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  • #5162
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    JGs wants to pick it


  • #5163
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Cdfm trys to lick it!!!


  • #5164
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls has just eaten it :eek:


  • #5165
    del88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    joes girls trys to kick it


  • #5166
    del88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    dame i was to slow...


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  • #5167
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    dell88 is disapointed that he missed that tasty morsel


  • #5168
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    waits til his boss looks at his watch and then asks him the time.


  • #5169
    del88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    homah-7ft rues the day he mocked del's missed opportunity......


  • #5170
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    dell88 chomps on frozen vegetarian lasagne and feels cheated


  • #5171
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm stays up late every night, only to watch water rats, on RTE!!!


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  • #5172
    del88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    joes girls been seen recently hanging around mc donadals trying to convert people to the joys of the whopper....


  • #5173
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    invented spam


  • #5174
    del88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    ate spam for christmas dinner


  • #5175
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Warrant out for horse sex accused DelBoy88

    An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court.

    DelBoy88, is charged with buggery of a donkey between February and April 1999 and buggery with a horse in March 2004.

    He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.

    He was due to appear at Court earlier for a plea and case management hearing.

    DelBoy88 did not attend court and it was heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.

    The Judge issued a bench warrant for his arrest.


  • #5176
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow has just set up a dating website for women to find their perfect partner called www.colrow.com which claims 100% satisfaction guaranteed, mysteriousley after taking part in exhaustive and rigourous compatability tests every womans perfect partner is always Colrow.


  • #5177
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    cdfm is a fictional character set up by a group of comediens to practice telling jokes....they have recently disbanded because they weren't very good but one person, interestingly also called CDfm, has maintained the account and is still posting his efforts in the baseless lie thread...he has had many awards from other fictional characters, especially Joes Girls, who is maintained operated by the TCN publicity department, and who is building his cicersnow today:)


  • #5178
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Cicero logged in on the way out the door to school this morning.

    Cicero's mam-*Cicero!! get out the door and into the car if you know what's good for you*:mad:
    *And come off your sister's back, a bit of ice won't hurt you*


  • #5179
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    It was Stakers first day back at school today and he is very sad. On the way to school his long term girlfriend broke up with him as she felt kind of weird dating her teacher.


  • #5180
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    cdfm fitted special snow tyres to his car last night....but when he got up this morning though, he found that they had all melted, so he had to put the original tyres back on


  • #5181
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero went to a lot of trouble to melt my snow tyres this morning but in the process melted his own snow shoes and snow suit. His extremities should recover from frost bite in a week or so but Dr JGs has yet to assess whether or not there is nerve damage.


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  • #5182
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm is the love child of colrow, but he never found out who is mam is!!!


  • #5183
    del88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    joes girls is the mam.....!!!


  • #5184
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    del88 wonders why with all this love in the world he gets none. Well dell88 your prayers are answered click here and you may be surprised www.joesgirls.com


  • #5185
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    CDfm has long hair down to hir knees.


  • #5186
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Thaed has decided to become a green activist and do her bit to save the Planet. Coming soon is the Thaedydal Campaign Against Women Drivers -and to kick it off she burned her drivers licence outside the GPO today. Commenting on TV3 she said less cars mean less polution , she went on to say "Its not the women drivers I blame, but the men that give them the cars"


  • #5187
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm wrote: »
    del88 wonders why with all this love in the world he gets none. Well dell88 your prayers are answered click here and you may be surprised www.joesgirls.com

    rotflmao i clicked on that link and the government here has banned it, must be good !!!!


  • #5188
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow wrote: »
    rotflmao i clicked on that link and the government here has banned it, must be good !!!!

    Its bad. JGs has us all fooled and then theres the website:p


  • #5189
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    cdfm made snow cars today and fitted them with special snow tyres.....they were last seen on the M50 driving at speeds in excess of 120km


  • #5190
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Cicero inhales spaghetti through his nose.

    SNNNNNnnnnooOOOrrrRRRttt!


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  • #5191
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    amalgam has stopped shaving his face as he has just reaslised that he is in fact female


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