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joes girls

CDfm is breaking up any snowman he finds, as they remind him of his uncle fred(how stole his big hammer, CDfm never forgave him)

Cicero

JG is a rogue elf who has escaped from Santas workshop

joes girls

Cicero won top male model in 1999, and is aging very well!!!

Cicero

joes girls won the same title 3 years later but then failed the compulsory sex test after....she was however, allowed to keep the medal she one

joes girls

Cicero has had a very bad year, it started with him getting a botched nose job and is now working on his moobs, trying to get his ripped body back that he had in 1999, but just seems that his one pack will not turn to a six pack no matter what his does. The only thing he has left going for him now his his very sexy ankles, and thats why he always gets his pants turned up!!!

Cicero

joes girls is facinated by Ciceros body but has only ever seen it with her glasses off, leading to a very strange impression of what it's really like-- she was also a lot more complimentay to Cicero when they rolled in the wexford hay last summer

joes girls

Cicero sits in a dark corner every night asking himself why!!!

Cicero

This is because every night, Joes Girls comes to Ciceros house and steels all his lightbulbs

joes girls

Cicero went to pick out his christmas tree, took him over 3 hours to pick one, when he did it was the biggest fullest he could find. When he got it to the car there was no hope of fitting it in the boot, so up on top he put it. Strapped it on and set of home, as he went into the tunnel he heard a little bumping sound, but carried on. At home when he got out of the car, looked up to find his biggy christmas tree had got alot smaller and was missing alot of it's branches

homah_7ft

Is writing short and snappy posts

staker

Homah 7ft learned to snorkel in the Kingsley car park

CDfm

Staker bought some hold-up stockings to rob a bank. Got a mad urge to try them on and loved it and is now Madame Staker the drag artiste.

Nevyn

CDfm is never happier then when dressed up as Ed Wood, twinset, pearls and all.

staker

Lady Macbeth thinks Palmolive is a rip-off, nowt better than good ole soap n' water she says

CDfm

Staker likes nothing better than donning his thights and squeezing Lady MacBeths spots whenever she yelps "Out damn spot"

joes girls

CDfm is a shy, quiet little boy !!!

Evolute

joes girls, Has a head shaped like a pringles can:p

colrow

evolube greases her bum with evostick before a bit of ruff anal sex with staker

Matt Holck

colrow was just here

CDfm

Matt is so desperate for sex that he is selling his virginity on ebay

staker

CDfm has reached cult status in his local parish as a virgin,nobody mentions the time he was found in the local donkey sancuary trousers down welded into the rear of a young jackass

colrow

staker was on his way home from staring in the panto as the rear end of a donkey, it was this donkey that staker was turd burgling

niceirishfella

....left his collection of chocolate dildos outside last night to get them good an' hard in the frost - as he likes em' that way.

staker

colrow has been sticking his knob into a jar of liver for months now, a camel ain't got the same tightness as a goat he'll tell you

colrow

Staker knows that I am her one and only true love

Hootanany

Colrow went to his solicitor for whip lash after one of his s&m parties went too far his buttocks were a glow with the cat of 9 tails.

they inserted an anal probe to see if damage was done internally he's been 4 times this last week for another in the end they ran out of ky jelly but Colrow would have none of it and made them do it with strawberry jam and chocolate sauce

CDfm

Hootanany was seen rifling the bins outside colrows solicitors office and his face was covered in strawberry jam and chocolate sauce

Cicero

CDfm's avatar wears fake ray-bans

joes girls

Cicero really thinks his OH is going to love the hoover he got her for christmas!!!

Cicero

joes girls is really the shake and Vac lady.....:)