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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
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    colrow, cant come back to ireland until the sheep are better!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 Cicero
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    jg is setting up a home for unwanted/unloved spiders...all are welcome:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
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    Cicero was one of the few men that can touch his nose with his big toe!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
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    joes girls thinks that the Hagar cartoon in the Herald is her Horoscope


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 Deki
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    Cdfm thinks he's Hagar, he keeps trying to sack and pillage the next village but they just pat him on the head and send him home...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 Cicero
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    ...says thank-you, have a nice day, when taking her money from an ATM machine...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 Deki
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    (you been spying on the Atm machine again?:p)

    Cicero believes there's a little man inside the ATM machine and if things don't go his way he screams obscenities through the little slot and threatens physical violence.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 Cicero
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    Deki hands back one of the $50 notes she has just recieved to the ATM machine and asks: do you have anything smaller, I need change for parking...she usually gets it too..from the little man...inside the machine...honestly...:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
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    Cicero is the little man in the ATM machine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 niceirishfella
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    Cdfm is an ATM, A TERMINAL MASTERBATOR.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
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    niceirishfella hangs around ATM machines nightly hoping to get it in so he can make a withdrawal but has been disappointed so far.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
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    CDfm has tissues ready to sit down and watch a sad film, ah dont cry!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
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    Joes Girls cries when Scratchy the cat dies in the Itchy and Scratchy Show.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
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    Cdfm is trying to stop himself from crying, by thinking about funny things to say in here!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
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    Joes Girls is a troupe of drag queens and transexuals who were thrown out of the Miss IcantbelievetheyrenotWimmin 2009 competition for not shaving and leaving the seat up. You can book them for an event by visiting www.joesgirls.com


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
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    Cdfm is a dog whisperer. All the dogs he whispers to just happen to be deaf.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
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    Joes Girls is a sheep whisperer and the sheep understand everything she says and run away in horror


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
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    Cdfm came to the model auditions off my website but I had to turn him away as he doesn't like to brazilian wax.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
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    Joes Girls told me it was a Health Food Calender for Charidee and wanted me for September "Brazilian Nuts". However she had her hands full with her Gardening Calenders Novembers "Red Hot Poker" so I made my excuses and left.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
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    Cdfm sells special bags for turkey stuffing on his website


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
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    Joes Girls has started a campaign for Health Warnings on the Dangers of Sex with phallic shaped vegetables. She is particularily hard on buttered squash.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
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    Cdfm spends his evenings trying to rid the world of spiders by squashing them one spider at a time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
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    Joes Girls sat on a tuffet
    Updating her website one day
    Sitting beside - a fella with cider
    And Joes Girls drank the lot


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
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    As we speak Cdfm is watching play tv and is rooting through his pocket for change trying to work out the puzzle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 colrow
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    JG's is the one that smuggled a bunny into Tescos's and left it in the veg rack to eat all their carrots, such was her attempt to rid the werld of fallic vegetables


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 homah_7ft
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    Bought christmas for one dollar back in 1972.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
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    homah 7ft was the one who sold it to him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 homah_7ft
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    Is dialing 15 16 71 71 71 for the 29th time tonight.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1 cameronsangel


    homah_7ft wrote: »
    Is dialing 15 16 71 71 71 for the 29th time tonight.
    Married Cameron!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 CDfm
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    Homah 7ft has just ben proposed to by Cameron


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