Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

CDfm

niceirishfella likes to believe that Anne Doyle reads the news just for him.

colrow

cdfm watches the news naked cos he thinks ann doyle is looking just at him

Cicero

colrow doesn't understand what news is......he thinks it's a TV series and is waiting for them to bring back Elvis as he really liked that character..

RHunce

cicero was the name of the slow class in my school in first year, it applies to you too

Luno

RHunce wishes to have ginger hair so that someday he can say his name is Fry and that he likes kippers

CUCINA

M&S* won't join a gym because Ben Dunne is involved in that industry.

Cicero

made EUR40K last year marketing Dunne's Gyms on discussion websites

fozzle

..has fantasies where his army of goldfish take over the world, and all must worship him while wearing cargo pants on their heads.

Cicero

has a memory of a goldfish so will probably post the same baseless lie when logs back on

fozzle

..has fantasies where his army of goldfish take over the world, and all must worship him while wearing cargo pants on their heads.





*edit* you lose! clearly not a baseless lie at all!!! Where's the ban hammer? Sarky! Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarkyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

Nevyn

Shaved off all her hair as she is such a fan of Sínead O'Conner just before the snow started.

fozzle

Is really 15feet tall and yellow. And bald.

Nevyn

Is treally a collection gnomes on silts.

fozzle

Fears gnomes.

pjmn

Fozzle was born in 1918 not 1981 as she claims....

fozzle

knows because he was there.

Cicero

class squeel...even though aged 30

Nevyn

pjmn is her father

joes girls

Has logged on to get a thrill from her laptop heating her knees!!!

Cicero

uses cheap Brandy when making French coffees for her friends...keeps the good stuff for herself

CDfm

Cicero has parted company with Take That as their Promotions Manager. A statement from the band says that his concept for the homosexual market " Take That and Shove it up your Ass" was not appropriate for that paticular demographic.

niceirishfella

............ has a frozen water tank in his attic but he's happy enough as his anal passage is nice and warm.

Sarky

Sarky wrote: »

If none of you can think of anything better than insults based on sexual deviancy I'll move this thread to the Thunderdome where you're making it belong.

This is really the last time I'm going to bother drawing attention to that warning.

niceirishfella models his bedroom on the works of Escher to more easily explain why he wakes up on the ceiling.

CUCINA

Sarky is frustrated because if his name had been a bit longer, he might have been leader of France and he would have been able to wear shoes with extra high heels.

homah_7ft

Makes tin foil egg cups to hold the boiled wren eggs that they illegally enjoy every morning.

pretty-in-pink

rought down the economy

fozzle

really prefers Bubbles, but is too embarressed to admit it.

Capt'n Midnight

Is forever blowing bubbles.

staker

Fancies Gianfranco Zola

CDfm

Staker prefers the writings of Cecilia Ahern to Emile Zola