Things To Do With A . . .

joes girls

wear them and think you can hide your indentity like superman!

use them to keep your hair out of your eyes!

use them as a bookmark!


an out of date coupon!

Deki

fold it into a little paper plane and let fly

use it to make rolled paper beads

shred and recycle it


empty gallon-sized plastic milk jug

NoQuarter

Float it in your bath pretending its a ship.

Play queens "we will rock you" on it.

save 1 cent coins in it.




a hair clip

useurename

instrument to pick ure nose,instrument to clean out the wax in the ears,get an elastic band and use it as a deadly weapon. unused shop units

homah_7ft

use as a shop unit

fill with gloves (the right hand only)


a place to read your magazines.



radio controlled car

joes girls

Use it for my coffee!

to drive to the shop!

to make the dinner!


polo mints(theone with the hole)

homah_7ft

use it as the hood ornament for a vw polo

use it to rescue someone from flood water

use it to end the word halo


the mule from buckeroo

Deki

use as hoop for mini toss game

use as wheel on toy car

eat it

non working remote

KnifeWRENCH

Bash someone on the head with it.
Throw it to chase away the big birds who eat the food left out for the little birds.
Melt it down, cover it with glitter and call it post modern art.

A broken cricket bat.

Deki

use to stake vampire

start fire with it

frame it

tape from broken vhs recording

homah_7ft

use it to swat away the big birds who eat the food left out for the little birds

hit half a cricket ball

use it to point while dramatically arguing




a tv now from august 2008

joes girls

roll it up and hit you on the head with it!

use it to cover your face!

leave it out for you to read, and get confused over who was on the x-factor tonight!


the last flame of a candle!!!

homah_7ft

to read the tv now

to play a game of dare

to recreate a scene from a scary film :eek:


an empty matchbox

Little Acorn

homah_7ft wrote: »

to read the tv now

to play a game of dare

to recreate a scene from a scary film :eek:


an empty matchbox

Empty Matchbox

Make furniture for a doll's house

Put your used chewing gum in,until you find a bin to dump it.

An emergency ashtray

COKE BOTTLE

homah_7ft

make a canoe for a mouse

use it to put out a fire

add in vodka and think of more uses




tyre

Deki

make a swing

roll it down a hill

fill it with dirt,plant flowers in it

a mylar balloon with picture of Superman on it that has lost it's helium

Little Acorn

That's very specific!! ^^^:D

I'm not sure,maybe:

.Get it refilled with helium
.Cut out the superman and use some pritt-stik to glue it to a cover of a child's scrapbook collection of action hero stickers.
.Dump it and buy a new one?:)

Ribbon

homah_7ft

tie it round a young chesnut tree

use it to decide who lives and who dies

rhythmic jogging




plaster cast

joes girls

eat dinner out of it!

use it as a basin!

fill it with ice for my yanjing!


a snack pack!!!

homah_7ft

I suppose a hat is the first thing that would come to mind

A booby trap for someone who isn't looking where they are walking

Making sure that you have a good hangover


earphones

joes girls

use them to strangle you!

tap them on your head one at a time, chinese earphone torture!

share them!


salt and pepper!

homah_7ft

pour them out like you are playing maracas

make them into two piles and then close your eyes and guess which one is which by taste

and of course the classic salt and pepper fight. Always go for the eyes first


a curtain rail

joes girls

EH ...hang curtains off it!


hang curtains that are too heavy and watch it fall down!


use it to poke the fire from across the room!!!


kettle!!!

homah_7ft

watch it

use it as a prize (perhaps for the best cabbage competition)

wonder if it was ever in the big brother house


half a shoelace

Little Acorn

Cut your shoe in half to lace it.

Use it to swat flies/poke insects away with

Tie someone else's feet together to make them trip.

Nail clippings

Deki

burn them in voodoo ceremony

scatter them to the four winds

paint them gold and put them in a specimen bottlewith some oil and tell everyone they're gold nuggets

a dried up permanent marker

Cicero

stick it in a bowl of water and re-hydrate it

sell it on ebay as a collectors item

use it as a pointing device


A broken TV set

PFJSplitter

Put him in therapy to restore his self-esteem...

Have her gender reassigned...

Get them new wardrobes...


Fresh giggle berries

Deki

Squash them

run them thru the juicer

put them in the blender with ice cream


rusty grater

PFJSplitter

Groom long, flowing hair of any colour...

Use with moldy green fromunda cheese...

Scratch ornery people and hope they contract lockjaw...


Jumbo candy cane