Things To Do With A . . .

joes girls · 12-12-2009 04:38AM

to help keep my toes warm.

to pad out my bra.

put it on as extra protection in the attic!

a banana peel.

larchielads · 12-12-2009 04:45AM

banana peel

while driving throw it out the window pretending your in the mario kart game

put it on your brothers head and call him skin head

stategically place it on the floor to watch your granny fall and break her hip

a glass hammer

Deki · 13-12-2009 03:43AM

hang it in the window as a sunctcher

use for paperweight

use as prism and watch the pretty colors

a small jar of red paint

James T Kirk · 16-12-2009 06:34PM

Use as fake blood, paint the town, pour down trousers to see what it feels like (always a good one)

Tiger Woods' golf clubs

Deki · 16-12-2009 10:32PM

pull back,swing,let fly into ocean.
get endorsement from Mrs. Woods and sale as handy attack weapons.
Back the car over them, pull up, try again..

one square wooden baby block
(careful James- you'll do yourself an injury:rolleyes:)

Meemars · 17-12-2009 12:15PM

Make indents on each face to make a dice (die?)
Cut into 26 smaller cubes, paint sides to make a rubiks cube.
Keep it in your pocket and bring it out to kick along the street as you wander.

Handbell with no clapper.

James T Kirk · 18-12-2009 07:46PM

1. Immediately put down trousers to see what it feels like.

2. Drink beer from it.

3. Make friends with it.

A false leg...

Deki · 18-12-2009 10:22PM

1. keep in closet tucked in so just to see bottom half and ask some to get your coat (would be better if you had two)
2. arrange under car tire, drip some red paint around- this would be really good in snow.
3. make into a lovely lamp. put in front window so all those on the street can admire it.

practice amp that no longer works but has all the dials

joes girls · 18-12-2009 11:32PM

To put my coffee on!
Pull everything out fromm inside it and use it as a box for all boxy things!
Use it as a stool, for a small bum!

A bell that dont dong anymore!

Deki · 19-12-2009 12:00AM

1. install a new dinger
2. tie ball and string on, catch the ball in the cup
3. slam over spider and slide cardboard under, release spider outdoors

one domino

homah_7ft · 19-12-2009 01:49AM

Use it to fidget with and annoy the hell out of someone.
Fling it across the room at someone who is falling asleep.
Wrap it up as a christmas present for a person who says, it's the thought that counts.

A pillow case.

staker · 20-12-2009 12:23AM

use it to ground digestive biscuits for a cheesecake
siphon a badly opened bottle of red wine
use it as a blindfold when kidnapping a rhino

a leaky wellington

Deki · 20-12-2009 12:35AM

1,Fill it with dirt and plant a geranium in it
2,attach it to a lever and pulley system and use it to kick yourself when you know you need a swift kick... why bother others...
3. Put it on the wooden leg (see above:rolleyes:) to give more realism to leg in closet stunt.

empty cardboard tube from paper towels

Matt Holck · 20-12-2009 08:23AM

wave it in the wind till it hums
roll marbles down it
fill it with corn, seal the ends and shake it

a plastic milk crate

James T Kirk · 20-12-2009 08:04PM

Put down trous

Sit on it and ponder, like that sculpture The Thinker.

Stick it in a gallery, call it modern art, make millions.

Put little wheels on it, attach rocket at rear, go places in it.

joes girls · 21-12-2009 11:12PM

ok you left nothing to play with, so i will play you!!!

3 things to do with a james t kirk!

make him stand with his arm out, hang coats on him!

Put a star on his head, hang a few balls and lights for a lovely christmas tree!

rent him out, and hope to make loads of money(but he's no Chewbacca:))

A flashy snowman that does not flash anymore!!!

Cicero · 22-12-2009 07:04AM

put him on ure (lovely) Christmas tree with a fairy light stuck up his arse
put him on top of a very big iced christmas cake
send him to a snowman psychologist who might be able to get his flashy bits working again

a ton of rotten fish heads

Deki · 22-12-2009 07:16AM

feed an army of cats
plant one with each grain of corn
turn into rotten fish slurry and fertilize the yard

a tiny two-headed plastic dragon

Cicero · 22-12-2009 08:19AM

chop one of his heads off and market him as a normal dragon
feed him some fish heads so he is not quite as tiny as he is currently
set fire to one of his heads so it looks like his other head is breathing fire

A partridge in a pear tree

Deki · 23-12-2009 01:04AM

Give it to my "true love" on first day of Christmas
Plant the pear tree in my yard- let the partridge fly free
Eat the pears and the partridge

2 turtledoves?

Cicero · 23-12-2009 09:09AM

Give it to my "true love" on 2nd day of Christmas:p
Try them as an alternative to Roast Turkey on Christmas day,
Keep them as backing singers for a rock band when you need a Coo Coo sound like as in Rolling Stones 'Sympathy for the Devil'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpNoniDH6IY

3 French Hens????:D

Deki · 24-12-2009 04:02AM

1. collect and sell french hen eggs
2. teach them to cluck in english
3. kill, clean, cook and serve with mashed potatoes and gravy

set of 4 hi lite markers (pink, yellow, green & blue)

Cicero · 24-12-2009 12:52PM

1. Do as everyone else does- select the yellow one and discard the rest
2. Paint your clothes with them so people can see you in the dark or at nighttime
3. Use them to highlight key words on your computer screen

The Five Senses

Deki · 24-12-2009 02:40PM

1. use smell, sight and taste to sample all the luscious Christmas goodies
2.Use hearing to listen to christmas carols, greetings from friends neighbors and strangers
3. Use the feeling one to touch someone you love - or just bring cheer. Hugs and kisses to everyone.

a old vcr remote that refuses to move from channel to channel

James T Kirk · 26-12-2009 03:47AM

1. Bang it off knees in vain attempt to make it work.

2. Curse a blue streak at it.

3. Tell it that you're getting a DVD player tomorrow, and its days are numbered.

A leaf from a tree...

Deki · 26-12-2009 04:02AM

1. iron it in between sheets of wax paper keep forever
2.use as greenery in bouquet
3.use super glue to glue it back onto tree, count the days it stays there

bag of multi-colored rubber bands?

James T Kirk · 26-12-2009 04:11AM

1. Put them all 'round my wrist for blood pressure check.

2. Make a trampoline for fleas.

3. Make a picture, using pins.

A motorcycle helmet...

Deki · 26-12-2009 04:23AM

1. (is it pretty?) Flag down someone with motorcycle and use it.
2. paint dragons on sides and flames on back
3. fasten strap and turn upside down-use as a basket

casing from fired bullet

James T Kirk · 26-12-2009 05:09AM

1. Get down on my hunkers, adjust sunglasses dramatically, sniff casing like a CSI detective, look cool.

2. Grow a tiny tree from it.

3. Pour milk in it, leave out for mini cat.

Windows 95

Deki · 26-12-2009 05:27AM

1 build a memorial to it (my brother loved it)
2. try to sell on ebay
3. leave it in the dust

empty printer cartridge

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