Things To Do With A . . .

James T Kirk

1. Put down trousers, see what it feels like. :pac:

2. Photograph it (for no particular reason whatsoever).

3. Leave it in the dust also.

The Bible...

Deki

1. Put it on the mantle - dust it every other day
2. Use it to press flowers and to keep papers I don't want to lose
3. Read it.

photographs of people you don't know and can't remember how you ended up with them?

James T Kirk

1. Post them on Boards.

2. Photograph the photographs, stroke beard (false beard in your case, Deki ) and waffle about 'simulacra'.

3. Look at them blankly whilst eating a huge sandwich.

A grenade...

Deki

1 call the bomb squad - this could be fun
2 sell it on ebay
3 toss it


empty aquarium

James T Kirk

1. Put down trousers, see what it feels like.

2. Put photographs of fish in, stroke beard, talk about simulacra...

3. Put on head, photograph head in tank, think things.

A sandwich, tied to a piece of string.

Deki

1 swing it around head really fast till the string hums - let fly - see how much distance you can get
2 tie around waist to make a fashion statement
3. dangle in front of hungry person

empty wrapping paper tubes

James T Kirk

1. Put down trousers, see what it feels like.

2. Look through them, see stuff.

3. Roll marbles down them, see what happens.

A bottle of gin...

Deki

1. mix with pineapple juice and orange juice and crushed ice put in tall frosty glass and put pineapple chunk on side and teeny paper umbrella - sit back. sip. pretend it's summer
2.see what it tastes like in apple juice
3.Put down James' trousers so he can see what it feels like:p:D:P

a busted guitar string (sorry)

James T Kirk

Ha ha! Touché...

Ya forgot to do a thing, Deki.

Do a thing!

Deki

I edited it-sorry

James T Kirk

1. Play a tune that no one will ever hear.

2. Fix it, wow the world.

3. Blame someone else for breaking it.

A Russian oligarch with more wallet than sense...

Deki

1 get him to invest in my new latest venture
2 sell him all my artwork
3 kiss him and his wallet goodbye

a potato chip clip

James T Kirk

Not sure what that is...

But I will definitately put it down my trousers to see what it feels like...

Three times.

Yesterday's news...

Deki

(Aw it's a clip to hold chip bags closed- got a spring clip on it-might not be ideal thing to drop down trousers:p)
1. keep it for reference
2. share with someone hasn't heard
3.trash it - can't live in the past- move on;)



snow shovel with wobbley (nearly falling off) scoop part

James T Kirk

Hmm... Bit cold for dropping down the old trousers...

1. Fcuk it! Down it goes!

2. Eat dinner off it, if too lazy to do the washing up.

3. Melt it down, make exactly the same thing out of the molten metal (shovel-head?), bemoan the futility of everything.

Nelson Mandela...

Deki

1. take him clubbing
2. get him to tell me his life story so i can write and sell it
3.offer him a seat

empty egg carton

James T Kirk

1. Put new eggs in it.

2. Smoke it.

3. Put mice in it, send them out to sea, write an account of their ordeal when they come back.

Elvis

Matt Holck

tune string
immortalize
ultrasonic hearing

ice cream

Deki

1. Live him alone:eek:
2. find that Mickey Dees in Detroit where he works and ask if he'll sing "Hunk of Burning Love" while you dine on quarter pounder.;)
3. Arrange the "come back" tour - Should make money hand over fist:D


box of stale rice crispies

Deki

Matt Holck wrote: »

tune string
immortalize
ultrasonic hearing

ice cream

1. eat it before it melts
2. freeze hard dip in batter and Quick deep fat fry it
3. use instead of snowballs -knock the mailmans hat off- hide.:P

Matt Holck

Deki wrote: »

box of stale rice crispies

mix with ice cream
make tuna surprise
sprinkle on floors to hear intruders


agricultural research

Deki

1. use to grow giant veggies
2. share with the world
3. write it up in a book and keep it for future generations to build on...

lead pipe

James T Kirk

1. Fashion a flute from it.

2. Mug someone with it.

3. Lick it.

A tankard of ale and a hen's leg...

Deki

1. fry the hens leg- drink the ale
2. bury the hens leg- drink the ale
3. feed the he's leg to the cat (if i had a cat) - drink the ale:)

a ball of red yarn

James T Kirk

1. Give to mother.

2. Or cat (if I had a cat...)

3. Balance on head, look 'stoopid'.

A one-way ticket to Afghanistan...

Deki

1 trade it in for a pack of gum'
2. see if it's refundable
3. tear into tiny pieces and let them fly into the windy winter sky.

a "collectors" album still in original unbroken plastic wrapper

James T Kirk

1. Play the damn thing.

2. Unless it's Beyonce, then smash it.

3. Or sell it to the highest bidder.

A photograph of John Wayne...

Deki

1. put it in a box
2. forget about it
3. give to my brother

seeds found in an old folded envelope

Matt Holck

evoke John Wayne in Others
pull John Wayne back into the third dimension
start the next "Chuck Norris/ the most interesting man in the universe fad"

a pitcher of June wine

homah_7ft

Drink june wine while watching nuacht.
Use june wine to strip 20 year old paint while nuacht is on in the background.
Leave june wine turn to vinegar to put on chips to eat in front of nuacht.


An am/pm alarm clock.