Things To Do With A . . .

Bonavox

So basically, you name THREE things you can do with an item the previous poster posted.

Example:

Poster 1: Blank sheet of paper

Poster 2: Make a paper airplane
Draw a picture
Write a letter

Poster 2s chosen object goes here for the next person.
I'll start:

A football

we'llallhavetea_old

Bounce it, throw it, spin it on your finger! Elastic band.

orestes

Football:

1. Do keepie-uppies
2. Annoy that old wagon on your street (every street has one) by constantly kicking it into her garden and going to get it
3. Break windows and blame it on someone else

A squirrel

Bonavox

Elastic Band:

Make a pony tale
Fling it at someone
Add it to your collection of elastic bands :rolleyes:;)

A Squirrel

Chase it in a small room
Grab it by its tail
Make a Sunday roast

A Microphone

we'llallhavetea_old

Club someone over the head with it, use it to tell people they're fuppin grassholes, poke little people with it. vaseline

Bonavox

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

Club someone over the head with it, use it to tell people they're fuppin grassholes, poke little people with it. vaseline

Vaseline:

Use it as genital lubricant (hehe )
Clean your nose with it
Pour it into a cooked chicken and serve the chicken for dinner

An empty DVD case

Deki

what's your item ?

Bonavox

Deki wrote: »

what's your item ?

Sorry, its up now.

Deki

vflhp wrote: »

An empty DVD case

glue pictures in it an use as photo frame.

use it to prop open the window.

use it for a frizbee


an empty ink cartridge

Bonavox

Deki wrote: »

glue pictures in it an use as photo frame.

use it to prop open the window.

use it for a frizbee


an empty ink cartridge

An Empty Ink Cartridge

Refill it
Throw it out the window whilst howling "Recession!"
Put it in a box of Corn Flakes and tell a family member theres a "toy" in the box.

A ton of feathers

karlog

A ton of feathers

Use them to fill a few pillows
jump on them
Tar someone and throw it over them:D

A dishwasher tablet

we'llallhavetea_old

Make wings and fly. Cover the family dog in vaseline and roll them in them. Strip and jump into them. Toenail clippings.

Deki

A ton of feathers

go into bussiness of making feather ticks

open feather weaving salon for bald chickens

spray children with glue and have them roll in feathers -instant halloween costumes !

an out of ink click- button ball point pen

holly1

out of ink click-button ball point pen.

1,make holes in a post card.
2,throw it at the cat.
3,clean out your ears.
Phone battery (used)

Matt Holck

switch it leave it charge it

honey

holly1

Honey.

1.Spread it on toast.
2.Spread it on your body.
3.Spread it on the cat.
Ashtray full of butts and ashes.

colrow

1 Keep it under my pillow to remind me of JG's
2 Bottle it, and sell it as scent to spray to make pubs smell like they used to.
3 Ram it down wolfies throat


A Silage Spike

kerash

Cut your hair
Make a cuppa
Kill kill kill

Magpie

holly1

A Silage Spike.
1.Spike the silage.
2.Stick it in your foot.
3.Throw it away.

A bunch of dead flowers.

colrow

A bunch of dead flowers

1 Ram em down the ex's throat
2 Use as a funeral pyre for the ex
3 Make her a dead flower ratatouulie

Anger

kerash

Magpie? helllllooooooooooooo people

colrow

Magpie
1 Shoot it
2 Trap it
3 Poison it

Rat

Deki

RAT
trap it
make it run little mazes -see if it can improve its time
turn it loose in a lunchroom

Anger

hold onto it and let it fester
let it bubble over in rude hateful little speeches
take up a sport where you can pummel something/one and set it free

just one shoe

holly1

you forgot something Deki????

Smart Bug

One shoe:
1. wear it
2. throw it at George Dubbya
3. sell it to a one legged man

An anus.

holly1

Wipe it.
sit on it.
do a mooner with it.

Wheelie bin.

KnifeWRENCH

Wheelie Bin:

Live in it
Push someone around in it
Throw it at passing dignataries

A cactus

padocon

Water it, feed it, watch it grow.

Red Bull

Deki

Red Bull
drink it
analyze it to find out chemical makeup
share it- watch everyone sprout wings

scratched CD

Bonavox

Deki wrote: »

Red Bull
drink it
analyze it to find out chemical makeup
share it- watch everyone sprout wings

scratched CD

Scratched CD

Use it as a frisbee
Lick It
Pretend you have scars by looking at your reflection through the scratches

A soiled piece of toilet paper

itsallaboutheL

vflhp wrote: »

Scratched CD

Use it as a frisbee
Lick It
Pretend you have scars by looking at your reflection through the scratches

A soiled piece of toilet paper

flush it
re-use it
eat it...recession and all

A Capo