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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

niceirishfella · 2009-06-10 15:54:06

You get the idea.......I'll start and post one on my olde mate colrow..... Colrow was recently arrested in Ann Summers shoplifting because he was too embarrased to pay for a certain item.;) Warning: Right, we're going to try this again. Here is how it's going to go: Insults and abuse belong in the Thunderdome. Not here.…

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#4352 08-12-2009 08:29PM

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niceirishfellas gay arse is so big that he smuggled a laptop, printer, and dongle into prison for me. Then bubba crawled up there and NIF smuggled him out.They now live together in a state of prison love.

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#4353 08-12-2009 10:22PM

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CDfm and niceirishfellas are lovers

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#4354 08-12-2009 11:21PM

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. . . was attacked by a pack of dogs
he thought he saw.

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#4355 09-12-2009 01:31AM

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aaronjumper wrote: »

. . . was attacked by a pack of dogs
he thought he saw.

aaronjumper knows when he has smoked too much weed

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#4356 09-12-2009 01:01PM

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CDfm once played a sellout show at Carnegie Hall. His legendary performance of "Cooking in the Hallway" caused a riot. The live recording of the show was recently digitally remastered and released by Universal Music Group.

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#4357 09-12-2009 01:28PM

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Undergod only has sex with dead seaguls because their arses are nice and tight.

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#4359 09-12-2009 09:35PM

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.........is annoyed at the Gay Tax in todays budget, hes going to get it up the arse again!

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#4360 09-12-2009 09:39PM

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#4361 09-12-2009 09:53PM

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Got his swine flu injection, and cried when the nurse didnt give him a lollipop!!!!

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homah 7ft is obsessed with Geraldine in the Apprentice and sent her a text saying that after a night with him her eyes will bulge like Aoiffe's with the two ff's

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#4363 09-12-2009 09:57PM

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#4365 09-12-2009 10:13PM

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#4366 09-12-2009 10:23PM

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Homah 7ft had a night of passion with Geraldine after which she told him Homah 7ft -you're fired.

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#4367 09-12-2009 10:31PM

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A power shower doesnt do it for Joes Girls -she insists on stripping off in the local Esso Station for a jetwash and waxing. I'm happy to oblige.

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#4369 09-12-2009 10:38PM

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#4370 09-12-2009 10:45PM

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homah 7ft productions is setting up the equipment to film the new ads featuring Joes Girls but he has turned off the hotwater to add gritty realism.

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#4372 10-12-2009 12:08AM

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Homah 7ft follows me around peeling boiled eggs and eating them and going uo to young wans and shoving the shells down their pants.

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#4374 10-12-2009 01:09AM

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staker has a twitch that makes it looks like she winks all the time and gives free grinds in Irish which she knows nothing about. SHe invents phrases like "Flusigi an toilet" and " Big Buchaill"

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Homah 7ft is pushing for a wooden spoon and a whisk to be introduced to the bedroom. Mrs Homah has bought an electric whisk in argos as a surprise for him and is practicing on the highest speed which she calls Max Pain and muttering "Anal sex - I ll give you anal sex mwahahahaha"

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CDFM's full name is Maximilian Payne

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#4379 10-12-2009 01:58AM

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CDFm is having an affair with 2 married women and a 1 married guy :eek:

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