it's partner and wear as a pair (novel, I know!)
Wear it with a mismatch and affect eccentricity.

Can of Compressed Air

Deki

use as "wind" to blow your toy boats about in the bath
put in hamsters mouth, use to inflate, tie string to his little leg
put nozzle into ant hill, blow apart.

last years calendar

PFJSplitter

Hang in the bathroom and use it for toilet paper...

Use for kindling...

Cut out the letters you need for your ransom note...


An oily banana

joes girls

clean it!

rub it on your frying pan!

use it as a firelighter!


Old phone!!!!

James T Kirk

eat it, shag it, donate it to charity

empty cigarette box

joes girls

use it to keep dead flies in!

collect them and make a dolls house out of them!

put money in it!


A pipe!!!!

Iron Hide

smoke it
bash someone
stick it in a can a drink thru it....

Headphones

Deki

listen to music not disturbing others
hook them up backwards and use as mic
knit fuzzy covers for them and keep your ears warm.

orange peels- ( i'm eating the good part)

joes girls

use them to strangle you!

tap them on your head one at a time, chinese earphone torture!

share them!


A sticky!!!

staker

hang a picture
do a magic trick
hunt sheepy

moustache

Deki

trim it
shave off half for a "new look"
grow it really long and curl the ends with wax -twiddle with it and Ssy" Wha-HA! HA!"
while raising one eyebrow.

a stapler that does't staple

BluesBerry

Pretend your Captain Kirk with communicator and get scotty to beam you up

Use it as a fly swatter

Carefully place it on top of an ajar door so when the next person to open it will get a surprise *WARNING* do not attempt to open said door yourself*



A Pine Tree Car Airfreshner (green)

Meemars

Use it for woodland scenery for your hornby train setup.

A cast for a mould for a christmas cookie cutter.

Give it to a taxi driver for his car, no one else uses the stinky things.


Dead houseplant

joes girls

give it as a christmas gift.

dry out the leaves and smoke it.

paint it green .......it's alive again!



A snowball. .........have to be fast, it's melting!!!

Cicero

Put it in the fridge, freeze it, then use it as icecubes in Rum & Coke
Make a mini snowman out of it
Throw it at JG:D

A Rainbow

Deki

Put one end in lake and use as giant water slide
Use it as a bridge
turn it upside down and use as giant rocker

little gray cloud

James T Kirk

Sit on it, stand under it with a bar of soap and hope it rains, use as a pillow.

The number '68'.

Deki

1. shove it into that gap between 67 and 69
~~2. have it printed up on a football jersey
~~3. slap it onto an interstate sign and use it to get from
Morgantown to Hancock:p

a box of rocks

James T Kirk

Shake them and dance like an Indian, throw them at politicians, cover them in chocolate and give as cakes to people you hate.

Old pair of Y-fronts

Deki

1. Use as dust mitt
2. put them on a large yellow sponge ,attach google eyes,and some rope arms and legs give as sponge bob cuddle toy
3.glue on some colorful shiney spots and wear as New Years Hat- remember to compliment headgear with your matching whiz-tickler.

a leaky sand (or something) filled 5 lb hand weight?

James T Kirk

Ha ha!

Drop it from a height on Tiger Woods' head, sprinkle sand around the bath and pretend I'm at the beach, pour the sand down my trousers to see what it feels like.

The Complete Works of William Shakespeare

Deki

1.leave it laying on coffee table so visitors will think better of my reading tastes.
2. use it to prpo the door open
3.use it as step stool to get into the overhead cupboards
(probably I would read it)

A broken back scratcher
(only one finger broken but tends to cut now instead of scratch:()

James T Kirk

Poor Shakey But yeah, yer right.

Use the scratcher to catch spiders, comb my hair, or reach for the remote.

A bicycle pump

Deki

1. um... pump up things?
2. tie feathers to the nozzle end and pump it to make cat jump in air
3. stand behind someone and simultaneouly pump and make sneezing sound- say sorry.
(of course i'd have to wedge it open some how first)

a ticking wind up kitchen timer

James T Kirk

1. Put it in yer luggage on a flight, watch the ensuing hilarity.

2. Turn it all they way up, hold breath.

3. Use as alarm clock for < 2hr snoozes.

A false beard