Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

niceirishfella

Cdfm has asked SANTA for ANAL sex toys for xmas for himself.

CDfm

niceirishfella plans to get lucky with Santa this Christmas and has booby trapped his room to capture Santa as his sex slave for daily bum sex.

niceirishfella

Cdfm still believes in Santa,the tooth fairy and in THIS GOVERNMENT!

How deluded is CDFM?!?!?

CDfm

niceirishfella fancies Brian Cowan and bought a nude portrait of him.

joes girls

CDfm knows this cause he painted it, now he has money to pay off his phone bill!!!

RunHomerRun

joes_girls loves portraits and paint, her favourite colour is a soft tone of turquoise

CDfm

run_homer_runs favorite colour is tuna

colrow

During a recent password audit at Bank Of Ireland it
was found that CDfm was using the following password:


MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyBerlin


When asked why he had such a long password :




''Oi was told it had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital''

niceirishfella

colrow uses this password for everything online ;

........

CDfm

niceirishfella helped colrow devise the password because he is his friend

Cicero

when CDfm is at an ATM machine, when prompted for his password, he whispers it quietly into the machine....just in case somebody hears it.

CDfm

cicero dowsnt understand ATMs and tries to use the keypad to text messages to his bank. He believes it will be alright once he figures out how to turn of the predictatext.

homah_7ft

Don't invite him round to your house because he goes around changing the time on every clock.

CDfm

Homah 7ft girlfriend said in an interview with the Examiner the Homah is an "evil goblin" and now the Bowlers Rest are reconsidering their sponsorship of him.

colrow

Loud sex woman CDfm admits Asbo breach

Neighbours and the postman complained about the noise

A woman who was given an Asbo banning her from making loud noises during sex has admitted breaching the order.

CDfm's love-making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" at Newcastle Crown Court.

Neighbours, the local postman and a woman taking her child to school complained about the noise.

CDfm, 48, from Washington on Wearside, pleaded guilty to three counts of breaching the Asbo. She will be sentenced at a later date.

At an earlier hearing, next door neighbour Rachel O'Connor told the court she was frequently late for work because she overslept having been awake most of the night because of the noise.

She said: "The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

CDfm

Colrow my instiatable lover has been too timing me with the woman next door and the whole thing has been blown out of proportion since I stole his Viagra. Who wouldnt howl with colrow -bum sex is all he ever wants and he is welcome to her as her face looks like a slapped arse.

colrow

Cdfm is hoping someone will smuggle a rasp file into her jail cell, not to escape with, but to offer a special service to her bum chums

CDfm

Colrow is guilty of harrASSment and knows that after the last night I need to wait for the stitches to come out.

joes girls

After the night spent with Colrow Cdfm needed colonic irrigation to restore a feeling of well being to his inner self.

CDfm

Joes Girls business JGs Power Truck Wash and Colonic Irrigation is cheap but is best avoided

Cicero

CDfm is locked into a 10 year colonic irrigation deal with JGs business with compulsory monthly bottom servicing- the good news is that no water charges are liable as the deal was struck before the 09 budget was announced- you could say...a painfully cheap deal..

triv88

Cicero has a crush on his baby sisters best friend

CDfm

triv two fat ladies rolled into one has body issues

joes girls

CDfm is the fairy on top of my christmas tree

argosy2006

JG robbed her xmas tree from a lonely woodsman
now he has none, and must chop more down

jameson4me

prefers insest to makin love with their partner

CDfm

what argosy doesnt know is that JGs christmas tree is a bonsai giant redwood over 300 years old and the woodcutter is 137.

joes girls

Is trying to blame me for world deforestation. Just cos you want a warmer winter don't be trying to blame it on me!!!

colrow

Jgs is knitting me a willy warmer made up of the cuttings of cds piles

A_Leahy

Colrow once played a sexy Oompa Loompa in Ben Dover's 'Willy Wanker and the Cock-olate Factory'.