Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

joes girls

colrow, cant come back to ireland until the sheep are better!

Cicero

jg is setting up a home for unwanted/unloved spiders...all are welcome:D

joes girls

Cicero was one of the few men that can touch his nose with his big toe!!!

CDfm

joes girls thinks that the Hagar cartoon in the Herald is her Horoscope

Deki

Cdfm thinks he's Hagar, he keeps trying to sack and pillage the next village but they just pat him on the head and send him home...

Cicero

...says thank-you, have a nice day, when taking her money from an ATM machine...

Deki

(you been spying on the Atm machine again?:p)

Cicero believes there's a little man inside the ATM machine and if things don't go his way he screams obscenities through the little slot and threatens physical violence.

Cicero

Deki hands back one of the $50 notes she has just recieved to the ATM machine and asks: do you have anything smaller, I need change for parking...she usually gets it too..from the little man...inside the machine...honestly...:eek:

CDfm

Cicero is the little man in the ATM machine

niceirishfella

Cdfm is an ATM, A TERMINAL MASTERBATOR.

CDfm

niceirishfella hangs around ATM machines nightly hoping to get it in so he can make a withdrawal but has been disappointed so far.

joes girls

CDfm has tissues ready to sit down and watch a sad film, ah dont cry!!!

CDfm

Joes Girls cries when Scratchy the cat dies in the Itchy and Scratchy Show.

joes girls

Cdfm is trying to stop himself from crying, by thinking about funny things to say in here!!!

CDfm

Joes Girls is a troupe of drag queens and transexuals who were thrown out of the Miss IcantbelievetheyrenotWimmin 2009 competition for not shaving and leaving the seat up. You can book them for an event by visiting www.joesgirls.com

joes girls

Cdfm is a dog whisperer. All the dogs he whispers to just happen to be deaf.

CDfm

Joes Girls is a sheep whisperer and the sheep understand everything she says and run away in horror

joes girls

Cdfm came to the model auditions off my website but I had to turn him away as he doesn't like to brazilian wax.

CDfm

Joes Girls told me it was a Health Food Calender for Charidee and wanted me for September "Brazilian Nuts". However she had her hands full with her Gardening Calenders Novembers "Red Hot Poker" so I made my excuses and left.

joes girls

Cdfm sells special bags for turkey stuffing on his website

CDfm

Joes Girls has started a campaign for Health Warnings on the Dangers of Sex with phallic shaped vegetables. She is particularily hard on buttered squash.

joes girls

Cdfm spends his evenings trying to rid the world of spiders by squashing them one spider at a time.

CDfm

Joes Girls sat on a tuffet
Updating her website one day
Sitting beside - a fella with cider
And Joes Girls drank the lot

joes girls

As we speak Cdfm is watching play tv and is rooting through his pocket for change trying to work out the puzzle.

colrow

JG's is the one that smuggled a bunny into Tescos's and left it in the veg rack to eat all their carrots, such was her attempt to rid the werld of fallic vegetables

homah_7ft

Bought christmas for one dollar back in 1972.

CDfm

homah 7ft was the one who sold it to him

homah_7ft

Is dialing 15 16 71 71 71 for the 29th time tonight.

cameronsangel

homah_7ft wrote: »

Is dialing 15 16 71 71 71 for the 29th time tonight.

Married Cameron!

CDfm

Homah 7ft has just ben proposed to by Cameron